Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship
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Although Marzipan is officially the girlfriend of Homestar Runner, she has occasionally expressed interest in The Cheat. The Cheat also expresses interest in her. These moments have varied greatly from presumably strictly business (they perform together, he makes music videos of her, etc.) to subtle hints of romance, which have culminated into Marzipan and The Cheat going on two dates. The Cheat and Marzipan also occasionally express displeasure for each other. Apparently, The Cheat does not love Marzipan strongly enough to deny Strong Bad assistance in tormenting her.
 Marzipan and The Cheat flirting
- The Cheat Theme Song — One line turns the original winning phrase from Homestar Talker into "Who's making out with Marzipan? The Cheat. The Cheat."
- Email mile — Powered by The Cheat Marzipan has a thought balloon reading "I ♥ that Cheat."
- Email do over — An Easter egg shows Marzipan with The Cheat dressed as Homestar and covered in lipstick kisses.
- Date Nite — Marzipan and The Cheat go on a "hot date" to Marshmallow's L'est Stand and a stone bridge.
- Email cheatday (DVD Commentary) — Marzipan states that she dated The Cheat.
 Marzipan and The Cheat working together
- Email marzipan and Seasonal Sweaters — The Cheat makes Marzipan a music video of herself.
- Email cheatday (DVD Commentary) — Marzipan says that she helped The Cheat get his fake license.
- Cool Things — The Cheat joins Marzipan's band called Cool Tapes along with Strong Mad.
- Where U Goin' 2? — The Cheat sings in a choir along with Marzipan and Cardboard Homestar.
- Homestar Ruiner — The Cheat is seen in a flashback of one of Marzipan's parties.
 Marzipan and The Cheat in conflict
- The Reddest Radish — The Cheat distracts Marzipan so Strong Bad can steal one of her radishes.
- Email lackey — At the orders of Strong Bad, The Cheat steals a cantaloupe from Marzipan.
- Email origins — The Cheat helps Strong Bad spraypaint Marzipan.
- Email lady...ing — Marzipan implies that The Cheat smells like a litter box.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Marzipan accidentally offends The Cheat while attempting to speak a language similar to his.
- Summer Short Shorts — The Cheatsaurus attacks PBTC Marzipan (as well as Homestar and Strong Bad) with fire breath.
- Date Nite — Marzipan decides she can't go out with The Cheat anymore after he admits he has been declawed.
- Email shapeshifter — A rabid The Cheat attacks Marzipan.
- Where U Goin' 2? — The Cheat gets angry at Marzipan for saying that all his notes are wrong.
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — The Cheat, as the main antagonist Craig, kidnaps Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons.