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    <line start="18" end="38" speaker="stinkoman">Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!</line>
    <line start="52" end="69" speaker="stinkoman">Hya hya hya hya hya hya hya!</line>
    <line start="70" end="103" speaker="stinkoman">Waah! Who are you?</line>
    <line start="108" end="123" speaker="thehomestar">I'm The Homestar Runner.</line>
    <line start="124" end="167" speaker="stinkoman">That name is dumb. It sounds like it is soooo dumb!</line>
    <line start="171" end="193" speaker="thehomestar">Well, what's your moniker?</line>
    <line start="197" end="263" speaker="stinkoman">I go by Stinkoman. That's the name of talented fighter if ever there was one.</line>
    <line start="266" end="290" speaker="thehomestar">Okay, if you say so.</line>
    <line start="291" end="311" speaker="thehomestar">Would you care for some dry meal?</line>
    <line start="328" end="380" speaker="stinkoman">No way! I'm training for fighting, or maybe a challenge!</line>
    <line start="381" end="410" speaker="stinkoman">So what's that thing you're kicking around?</line>
    <line start="411" end="439" speaker="thehomestar">Oh, that's just an old can of water soup.</line>
    <line start="440" end="496" speaker="thehomestar">I kick it around ever since my dog worshed away in the storm of '28.</line>
    <line start="503" end="535" speaker="stinkoman">You seem like you might not be from around here.</line>
    <line start="536" end="564" speaker="stinkoman">Do you have any special powers?</line>
    <line start="566" end="586" speaker="thehomestar">I can play a mean worshboard.</line>
    <line start="587" end="603" speaker="sfx">scraping noises</line>
    <line start="607" end="635" speaker="stinkoman">What is that? <em>What is that?!</em></line>
    <line start="636" end="652" speaker="stinkoman">Some kinda robot?</line>
    <line start="659" end="671" speaker="thehomestar">What's a robit?</line>
    <line start="673" end="691" speaker="stinkoman">You don't know what a robot is?</line>
    <line start="692" end="744" speaker="stinkoman">Hahaha! You're so dumb! Hahaha! Dumb!</line>
    <line start="745" end="772" speaker="thehomestar">Oh, go soak your fat head.</line>
    <line start="774" end="811" speaker="stinkoman">Are you asking for a CHALLEEEENGE?!</line>
    <line start="815" end="842" speaker="thehomestar">Yessir. Yessir, I am.</line>
    <line start="846" end="882" speaker="stinkoman"><em>DOUBLE DEEEEEUUUUUCE!!!</em></line>
    <line start="892" end="897" speaker="thehomestar">Ptooie.</line>
    <line start="927" end="981" speaker="stinkoman">Ow! My eye! It's like my eye! It hurts so bad!</line>
    <line start="986" end="1026" speaker="thehomestar">Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance.</line>
    <line start="1027" end="1059" speaker="sfx">The Homestar Runner's dance music plays</line>
    <line start="1060" end="1120" speaker="stinkoman">Hahaha! That dance cracks me up! Hahaha! You gotta teach me!</line>
    <line start="1121" end="1140" speaker="thehomestar">Just kinda shimmy and shake.</line>
    <line start="1141" end="1163" speaker="stinkoman">Yeah! Now I got it!</line>
    <line start="1164" end="1177" speaker="thehomestar">Twenty exty-six!</line>
    <line start="1178" end="1196" speaker="stinkoman">Nineteen thirty-six!</line>
    <line start="1201" end="1215" speaker="thehomestar">Twenty exty-six!</line>
    <line start="1216" end="1234" speaker="stinkoman">Nineteen thirty-six!</line>
    <line start="1235" end="1250" speaker="thehomestar">Twenty exty-six!</line>
    <line start="1251" end="1270" speaker="stinkoman">Nineteen thirty-six!</line>
    <line start="1278" end="1293" speaker="thehomestar">Twenty exty-six!</line>
    <line start="1298" end="1317" speaker="stinkoman" volume=".9">Nineteen thirty-six!</line>
    <line start="1328" end="1342" speaker="thehomestar" volume=".8">Twenty exty-six!</line>
    <line start="1352" end="1372" speaker="stinkoman" volume=".6">Nineteen thirty-six!</line>
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