Editing Subtitles:sbemail71/en

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    <line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.</line>
    <line start="69" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I think that you should do more e-mails every week."</line>
    <line start="111" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun."</line>
    <line start="158" end="181" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!</line>
    <line start="187" end="201" speaker="strongbad">"Jimmy, Minini"</line>
    <line start="207" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week.</line>
    <line start="270" end="281" speaker="strongbad">Number two.</line>
    <line start="286" end="385" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to? Dave Nienaber, Antioccch, Ill-annoy-us"</line>
    <line start="390" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes</line>
    <line start="437" end="492" speaker="strongbad">to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards."</line>
    <line start="512" end="594" speaker="strongbad">About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly.</line>
    <line start="604" end="657" speaker="strongbad">But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="801" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?</line>
    <line start="842" end="863" speaker="bubs">You said there'd be the ladies!</line>
    <line start="864" end="922" speaker="strongbad">I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...</line>
    <line start="928" end="961" speaker="strongbad">and into, like... a bottomless pit.</line>
    <line start="966" end="1001" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?</line>
    <line start="1003" end="1010" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah—</line>
    <line start="1011" end="1036" speaker="strongbad">Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?</line>
    <line start="1037" end="1083" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called</line>
    <line start="1084" end="1125" speaker="strongsad">while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.</line>
    <line start="1131" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Oh, good! So their bus is okay.</line>
    <line start="1167" end="1233" speaker="strongsad">No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.</line>
    <line start="1240" end="1281" speaker="strongbad">What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!</line>
    <line start="1288" end="1337" speaker="coachz">Hey, guys, check it out! I'm hot girl number 37!</line>
    <line start="1342" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.</line>
    <line start="1396" end="1442" speaker="coachz">No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!</line>
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         <strongbad>Auuuuuuuuuuugh!</strongbad>
         <coachz>Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!</coachz>
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    <line start="1506" end="1534" speaker="strongmad">I WANT ACTION!</line>
    <line start="1558" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone <em>back</em> in time to where I <em>know</em> I'm awesome.</line>
    <line start="1645" end="1706" speaker="strongbad">But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="1706" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Backwards.</line>
    <line start="1756" end="1770" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>

    <line start="1797" end="1866" speaker="oldstrongbad">I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail,</line>
    <line start="1869" end="1929" speaker="oldstrongbad">don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!</line>
    <line start="1937" end="1972" speaker="oldstrongbad">Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it!</line>
    <line start="1979" end="2060" speaker="oldstrongbad">Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!</line>
    <line start="2073" end="2133" speaker="oldstrongbad">How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked? </line>
    <line start="2148" end="2206" speaker="oldstrongbad">Smashing! No, I mean... start smashing!</line>
    <line start="2210" end="2216" speaker="sfx">smashing noises</line>
    <line start="2217" end="2260" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes! It's curtains for you, Ming vase!</line>
    <line start="2263" end="2286" speaker="oldstrongbad">Uncle Strong Bad makes good!</line>
    <line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="oldstrongbad">Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!</line>
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