Peasant Spawning (is Confusion)

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"New peasants will be born..."

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Album: Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP
Track: 6
Time: 1 minutes 13 seconds
Artist(s): Strong Sad
Style:
Origin: None

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{singing}
Flip over a movement card
Count the peasants in the corner
If that number is more than what's on the board
New peasants will be born
One per unburninated cottage, is the maximum wattage
Of peasant spawnage
On a single turn

Peasant spawning is confusion
Peasant spawning takes some getting used to
Peasant spawning is confusion
Peasant spawning takes some getting used to

{voiceover, speaking as chorus repeats}
Exceptions: If a peasant is already on an unburninated cottage, then no peasant can spawn there. If there are no peasants left in the Trog-Meter, then no peasant can spawn. If all the cottages are already burninated, then you just can't spawn any peasants!

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