Editing User talk:Sir Strong Bad

== An electronic reply! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

'''Dear Carpet Bagger'''

'''I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!'''

==preview==
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING.
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP
THANK YOU STOP
{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

'''Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.'''

==The What For==
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...'''

:Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

'''I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.'''

== Um ==

Um it is I, DBK. '''STOP'''<br>

I bid you greetings from 2005. '''STOP'''<br>

Its nice to meet you. '''STOP'''<br>

Feel free to drop me a line any time. '''STOP'''<br>

Bye. '''STOP'''<br>

{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

'''2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!'''

== A Notice ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message '''STOP'''

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee '''STOP'''

Sincerely, '''STOP'''

The Superfied Telegraph Union '''STOP'''

'''25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!'''

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities.  You must now pay a '''50'''-cent extension fee to release him.

'''CURSES! Foiled again!'''

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet?  AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh <nowiki>*hits me over head with mallet*</nowiki> you'll...never...get...away...with...this...<nowiki>*faints*</nowiki>

'''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!'''

Hey, Sir Strong Bad.  Want to let you know that in the future, a show called [[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]] will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff.  Play me away, Donny!

'''You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain [[wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]] the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!'''

Dear 1936 man,
I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of [[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]].  I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet.  I would like to learn more about 1936.   Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above.  Thank you,  Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

'''I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!'''

==A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden==
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'''? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with '''<nowiki>[[User:Sir Strong Bad]]</nowiki>'''! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the '''|''', like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!'''

'''So long, not buffoon!'''
'''[[User:Sir Strong Bad]] 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC)''' (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

==A Telegramaphonic Reply ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I recivied your message earlier today '''STOP'''

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance '''STOP'''

Please contact me again to confirm agreement '''STOP'''

With quite a few regards, 

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you '''STOP'''

'''I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!'''

===A Telegramophonic Follow-up!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I relish that fateful day '''STOP'''

Please inform me of your future mishaps '''STOP'''

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine '''STOP'''

I bid you good tidings '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov 2005

'''Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!'''

===Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!===

Yes, you go give him the whats for! '''STOP'''

You and I think very much alike, I see '''STOP'''

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? '''STOP'''

Inquisitively,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? '''STOP'''

'''Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.'''

===More Replying!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic '''STOP'''

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! '''STOP'''

I use a computating device called the Window XP! '''STOP'''

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! '''STOP'''

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?'''

===And yet.. Another reply.===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! '''STOP'''

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! '''STOP'''

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges '''STOP'''

Do you like his work? '''STOP'''

I think that he is very funny '''STOP'''

With regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.'''

===Last electronic reply!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes '''STOP''' 

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty '''STOP''' 

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!'''

== Another Electronic Reply! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? '''STOP'''

Answer [[User:Another Strong Badian|Here]]! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided [[User:Another Strong Badian|here]]. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!'''

== User name ==

<span style="font:small-caps 110% monospace;">dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to [[HRWiki:Changing_username|formally change it]] stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))</span>

'''An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!'''

<span style="font:small-caps 110% monospace;">hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))</span>

'''Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad!  Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!'''

==An Electronic Reply==

Sir Stong Bad '''Stop'''

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. '''Stop'''

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. '''Stop'''

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. '''Stop'''

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

'''GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!'''

===An electronic apology!===

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. '''Stop'''

I had no wish to incur you wrath. '''Stop'''

I beg forgiveness. '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

P.S. '''Stop'''

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? '''Stop'''

'''Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!'''

== Acquaintances ==

Why... hello '''Stop'''

I bid ''you'' hello from 2005 '''Stop'''

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances '''Stop'''

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to [[HRWiki:IRC channel|The Chat Channel]] '''Stop'''

Hope to see you there some time '''Stop'''

{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

'''I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!'''

== New messages indicator ==

<span style="font:small-caps 110% monospace;">when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))</span>

'''Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad stop ==

I got Your electronic message! '''Stop'''.

Let get to Know each other,'''stop''':

1.what is you real namem,'''stop'''?

2.what do you do for a living,'''stop'''?

3.How did you find me,'''stop'''?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,'''stop''', Heimstern Läufer, '''stop''', or AbdiViklas, '''stop'''?

Hoping you send me reply,'''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...'''

===An electronic mistake!===

Dear sir strong bad '''stop'''

You've made a mistake '''stop'''

I'm no lady '''stop'''

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people '''stop'''

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick '''stop''' 

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish '''stop'''

I bid you good day, i do '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

Ps: 
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

'''I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!'''


I forgive you Sir strong bad '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''Hurrah!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad <b>STOP</b><br>
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 <b>GO</b><br>
I received your message loud and clear <b>RED LIGHT</b><br>
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply <b>LOOK OUT</b><br>
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites <b>THERE'S A COP</b><br>
and have thusly gained my respect <b>OH GREAT</b><br>
I wish you well, and I look forward <b>HE'S PULLING ME OVER</b><br>
to speaking with you soon <b>SORRY OFFICER</b><br>
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk <b>DANG, I GOT A TICKET</b><br>

'''I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!'''

== Lost ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. '''STOP'''

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. '''STOP'''

Thank you for your time! '''STOP'''

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]] '''STOP'''

'''How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?'''

== DELETED ==

Double Post '''DELETED!'''

'''And in such a timely manner as well.'''

== I Need a Caper! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! '''STOP'''

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. '''STOP'''

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! '''STOP'''

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. '''STOP'''

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. '''STOP'''

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. '''STOP'''

Then you must give him the what-for! '''STOP'''

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. '''STOP'''

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. '''STOP'''

Cordially, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?'''

== Dear Sir ==

Dear Sir Strong bad '''STOP'''

What became of your gold pants? '''STOP'''

I would like to propose a trade '''STOP'''

Your pants for my water soup '''STOP'''

			Cordially,
			{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!'''

== The football player ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Who is the football player? '''STOP'''

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? '''STOP'''

Punch The Sneak for me,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.'''

== Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta ==

http://www.strongfans.com/old-timey_paper.PNG {{clear}}
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!'''

== Greetings '''stop''' ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) '''stop'''

Do you know about Wikipedia '''stop'''

see you soon '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

'''stop'''
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

'''Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often!''' 
'''PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!'''

Foriginess please '''stop'''

i just never ment to make fun of you,'''stop'''

He made me do it, i think '''stop'''

ps: How do you say ps in your way '''stop'''?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

'''Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!'''

==just er... saying hi==
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES '''STOP''' I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY '''STOP''' I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS '''STOP''' I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!'''

'''Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?'''

I NEVER TRIED IT '''STOP''' I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT '''STOP''' I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!'''

OOH, THAT RULES '''STOP''' THANK YOU VERY MUCH '''STOP''' YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION '''STOP'''

SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!'''

==Some little questions==
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''<br>
Here is some little questions: '''STOP'''<br>
1. Has you some time play football? '''STOP'''<br>
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? '''STOP'''<br>
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? '''STOP'''

[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
Sweden

'''For Sir Viklas. Hi?'''

'''1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.'''

'''2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.'''

'''3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.'''

'''Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.''' 

'''— Sir Stark Dålig'''

== ssb_telegram 22 ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

I am from England. '''STOP'''

What are your thoughts on 
the English? '''STOP'''

Many thanks, '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} '''STOP'''

'''What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!'''

==A Question==
How did you find me? '''STOP'''

I was just curious.'''STOP'''

Farewell,'''STOP'''

"Sir Rroks"'''STOP'''

'''I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.'''

==Chiaroscuro==
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... '''S r t o g a'''. If a bit bewildering. <small>(Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!)</small> &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}
:DEAR MR. BAD '''STOP'''
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) '''STOP'''
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ''TWO'' OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH '''STOP'''
BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE '''STOP'''
I LIVED IN SWEDEN '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!'''

NO NO '''STOP''' IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE '''STOP''' IT WAS JUST A COMMENT '''STOP''' YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING '''STOP''' SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!'''

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

:Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally [[User talk:AbdiViklas#An electronic request!|replied]] to your message! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.'''
:Cool; so have I. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== NYU Talk  ==

Haldo '''STOP'''

I'm wondering '''STOP'''

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons '''STOP'''

From the NYU talk because i would like to know '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!'''
:I think what you're looking for is [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|this]], NBBB. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!'''

== a request to you sir ==

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have a confoundment for you to solve '''STOP'''

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves  before you go to bed? '''STOP'''

              Stinkfully yours,
              {{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Yes, and I look somewhat like this.'''
[[image:SB_maskless.png]]

== A reply ==

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Moustache</div>Ummm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.

<br>Strong Bad</blockquote>

'''No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!'''

== Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Hello and greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how has yon been '''stop'''

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox '''stop'''

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."'''
== once again, greetings sir strong bad ==
:HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING '''STOP''' AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.'''

:I SEE '''STOP''' TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT'''

'''Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad '''stop''' ==

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questions'''STOP''':

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? '''Stop'''

2.what be your favourite toon? ''stop'''

3.where does yous reside in?'''stop'''

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".'''

'''And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!'''

==Suggestion for Gang pics==
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding ''<nowiki>{{clear}}</nowiki>'' at the end of each paragraph! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

'''SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!'''

== Bottom ten ==

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" '''stop''' thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten '''stop'''?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten'' in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is as follows...'''

'''10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!'''

'''9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.'''

'''8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!'''

'''7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.'''

'''6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak'''

'''5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.'''

'''4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!'''

'''3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.'''

'''2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.'''

'''And number one on''' {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is...'''

'''1.''' '''BUFFOONS!'''

== Sorry sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

I recently got your electronic message, '''stop'''

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, '''stop'''

so please forgive me if i made you upset '''stop'''

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!'''

== Accomplice ==

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?''' 

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: [[Image:coachz1936.png]]

'''You've got it, Sir B!'''

== Zeppelin warning ==

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!'''

[[Image:Sneak_Head_Explosion1.PNG|center|220px]]

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!'''

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|Obnoxiously long old-timey username]]

== question and forgiveness ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted '''stop'''

anyway onto business ''stop'''

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know  Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

:No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. &mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!'''

== Sirs STOP ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How should one simple carpet bagger '''STOP'''

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs '''STOP'''

List of Sirs is my word for you changing '''STOP'''

User names in to Old Timy style names '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

P.S. '''STOP'''

If you accpt me into you Sirs '''STOP'''

Please use this... '''STOP'''

[[Image:bossman.png]] '''STOP'''

Image for me! '''STOP'''

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} here---

== Feeling down ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

'''Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.'''

== an electronic reply ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

If I'm accepted in to you gang '''STOP'''

I will give 3 sevises '''STOP'''

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully '''STOP'''

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired '''STOP'''

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion '''STOP'''

Sirly, {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!'''

== a question for you... ==

What's up man? I've got a question...
What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten?
I want to know the answer.
--{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!'''

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to...
1. Torture The Homestar Runner,
2. Kidnap his girlfriend,
3. Give The Sneak his helping.
What do you think? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!'''

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).'''

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.'''

== Good day ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday '''stop'''

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. '''stop'''

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")'''

==An electronic ranking like thing!==
:GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE '''STOP''' FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE '''STOP''' PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY '''STOP''' SOMETHING LIKE THAT '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Got it!'''


I too got your telegramaparcel '''STOP'''

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" '''STOP'''

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! '''STOP'''

Sincerely yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== Rank ==

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. '''STOP'''

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. '''STOP'''

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== rank ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks '''STOP'''

If I was a rank I would be '''The Age''' '''STOP'''

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one '''STOP'''

But thats not very good so I need a little help '''STOP'''

Thinking of what I am '''STOP''' 

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==A Modern Telogrammothingy!==

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''<br/>
It is I, Sir Rroks! '''STOP'''<br/>
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! '''STOP'''<br/>
Are you well? '''STOP'''<br/>
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! '''STOP'''<br/>
Bafoonishly yours, '''STOP'''<br/>
Sir {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}'''STOP'''<br/>

An Electronic P. S. '''STOP'''<br/>
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! '''STOP'''<br/>
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!'''STOP'''<br/>
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!'''STOP'''<br/>
[[Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG]]

Thank you for reading thus far! '''STOP'''<br/>

'''WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!'''

==The '''I bring you thanks!''' award==
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|Sorry it's not in b/w!]]
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE '''''I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD''''' '''STOP''' THANKS FOR BEING COOL '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door '''STOP'''

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request '''STOP'''

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! '''STOP'''

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, 

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]]

'''Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.'''

== How are you? ==

hey there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been this fine couple of days '''stop'''

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!'''

== Nikolce Kocovski's rank ==

Greetings again '''stop'''

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

'''Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!'''

are you making fun of me?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.'''

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a '''''TECH SUPPORT'''', sorry if i said ot out loud?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== Heil Sir Stark Schlecht! ==

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht '''STOPP'''

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no [[The Kaiser|Kaisers]] are flummoxing your plans '''STOPP'''.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic '''STOPP'''

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of '''STOPP'''

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, '''STOPP'''

Hochachtungsvoll <br>
Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know '''{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}'''!'''

:Finding such information proved easier than stealing [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from '''********'''! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!'''

:You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the '''Doppelgänger''', should that please you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?'''

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''An exemplatory idea!'''

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys.  You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. &mdash;{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:

:I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Message From Sir Rroks! ==

Sir Strong Bad! '''Stop'''<br/>
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! '''Stop'''<br/>
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! '''Stop'''<br/>
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! '''Stop'''<br/>
From Sir Rroks. '''Stop'''<br/>

== gang member image ==

Would you like this image?

[[Image:the_ghost.PNG|thumb|]]

--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Fine by me!'''

== Idea! '''STOP''' ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have an idea '''STOP'''

The gang should '''STOP'''

Work on makeing more stuff '''STOP'''

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang '''STOP'''

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.'''

==An electronic forum==

'''Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes '''STOP''' 

"Were as '''OLD''' School as you can get" '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!'''

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' '''STOP'''

I've got somthing much better '''STOP'''

[[Image:gang logo.gif]] '''STOP'''

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you)
[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!'''

Thank You Boss, '''STOP''' 

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate '''STOP'''

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? '''STOP''' 

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.'''

== AN IMAGE FOR YOU! ==

DEAR SIR '''STOP'''

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU '''STOP'''

HERE IT IS: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/sirbad.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! '''STOP'''

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/6397.jpg


[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!'''

Are you going to add them, or not???--[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.'''

== A Reply from Miss Luvr ==

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. &mdash;{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== question and drat. ==

Greetigns there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been '''stop'''

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays '''stop'''

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? '''stop'''

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings '''stop'''

signed: Lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

'''Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.'''

==hi 'dere==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE A QUESTION '''STOP'''
IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR '''STOP'''

:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!'''

== question ==

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days '''stop'''

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way '''stop'''

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Personal images ==

Hey Sir Strong Bad '''stop''' I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=220428 you have six images]</span> that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

:''To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:''

:I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
:*'''Benol''' and '''Bubsty,''' this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
:*'''Abdi, Heimstern,''' and '''Nikolce''' have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
:*'''Homsarroks''' and '''SupremeRulerOfSBadia''' each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
:*'''Not Billy Bob Bob''' has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)

:Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad.  I have no problem.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

== don't worry ==

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Erm, so is that a ''yes'' or a ''no'' on your taking [[:Image:Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg|Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg]] as your own? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== I agree! ==

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

'''THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!'''
:THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== merry christmas ==

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween)
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy new year ==

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

'''Dapper New Years to all of you!'''

== Telegramo...whatever. ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. '''STOP'''

Dang. '''STOP'''

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! '''STOP'''

2006 sure is fun, I guess. <strike>'''GO'''</strike> '''STOP'''

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==An electronic message! Again!==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

== what do you like mostly about homestar runner? ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''', how have you been thesew recent holiday events '''stop'''
the query i'm asking you is the title of the page '''stop'''

see you around  [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

'''I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!'''

'''PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!'''

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== another question... ==

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Animated parcel! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''<br>
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! '''STOP'''<br>
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. '''STOP'''<br>
From,<br>
{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Amazing! '''Stop''' ==

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad!  '''STOP'''

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment!  '''STOP'''

Simply amazing!   '''STOP'''

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell!  '''STOP'''

Perhaps we can split the profits!  '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours,  '''STOP'''

Sir [[User: Homsarroks|Rroks]]  '''STOP'''
==More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!==
Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== a greeting ==

Fair tidings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. '''STOP'''

I am female. '''STOP'''

You may proceed to call me ''lady One'', but ''Sir One'' is simply unacceptable. '''STOP'''

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. '''STOP'''

Fairwell! '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}} 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== An electronic tip!==
:HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE '''STOP''' YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY '''STOP''' OR, AN EASIER WAY '''STOP''' JUST COPY THIS: Ä '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.'''

==Hi==
I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them.{{User:The thing/sig}} 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
:It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool==
:Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
:I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
:I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
:In my age, ''cool'' people are highly respected by their peers STOP
:I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
:Your fellow flummoxer STOP
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]) STOP

== concerned here! ==

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

==conversation topic==
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
:Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
:I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
:Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
:Once again,
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

==1939?==
how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

:The dates in the [[Old-Timey]] era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

== Rare artifact! ==

[[Image:Gum_emboss.png|thumb|Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least]]

Greetings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

'Tis I, '''Lady One!''' '''STOP'''

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. '''STOP'''

I believe ''you'' are the originator of this parcel? '''STOP'''

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. '''STOP'''

My combolations,

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. '''STOP'''

== im back! ==

Greetings sir strong bad, '''stop'''

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.