Editing Donut Unto Others

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[[Image:Doughnut.png|thumb|Not for the anniversary.  Um, no. No way.]]
[[Homestar Runner]] opens his own Donut stand, much to the chagrin of [[Bubs]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Bubs]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Bad]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 6, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut Rush!

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan Enters}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, since when?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Homestar appears in his dream wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it and only one leg}'' I dreamt that I was a french long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

'''MARZIPAN:''' And that made you want to start a donut shop?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, It's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Picks up a small note from the table}'' There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it."

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe. 

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day? Three?  Four?  Eight?  I've gotta be ready for the 3:09PM donut rush, you know?  Ooh, here it comes.

ENTER FROM RIGHT* Angry Bubs

'''BUBS:'''  Well, helloo Hoomestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, donut rush.  What can I get for you?

'''BUBS:''' It's really great to very see you Hoomestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  Uhhm it's good to see you, too, I guess.

'''BUBS:''' I'm delighted you've decided to set up shop about ten feet away from me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC, Taco Bell, Madison Texas Instruments Nasa.

'''BUBS:'''Yes.  That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, bubs?  Are we in a fight?

'''BUBS:''' Why you think that?  You opened up a competing donut right across the street from me
Bubs returns blue again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The street?

'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage

'''BUBS:''' That was 2 hours s ago.  Now I'm in the donut business.  How's that coverage working for you, by the way.

 Great so far!

'''BUBS:'''  I gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, 'twil be on the donut field of battle.

'''BUBS:''' (singing/marching) dubba dup dup dup dubba dup dup dup

POOF* king of town appears

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh.  Alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down.  I need fried dough so bad it hurts!  According to the chatter** i got back from taco bell NASA, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake now, commence marketing bombardment.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

'''BUBS:''' Mine's a shipped from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print from "HomemAde" on the prepackeged package.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot

'''BUBS:'''  My name's bubs, I talk hard and fast.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Available in over 57 different varieties!

'''BUBS:''' One flavor, over a hundred different names for it

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan raves "Hey!  Get outta my kitchen, you!"

'''BUBS:''' Fights cavities!  Cleans Teeth!  The American Dental Association does not approve of the preceding statements.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Alright alright alright.  You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Health Inspector!

'''BUBS:''' (cheese everyone)!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I don't want one.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But do you don't not want one?  Hmmm?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down.  Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, inspectoree.

'''STRONG BAD:''' and.. a little bit of THIS! *kick*

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *ahhhhh my face*

'''STRONG BAD:''' ahahahahahaha

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *...my face!!!*  Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so?  Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' dooot droot dooba doop doop doop

== Fun Facts ==
===Inside References===
*Homestar claiming he was a French long-jump champion is another instance of [[French]]. The flag he wears in his dream is actually the flag of Mexico.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] in this short.
*The King of Town appears from [[hammerspace]].
**Strong Bad also pulls the F slip out of [[hammerspace]].


What are these inside references to?

If you have an inside reference, you're supposed to put what it's a reference to


FOR EXAMPLE:

When Strong Sad wears an extra big grey suit, it's a reference to David Byrne from Talking Heads in 'Stop Making Sense'
Not every little thing is an inside reference.

===Real-World References===
Homestar hums the theme to [[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]].