Editing Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV8.png|thumb|What is The Cheat up to?]]

Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Grape Nuts Robot]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' June 9, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:38

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting: ===
'''MARZIPAN''': Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. ''{beep}''

=== Message 5: ===
'''COACH Z''': Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl 'a Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. OK. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...

=== Message 4: ===
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{in a sweepstakes announcer voice}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million (punches-in-the-face). So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million (punches-in-the-face).

=== Message 3: ===
'''STINKOMAN''': Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge, or maybe some light fighting? If so, ''{the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard}'' call me on my cell phoooone!

=== Message 2: ===
'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT''': ''{monotone}'' Hello, Marzipan.

'''STRONG BAD''': Alright, now make him say it. Make him say it!

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT''': ''{monotone}'' Kiss the butt.

'''STRONG BAD''': Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt,".

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT''': ''{monotone}'' Kiss a butt.

'''STRONG BAD''': Not "Kiss A butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs? 

'''BUBS''': I thought I told you no names! 

'''STRONG BAD''': I, er, ''{hangs up phone, dial tone}''

=== Message 1: ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner ''{The Cheat walks by in the background}'' from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the cornbread hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State. ''{pause}'' OK... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweepstakes.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
* Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4]] where Marzipan's message asks Strong Bad if he prank calls her, do the one where she wins a radio contest.
* Stinkoman saying "Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number." is a reference to [[20X6 vs. 1936]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer8.html watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8"]
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