Editing Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

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[[Image:tgs6.PNG|200px|thumb|"Yo, this lion's innards are looking... SO GOOD!"]]

'''A Decemberween celebration from the TGS.'''

The Teen Girl Squad celebrate [[Decemberween]] by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Arrow'd Guy|Another Arrow'd Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Smiley Face Man|Smiley Face Man]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Hawaiian Guy|Hawaiian Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wave o' Babies|Wave o' Babies]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|Inside the Lion]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:22

'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from [[Decemberween In July]])'' DecemberTeen Girl Squad 
<br>'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)'' Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}, {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD: '''Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{Wants a pony}'' So and So! ''{Wants a savings bond}'' What's Her Face! ''{Wants a new stepdad}'' The Ugly One! ''{Wants to be Cheerleader}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange. 

'''SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE:''' FUNTIME!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. ''{the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader}'' What's Her Face, you choose first.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm... hesitant.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Fine then, you won't get any presents. 

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{crazed}'' I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL! ''{she jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CHOMP!

''{cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Arrow'd Guy with severe pit stains. The other is Smiley Face Man. They are all holding signs that say 2.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWO'D!

''{cut back to the girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Uh, So and So, I'm thinking you're next.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{thinking}'' Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... ''{out loud}'' TRIPLE SALCHOW! ''{jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOMP!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{from within}'' Come on in, the water's great!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF! 

''{Cheerleader jumps into lion's mouth. Her leg hangs out of it.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOOP! ''{cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.}'' 3 noses?

''{cut back to What's Her Face}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm vegan.

''{A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind What's Her Face, about to fall on her.}''

'''HAWAIIAN GUY:''' ''{singing}'' Wave o' babies.

''{cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!

'''SO AND SO:''' Here I got you this present. ''{hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh, a gift card for fashion, how did you know?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

''{Pause}''

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' GAZELLE CARCASS!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to What's Her Face.

:'''CHEERLEADER:''' Marco.
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Polo.
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' FISH OUT OF WATER!!
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
* This is the first issue of Teen Girl Squad where no one is killed, although hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to one's health in the long run.

=== Remarks ===
* The Ugly One has sharp teeth when she runs past, as in other Teen Girl Squad toons where a character is depicted as being mad with desire or nervousness.
* An unfinished version of this was shown at an appearance at the [[Wikipedia:University of Central Florida|University of Central Florida]] in spring 2004. Not all of the voices were dubbed yet (leading Matt to deliver them live), the line-up was out of order, and the cartoon cut off after both The Ugly One and So and So had been devoured normally. In this version, the lion asked Cheerleader to make out, leading to What's Her Face being weirded out and the cartoon cutting off. So and So was eaten when she approached the lion normally after saying the lion couldn't possibly eat two teenage girls.
*This toon can be accessed from two different URLs: [[HR:tgs6.html|tgs6.html]] and [[HR:dween tgs.html|dween_tgs.html]].
*In the intro, Cheerleader has nothing written on her shirt. In the toon, her shirt says "purty".
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon with no "Again" link at the end.
*The Arrow'd Guy does appear in this issue twice, but neither of them have their mouths open.
*The lion has only three legs.
*A [http://dede.essortment.com/salchow_rhka.htm Triple Salchow] is actually a figure skating jump, not a dive, as So and So implies.
*Apparently, the inside of the lion is bigger than the outside.
* The Ugly One holds the Gazelle carcass with both hands. When all three shout "Gazelle Carcass!" her hands drop to the side and the carcass remains suspended in mid-air.

=== Goofs ===
*The speech balloons in the scene inside the lion cover up the paper's blue lines.

===Real-World References===
*The Easter Egg is a reference to the children's game [[Wikipedia:Marco Polo (game)|Marco Polo]].

==DVD Version==
*On Everything Else, Volume 1, the Marco Polo Easter egg is accessible by highlighting the O in "over". On Everything Else, Volume 2, it is accessible via the H*R logo.

==External Links==

*[[HR:dween tgs.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]
*[[HR:dween tgs.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]

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