Editing making out

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[[Image:sbemail5.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad ''is'' The Love Doctor]]

{{aboutemail}} {{for|[[running gag]]|Making Out}}

"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, October 9, 2001 <!-- This is the release date according to the 2011 Calendar. -->

'''Running Time:''' 0:59

'''Page Title:''' Frampton's Camel

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad..,<br />
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br />
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br />
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,<br />
but nothing seems to work out. Please help<br />
me Strong Bad...<br />
Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote>
''{Pronounces "thang" as "thing"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! ''{clears screen}'' So here's what you do: ''{says but doesn't type}'' You ''{types}'' wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." ''{stops typing}'' I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! 

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first sbemail to have an unusual [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|page title]].
*The pseudonym the sender adopts is similar to those given to correspondents of [[Wikipedia:Ann Landers|Ann Landers]] and [[Wikipedia:Dear Abby|Dear Abby]] (e.g. [[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]).
*This is the first email to mention [[alcohol]].

===Real-World References===
*Frampton's Camel was the name of [[Peter Frampton]]'s backing band for several years, and the name of his 1973 [http://www.frampton.com/camel.html album].

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad will go on to mention [[Making Out|making out]] many more times.
*After the email, Strong Bad says "Send me more questions, SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!" Later, in the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] cartoon, [[Mr. Shmallow]] will say, in a similar tone, "Look lively, LOOK LIVELY!"

== External Links ==
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