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<line start="5" end="70" speaker="strongbad">I'm running through a field of email! Paranoia! Paranoia!</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Have you ever been to a concert?</line>
<line start="106" end="135" speaker="strongbad">If you have, what type of concert was it?</line>
<line start="136" end="170" speaker="strongbad">Your dragon, Trogdor? Smiley face?</line>
<line start="171" end="210" speaker="strongbad">Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.'</line>
<line start="211" end="255" speaker="strongbad">You do <i>not</i> impersonate The Burninator, got it?</line>
<line start="256" end="270" speaker="sfx">Trogdor burning sound</line>
<line start="271" end="328" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?</line>
<line start="333" end="368" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hello, pleatèd boots!</line>
<line start="370" end="425"><strongsad>What are you all gusseyed up for?</strongsad><strongbad>Shut up man, I always dress like this!</strongbad></line>
<line start="426" end="472" speaker="strongbad">I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band,</line>
<line start="473" end="510" speaker="strongbad">so I'm going to show up fashionably late.</line>
<line start="511" end="565"><strongbad>What are you all gusseyed down for?</strongbad><strongsad>I'm going to see a show tonight too.</strongsad></line>
<line start="566" end="625" speaker="strongsad">But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.</line>
<line start="626" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!</line>
<line start="672" end="700" speaker="strongbad">Hey, guess what? They were related.</line>
<line start="701" end="765" speaker="strongbad">Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that went to college.</line>
<line start="766" end="835" speaker="strongbad">So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...</line>
<line start="840" end="940"><sfx>drums</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">Our audience must be 94% hot young females, with bangs higher than or equal to our own.</larry></line>
<line start="941" end="970"><sfx>louder drumming</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">And also a deviled egg tray!</larry></line>
<line start="971" end="984" speaker="sfx">drums end with crowd cheer</line>
<line start="985" end="1060" speaker="strongbad">So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1105" speaker="strongbad">Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intreguéd.</line>
<line start="1111" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?</line>
<line start="1176" end="1202" speaker="strongsad">Uh, that was the whole band.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only three people in it!</line>
<line start="1251" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">And something else's suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?</line>
<line start="1325" end="1362" speaker="strongsad">No, Strong Bad, those were just <i>regular glasses</i>.</line>
<line start="1363" end="1376" speaker="strongbad">Shock and horror!</line>
<line start="1380" end="1461"><strongbad>But they must be like, a brand new band, right?</strongbad><strongsad>No, they've been around for five or six years now...</strongsad></line>
<line start="1462" end="1494" speaker="strongbad">Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?</line>
<line start="1495" end="1545"><strongsad>I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.</strongsad><strongbad>Really?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1548" end="1602"><strongsad sfx="sfx">brushing</strongsad><strongbad>So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1603" end="1658"><strongsad sfx="sfx">brushing</strongsad><strongbad>They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex...</strongbad></line>
<line start="1659" end="1730" speaker="strongsad">They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they've been wearing all day.</line>
<line start="1731" end="1764"><strongbad>But... The music rocked.</strongbad><strongsad>Yes.</strongsad></line>
<line start="1765" end="1792"><strongbad>And they weren't wearing costumes.</strongbad><strongsad><i>No</i>.</strongsad></line>
<line start="1793" end="1815" speaker="strongbad">Huh... Interesting.</line>
<line start="1825" end="1907"><sfx>birds</sfx><strongbad>There were no high leg kicks, no choreographed spin moves... And that one guy even had his back to us all night.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1908" end="1982"><sfx>birds</sfx><strongbad>It's like they don't even really care about me. Like when they played that song called 'We don't even really care about you'?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1990" end="2075"><sfx>music</sfx><singers voiceover="voiceover">We don't really even care (we don't really even care) about you!</singers></line>
<line start="2075" end="2156"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>And <i>no</i> pyrotechnics?</homestar><strongbad>Nope. They just strung a bunch of Christmas lights over their bass drum.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2157" end="2183"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>And they still rocked?</homestar><strongbad>Yeah, totally!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2184" end="2275"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>And they can't be bothered to play solos, so they always leave a space to sing your own! Check out these <i>mow da mows</i>.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2276" end="2392"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">guitar solo sounds</strongbad></line>
<line start="2393" end="2452"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hey, hey! <i>slosh-ay</i>!</strongsad>
<strongbad><i>Slosh-ay</i>!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2453" end="2483"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You guys are <i>so lame</i>.</homestar></line>
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