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<line start="20" end="72" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, hello and welcome to The King of Town special edition DVD. </line>
<line start="73" end="150" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm your host, America's number one son and sweetheart to all the ladies, Strong Bad. </line>
<line start="151" end="199" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're probably wondering what I'm doing the commentary on this cartoon for; </line>
<line start="200" end="240" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's because they didn't put me in this freakin' cartoon,</line>
<line start="240" end="279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so, the least they could do is let me make fun of it. </line>
<line start="280" end="305" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, let's uh, let's begin.</line>
<line start="306" end="349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now, this guy does not belong in cartoons. </line>
<line start="350" end="386" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">From what I understand, he's everybody's least favorite character, </line>
<line start="387" end="421" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I don't understand how he got his own freakin' cartoon, </line>
<line start="422" end="460" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I haven't even got... my own cartoon yet.</line>
<line start="491" end="527" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and the special effects here; look at that piece of crap! </line>
<line start="528" end="573" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, I really think that was a piece of crap tied to some strings... </line>
<line start="574" end="608" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That they just... pulled up behind the mountains, you know...</line>
<line start="661" end="738" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and here comes mister prancy-time himself, Homestar Runner, to save the day. </line>
<line start="739" end="776" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Personally, I don't know what he's doing not wearing his hat, because, </line>
<line start="777" end="824" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He looks kinda creepy whe—when he doesn't wear his baseball hat. </line>
<line start="825" end="862" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or whatever that hat is, you got the propeller on it...</line>
<line start="871" end="898" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I hate everything about that guy.</line>
<line start="944" end="965" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, now this guy had some class. </line>
<line start="966" end="990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Blacksmith, that guy was a good guy. </line>
<line start="991" end="1050" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I hung out with him after the cartoon; yeah, we had some good times, I mean.... </line>
<line start="1051" end="1104" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and this freakin' guy, man, he STANK SO BAD! </line>
<line start="1105" end="1157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I know, I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. </line>
<line start="1158" end="1217" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend <em>that</em> took a crap. </line>
<line start="1218" end="1231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's that guy. </line>
<line start="1232" end="1255" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and that little guy, ohh!!</line>
<line start="1256" end="1320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That guy gave me the creeps... I didn't trust that guy any farther than I could throw him.</line>
<line start="1353" end="1389" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and Homestar wearing the graduate cap... </line>
<line start="1390" end="1448" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'll tell you what, I mean, Homestar never graduated from anything in his life. </line>
<line start="1449" end="1479" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, uh, that little X he just made... </line>
<line start="1480" end="1518" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">To tell you the truth, I don't think that he could tell you that it was an X because </line>
<line start="1519" end="1543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the alphabet </line>
<line start="1544" end="1598" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'm almost positive that he can't read, so. </line>
<line start="1611" end="1663" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, everybody has a good laugh...</line>
<line start="1679" end="1723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that place, the King of Town does not live in that castle! </line>
<line start="1724" end="1739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I can tell you that right now. </line>
<line start="1740" end="1795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, like, he lives in like some two bedroom job, like, next door to me. </line>
<line start="1796" end="1832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's kinda run down and creepy, actually. </line>
<line start="1833" end="1866" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, you don't want to go over there, man. </line>
<line start="1879" end="1918" speaker="other">You have no new messages. <span style="visibility:hidden">Ever.</span></line>
<line start="1919" end="1934" speaker="other">You have no new messages. Ever. </line>
<line start="1941" end="1969" speaker="other">Nobody likes you. </line>
<line start="1978" end="2019" speaker="other">You still have zero messages. </line>
<line start="2028" end="2062" speaker="other">You have no friends.</line>
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