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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana Phone! My name is Trelawney, and the fates do not look good for you, bucko! Your tea leaves are actually poison oak, and your lifeline is about half an inch long. But while you waste the remaining seconds you have before you meet your Maker, how's about enjoying a hilarious toon from the greatest website of all time, Homestarrunner.com! The Grim might just spare you another few minutes.
"I think it was dot egg, or dot muffin or something..."
I like Marzipan's Answering Machine, and I think it should be more popular than it is, because it has great character interaction. For this same reason, my favorite Sbemails are caffiene, stupid stuff, interview, long pants, and little questions.
Hairspray is my favorite musical. It is everything that entertainment should be. I also love the Producers, Into the Woods, Sweeney Todd, and... aww heck. Just go to Broadway.com while you're at it. (Sondheim is cooler than you!)
Bookwise, I read a lot. Right now I'm reveling in Discworld, but perennial favorites are Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Agatha Christie, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Frank Sheed's Theology and Sanity (a worthwhile read if ever there was one).
- You know you've been watching H*R too often when you ask your mom to pass the jorjyfrorts.
P.S. ABBA neva dies!
P.P.S. You just lost the game.