Editing Lack of Visible Body Parts

Many [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters '''lack certain body parts''' that every person in the real world would have.  Despite this, they can still do the things that everyday people are capable of.  However, they do take note of their unusual structures.

== Arms ==
:''See [[Lack of Visible Arms]]''

== Coach Z's Face ==
[[Image:Horrendousspitter.PNG|thumb|Horrendous Spitter]]
Various references are made to parts of [[Coach Z]]'s face that are not visible to the viewer:

*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Coach Z is seen drinking mouthwash.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] &mdash; When [[Marzipan]] is trying to teach Coach Z how to say "job", she tells him to make his mouth into an "O". Coach Z also blows his whistle.
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Coach Z, [[Bubs]], and [[Pom Pom]] are seen eating marshmallows. (Pom Pom also does not appear to have a mouth, and Bubs's mouth appears to be a solid wall of teeth.)
*Email [[couch patch]] &mdash; Coach Z [[Puking|pukes]] in the couch rip.
*[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] &mdash; [[20X6 Coach Z]] appears to speak by wiggling his eyebrow.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] &mdash; Coach Z says he once shoved an M-80 up his nose.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] &mdash; Coach Z claims to have "fairly good teeth".
*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; Coach Z claims a napkin has his "snot balls" on it, and Bubs tells him he doesn't even have a nose.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] &mdash; [[Strong Sad]] mentions wanting to pour black coffee over Coach Z's head so it "continually streams down his mouthless face". (This later happens in an [[alternate universe]] Easter egg.)
*Email [[trading cards]] &mdash; Coach Z spits on one of his cards.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] &mdash; [[The Thnikkaman]] tells Coach Z "I'll render you toothless!"
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] &mdash; Besides a round nose, a mouth on Coach Z's face is present in the "storyboards".

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== Strong Bad's Nose ==
[[Image:Strongbad sunscreen.PNG|thumb|Sunscreen!]]
Similarly, references are occasionally made to [[Strong Bad]]'s nose, even though he does not appear to have one.

*Emails [[gimmicks]], [[new hands]], and [[unused emails]] &mdash; Strong Bad makes a sniffing noise.
*Email [[autobiography]] &mdash; In his autobiography tape, Strong Bad claims that "milk and cookies shot out my nose!"
*Email [[big white face]] &mdash; Strong Bad acts like he's holding his nose when near [[The Poopsmith]].
*Email [[alternate universe]] &mdash; [[Stinkoman]] calls Strong Bad "big nose", then refers to his nose.
*Email [[old comics]] &mdash; The [[The Castlefunnies|Castlefunnies]] characters, including Strong Bad, are all drawn with large noses.  
*[[Sick Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks [[The Paper]] if he could blow his nose on it.
*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; Strong Bad has smeared sunscreen where his nose would appear.
**In [[yes, wrestling]], he wears sunscreen in the same spot as one of the Wild Vacationers.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] &mdash; Strong Bad and Coach Z are drawn with small, round noses.
*Email [[web comics]] &mdash; The Strong Bad-like character in the GamerJox webcomic is drawn with a nose.

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==Strong Bad's Hair==
[[Image:Strong Bad Comb.PNG|thumb|Lookin' good for the ladies]]
Strong Bad sometimes acts as though he has hair, despite the fact that his head is a Mexican wrestling mask.
*Email [[marzipan]] &mdash; Strong Bad combs the top of his head before talking to Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a hairnet.
*[[One Two, One Two]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a shower cap.
*Emails [[looking old]], [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a towel on his head.

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== Marzipan's Legs ==
[[Image:Marzipan JoeyRamone.PNG|thumb|"Well, don't tell anybody, but... I don't really have legs."]] 
While sometimes Marzipan does not appear to have legs, a few other 'toons claim otherwise.

*Email [[stand-up]] &mdash; Coach Z thanks Marzipan for her wonderful clogging.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; A rip in Marzipan's [[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]] costume reveals that she has no legs.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] &mdash; Bubs tells Marzipan that Coach Z got that kick in the crotch she sent him just fine.
*[[Main Page 17]] and Email [[highschool]] &mdash; [[20X6 Marzipan]] and Highschool Marzipan are portrayed with long, thin legs (though the latter occurs completely within Strong Bad's doodle memory).
*Email [[date]] &mdash; Marzipan complains that [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] won't stop kicking her in the shins.  In the DVD commentary, she tells the Brothers Chaps she doesn't really have legs.
*[[That A Ghost]] &mdash; [[Old-Timey Marzipan]]'s [[:Image:Marzipan skeleton.png|skeleton]] shows bones throughout her skirt.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; Coach Z asks Marzipan to get ready for shin team tryouts.
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Bubs informs Marzipan that the cost of analyzing the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] is "an arm and a leg." Marzipan then responds by telling him it's "not a problem."
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] &mdash; Strong Bad tells Homestar "You ''wish'' Marzipan had legs like that! Or... ''legs''."

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== Ears ==
[[Image:Strong Sad with iPod.PNG|thumb|"I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie."]]
None of the [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]] appear to have ears, yet they still act as though they do.

*Email [[sibbie]] &mdash; Strong Sad wears earbuds to listen to his [[Strong Sad's iPod|iPod]].
*Email [[impression]] &mdash; In a tape recording, Strong Sad tells Strong Bad to stop flicking his ear. 
*Strong Bad wears [[cool shades]] and sunglasses in multiple emails, starting with [[stunt double]] (as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]).  These shades are apparently held on his head by invisible ears.
**Homestar and The Thnikkaman also wear sunglasses in several toons.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] &mdash; On Message 1, Homestar re-listens to his old message from Marzipan under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears.
*Email [[extra plug]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] puts his hands to both sides of his head as though covering his ears when walking near Strong Bad's loud [['Lectric Boots]]. He also uses [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowsticks]] to plug his ears.
*Email [[alternate universe]] &mdash; [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempts to dig to China with his ears.
*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before re-entering the pool.
*[[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]] &mdash; Bubs covers the space where his ears would be when Homestar attempts to sing for a stirring utensil.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] &mdash; Coach Z wears earrings as part of his costume, which seem to stick to the side of his face as opposed to piercing his skin.
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Strong Bad covers the part of his head where his ears would be while a [[Dancing Musical Nobot]] plays [[Everybody to the Limit]].

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==Other==
[[Image:Single Deuce.png|thumb|"I'm flippin' you off right now."]]
*Email [[the bird]] &mdash; Strong Bad, Pom Pom, and Homestar give the bird, even though none of them have visible fingers.
**Strong Bad proceeds to flip people off in [[Double Deuce|several toons]].
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad files his boxing gloves even though he has no fingernails.
*Email [[underlings]] &mdash; When Strong Bad tells Homestar he has cilantro stuck between his teeth, Homestar says "teeth?" as if he is shocked by the idea that he has any.
*Email [[original]] &mdash; Bubs says, "If I had thumbs, I'd be sticking 'em up my armpits right now!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]- On message 6 Strong Bad is prank calling Marzipan and he tells her to stick her hand in the toilet, flush the toilet, although Marzipan has no arms.

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==See Also==
*[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]

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