Editing Minor Foods

Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. These '''food items''' are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.

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== General Minor Foods ==
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! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="150"|Appearances 

|-id="Ambrosia Salad"
| [[Image:AmbrosiaSalad.png|150px|He brought some ambrosia salad.]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Ambrosia (fruit salad)|Ambrosia salad]]''' is a fruit [[salad]] variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. [[Ripberger]] takes some to [[Blue Laser]]'s Thanksgiving Party in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl.
| [[Let us give TANKS!]]

|-id="Andy Capp's Hot Fries"
| [[Image:Hot Fries.png|150px|"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
| '''{{wp|Andy Capp's}} Hot Fries''' are given to [[Coach Z]] by [[Strong Bad]] with the seeming intention of harming him. This graphic was later reused for the [[#Cheat-Toes|Cheat-Toes]] in [[Kick-A-Ball]].
| Email [[your friends]]

|-id="Basmati Rice"
| [[Image:Basmati Rice.png|150px|"I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!"]]
| [[Strong Sad]] transcribes ''{{wp|Paradise Lost}}'' onto a piece of '''[[wikipedia:Basmati|basmati rice]]''' into four languages.
| Email [[record book]]

|-id="Baklava"
| [[Image:Baklavas.png|150px|Baklavas, anyone?]]
| '''{{wp|Baklava}}''' is a food that [[Marzipan]] brings out at the end of [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Bakinged Soda"
| [[File:Spoonful of Bakinged Soda.png|150px|Could be mistaken for sugar!]]
| A spoonful of '''Bakinged Soda''' one could mistake for [[sugar]] is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] for [[Halloween]], based on [[Fan Costumes|a fan's Halloween costume]].
| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]

|-id="Bean Sprouts"
| [[Image:Bean_Sprouts.png|150px|"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."]]
| Marzipan brings [[Senor Cardgage]] some '''[[Wikipedia:Mung bean#Bean sprouts|bean sprouts]]''' for [[Decemberween]] to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish.
| [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|-id="Bequeathed Molasses"
| [[File:Bequeathed Molasses.png|150px|Obtained from a goat!]]
| A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" '''Bequeathed Molasses''', apparently obtained from a [[goat]] upon its untimely [[Death|demise]], is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume.
| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]

|-id="Brown Mayo"
| [[Image:Brown Mayo.png|150px|"And a solid F- on smelling any good."]]
| '''Brown Mayo''' is a brand of [[mayonnaise]] that [[The Poopsmith]] brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of [[whatsit]].
| Email [[labor day]]

|-id="Brunswick Stew"
| [[Image:Brunswick Stew.png|150px|"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"]]
| '''Brunswick [[Stew]]''' is a stew that Strong Bad gave [[The Cheat]] after he made [[New Boots]], although he mentioned that if The Cheat had done better, he could have gotten a trophy full of Steak-umms. [[The King of Town]] took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's L'est Stand]].
| [[New Boots]], Email [[love poems]], [[Play Date]]

|- id="Cadbury Creme Egg omelet"
| [[Image:Cadbury Creme Egg omelette.png|150px|"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"]]
| '''{{wp|Cadbury Creme Egg}} omelet''' is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email.
| Email [[dreamail]]

|- id="Can D"
| [[Image:CAN D.png|150px|"Would you care for a funtime treat?"]]
| '''CAN D''' is a small white container of candy that [[Homestar Runner]] tried to give to [[Marshie]], only to be pelted by marshmallows.
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="Canopy's"
| [[Image:Canopy's.png|150px|"I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."]]
| '''Canopy's''' is a brand of [[peas]] that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale.
| Email [[garage sale]]

|- id="Cassssss"
| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
| Email [[your edge]]

|-id="chicken_in_a_pan"
| [[File:Chicken in a Pan.png|150px|Chicken... in a pan...]]
| Some '''chicken in a pan''', accompanied by '''salad''' and '''a glass of milk''', is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems.
| Email [[slumber party]]

|-id="Chockle"
| [[Image:Chockle.png|150px|Chockle]]
| '''Chockle''' is box of chocolates that [[Sickly Sam]] brought to his date.
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|-id="Choco-Lumps"
| [[Image:Choco-Lumps.png|150px|Choco-Lumps]]
| '''Choco-Lumps''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that [[Mr. Shmallow]] used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Corn_Krunch"
| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the {{wp|Iowa}}-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. 
| Email [[death metal]], Email [[specially marked]]

|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
|[[Image:crisps-a-soy.png|150px|"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"]]
| '''[[Crisps, A-Soy!]]''' is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.

The name is a reference to {{w|Chips Ahoy!}} cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk).
| Email [[do over]]

|-id="Crispy Puffed Rice"
|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
| Email [[candy product]], Email [[hygiene]]

|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
| Email [[looking old]]

|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
|[[Image:Flaxseed.PNG|150px|"Gotta get those omega-3s!"]]
| '''Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil)''' is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of {{wp|flax}}. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add [[Wikipedia:Omega-3 fatty acids|omega-3s]].
| [[Quality Time]]

|-id="Dandied Sugar"
| [[Image:Dandied Sugar.png|150px|Dandy indeed.]]
| '''Dandied Sugar''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Delicious "Bag""
| [[File:deliciousbag.png|150px|This bag of delicious bag]]
| '''Delicious "Bag"''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and [[Bubs]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Dry Meal"
|[[Image:Would You Care For Some Dry Meal.PNG|150px|"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"]]
| '''Dry Meal''' is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to [[Stinkoman]] by [[The Homestar Runner]]. It presumably contains some sort of ground {{wp|flour}}, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a [[Sound Effects|gasping noise]].
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|-id="Favorite Food"
| [[Image:THANXty Favorite Food.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| [[1-Up]]'s '''favorite food''' comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese {{wp|kanji}} and {{wp|hiragana}}. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|-id="File Folder Shaped Vitamins"
| [[Image:FileFolderShapedVitamins.png|150px|"Great for the break room or maybe a desk drawer!"]]
| Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for '''[[Smarty Juice]] File Folder Shaped Vitamins'''. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in red, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies.
| [[The Next April Fools Thing]]

|-id="Fishsticks"
| [[Image:Fishsticks.png|150px|"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"]]
| A lifetime supply of '''fishsticks''' came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by [[The Prince of Town]], causing him to gain weight.
| Email [[flashback]]

|-id="Fried Fish"
| [[Image:Fried Fish.png|150px|Fried Fish with a lemon]]
| '''Fried Fish''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Frozen Bake"
| [[Image:frozen bake.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Frozen Bake''' is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]], [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

|-id="Globs of Meringue"
| [[Image:Globs of Meringue.png|150px|Globs of Meringue]]
| '''Globs of Meringue''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Grilled Cheese"
| [[Image:Grilled Cheese.png|150px|Grilled cheese!]]
| In the [[SBASAF]] slideshow, a '''grilled [[cheese]] sandwich''' is also seen.
| Email [[space program]]

|-id="Grape-Nuts"
| [[Image:gn robot.png|"Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."|150px]]
| '''{{wp|Grape-Nuts}}''' is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof of [[wikipedia:Post Foods|Post]] with a similar logo.
| Email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Gum"
| [[Image:Gum.png|150px|"I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."]]
| A "slice" of '''[[Gum]]''' is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool.
| Email [[kind of cool]]

|-id="Heavenly Ham"
| [[Image:Ham.png|150px|"And heavenly ham"]]
| '''Heavenly Ham''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], Email [[the bet]], See [[Ham]] for all appearances

|-id="Hoisin Sauce"
| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
| '''{{wp|Hoisin sauce}}''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email [[keep cool]]

|- id="Jelly Donut"
| [[Image:Jelly Donut.png|150px|A jelly donut]]
| In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a '''Jelly Donut''' is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it.
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

|-id="Klondike Pudding"
| [[Image:Klondike Pudding.png|150px|Klondike Pudding]]
| '''Klondike [[Pudding]]''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="Last Minit Peanut Brittle"
| [[Image:Last Minit Peanut Brittle.png|150px|"We really just made it!"]]
| Buying '''Last Minit Peanut [[Wikipedia:Brittle (food)|Brittle]]''' is evidently the ''real'' reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than [[The Spirit of St. Louis]].
| Email [[business trip]]

|- id="Loose Tooth Removers"
| [[Image:LooseToothRemovers.png|150px|"No Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies."]]
| [[Color flavored|Orange-and-Black-Flavored]] '''Loose Tooth Remover''' Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], his [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their [[Photo Boooth]] photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town.
| [[Happy Hallow-Day]], [[Haunted Photo Booth]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]

|-id="Meatball Subs"
| [[Image:Meatball Sub.png|150px|"I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!"]]
| In [[Peasant's Quest]], a '''meatball sub''' is an optional item which may be used to appease the first [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor|Keeper of Trogdor]]. In [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[Rather Dashing]] is seen eating the meatball sub by a tree. In [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] somersaulted to Mars and brought everyone back meatball subs.
| [[Peasant's Quest]], [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]

|-id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:Family Meatloaf.PNG|"Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?"|150px]]
| '''Meatloaf''' is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones.
| Email [[videography]] 

|-id="The Mrs. Syrup"
| <center>[[Image:Syrup.png|100px|"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"]]</center>
| '''The Mrs. Syrup''' is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, {{wp|Mrs. Butterworth's}}.
| Email [[monster truck]]

|-id="Mungo's Caviar"
| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
| '''Mungo's {{wp|Caviar}}''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
| Email [[lady...ing]]

|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
| [[Image:Not-so-thin_mints.PNG|150px|They aren't very thin at all.]]
| '''Not-So-Thin Mints''' are apparently a type of {{wp|Girl Scout cookie}} sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these.
| Email [[rough copy]]

|- id="Nutmeg"
| <center>[[File:Nutmeg.png|150px|Firebert's choice]]</center>
| '''Nutmeg''' appears as [[Firebert]]'s secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures.
| [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] 

|-id="Oatmeal"
| [[Image:Oatmeal.png|150px|"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."]]
| Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with '''[[oatmeal]]''' and pour on things.
| Email [[new hands]]

|-id="Pasta Salad"
| [[Image:Pasta.png|150px|"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"]]
| '''[[Pasta salad]]''' was put into Strong Mad's [[underwear]] drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good.
| Email [[old comics]] (Easter egg)

|-id="Paunch Berry Iced Cream"
| [[Image:Paunch Berry Ice Cream.png|150px|"Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!"]]
| '''[[Paunch]] Berry Icéd Cream''' is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a [[Powered by The Cheat]] animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat).
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

|-id="Pea Soup"
| [[Image:Pea Soup.png|150px|"This guy smells like pea soup."]]
| Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like '''Pea Soup'''. At [[TrogdorCon '97]], The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town).
| [[TrogdorCon '97]]

|-id="Pop Tarts"
| [[Image:Poptart.PNG|150px|A Pop Tart with a bite taken out of it]]
| Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating '''{{wp|Pop Tarts}}'''. The [[Balding Man]] wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad.
| Email [[privileges]], [[Senor Mortgage]], Email [[hremail 3184]]

|-id="Prize-O's"
| [[Image:Prize-O's.PNG|150px|"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."]]
| In [[Pistols for Pandas]], [[Crack Stuntman]] uses the money donated to [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] to buy '''Prize-O's'''. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school.
| [[Pistols for Pandas]]

|-id="Rogan Josh Pot Pie"
| [[Image:Rogan Josh Pot Pie.png|150px|"Meet Strong Sad."]]
| '''{{wp|Rogan josh}} pot [[pie]]''' is pot pie that Strong Sad eats in [[narrator]]. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food".
| Email [[narrator]]

|-id="Salisbury Steak"
| [[File:CZ Salisbury Steak.png|150px|NOT gravied yams or stuffinged hams]]
| Coach Z has a plate he identifies as '''{{wp|Salisbury steak}}''', before he then answers the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone]] and lies to his parents about it being [[Decemberween Food|gravied yams and stuffinged hams]]. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray.
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|-id="Salisbury Sundae"
| <center>[[Image:Salisbury Sundae.png|100px|Salisbury Sundae]]</center>
| '''Salisbury Sundae''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Sauce"
| [[Image:Sauce.png|150px|Sauce]]
| A bottle labeled '''Sauce''' is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce.
| Email [[your friends]], Email [[new hands]], Email [[fingers]]

|-id="Sog dog"
| [[Image:SogDog.png|150px|"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"]]
| '''Sog Dogs''' are [[hot dogs]] that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!"
| Email [[environment]]

|-id="Sour apple blow-pops"
| <center> [[Image:Sour Apple Blow Pop.png|75px|"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."]]</center>
| Two '''sour apple blow-pops''' were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro.
| Email [[monument]]

|-id="Soy sauce"
| [[Image:SoySauce.png|150px|"...to the MOOOOOOON!"]]
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of '''{{wp|soy sauce}}''' (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to [[the moon]], and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be {{wp|Kikkoman}} brand, as noted in the email's DVD commentary.
| Email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Spiced Bun"
| [[Image:Spiced Bun.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Spiced Bun''' is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|- id="Spring Roll"
| [[Image:Spring Roll.png|150px|"MSG'd!"]]
| The [[Teen Girl Squad]] went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 '''spring rolls''', which were thrown at [[The Ugly One]] by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|-id="Staple Sauce"
| [[Image:staplesauce.png|150px|"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."]]
| '''Staple Sauce''' is a sauce eaten by [[What's Her Face]] as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]

|-id="Strawberry Frosted Donuts"
| [[Image:Donut.png|150px|A Strawberry Frosted Donut]]
| '''Strawberry Frosted Donuts''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Stuffed Grape Leaf"
| [[Image:Stuffed grape leaves.png|150px|"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"]]
| '''Stuffed grape leaves''' are hors d'œuvres that [[The Cheatbot]] served to Strong Bad as an example of a [[robot]] serving hors d'œuvres.
| Email [[technology]]

|-id="Suge Brown"
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
| Email [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]

|-id="Swedish Fish"
| [[Image:Swedish Fish.png|150px|"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish Fish''' as well as Swedish meatballs.
| Email [[little questions]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Swedish meatballs"
| [[Image:Swedish Meatballs.png|150px|"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish meatballs''' as well as Swedish fish.
| Email [[little questions]]

|-id="Sweet Brand Meats"
| [[Image:Sweet Brand Meats.png|150px|Sweet Brand Meats]]
| '''Sweet Brand Meats''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|- id="Teddy Grahams"
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
|One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
| Email [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]

|- id="Temporarios"
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by [[Strong Badathlon]] athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to {{wp|Froot Loops}}, although its name suggests a reference to {{wp|Cheerios}}.
| Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]

|- id="TendaRONi"
| [[Image:TendaRONi.png|150px|"Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail."]]
| '''TendaRONi''' is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a [[macaroni]] picture.
| Email [[portrait]]

|-id="Tomatocycle"
| [[Image:Tomatocycle.png|150px|"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"]]
| In [[Where U Goin' 2?]], Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "'''Tomatocycle'''", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this.
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]], [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|- id="Turduckens"
| [[Image:Bobbin' for Turduckens.png|150px|Bobbin' for Turduckens!]]
| In [[Halloween Fairstival]], the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for '''{{wp|turducken}}s'''" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups.
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="Twinkies"
| [[Image:Twinkie.png|150px|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
| '''{{wp|Twinkies}}''' are a food only seen in [[Where the Crap Are We?]]. Homestar [[Hammerspace|pulls the food out of nowhere]], suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in [[heaven]].
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]], [[Homestar Ruiner]] (mentioned)

|- id="Yogurt"
| <center>[[Image:Yogurt.png|100px|"Let's get yogurt!"]]</center>
| In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]], the girls go to get '''[[yogurt]]''' at [[TCYBCBY]]. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]

|- id="You're Not Potatoes"
| <center>[[Image:tgs you're not potatoes.png|100px|"Teehee." "We're cool"]]</center>
| A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of '''YOU'RE NOT [[Potatoes]]''' were dropped on [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]], respectively, for claiming that they were cool.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|}
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==Unnamed Foods==
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|- id="Mayo Hamburger"
| [[Image:Burger.png|150px|"Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo."]]
| Homestar hands The Poopsmith a '''hamburger''' in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "{{wp|McRib}}".
| Email [[secret identity]]

|- id "Prescription Popsicle"
| <center>[[File:Prescrip_Pop.png|86px|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]</center>
| Homestar grabs a '''popsicle''' out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription.
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|}

==Food Named After Characters==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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|-id="Blue Laser Blasts!"
| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
| Email [[specially marked]]

|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
| '''Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde!''' are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package.
| [[Donut Unto Others]]

|-id="Bubs' Old Pizza"
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is [[pizza]] that Bubs sells, presumably from his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
| Email [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Email [[bike thief]]

|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
| '''Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special''' is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm. 
| Email [[no loafing]]

|-id="Cheat Commandos... O's"
| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]]
| '''Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal''' is a [[breakfast cereal]] made by [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a [[Cheat Commandos...O's|commercial]] in which several members of the [[Cheat Commandos]] were saved from exhaustion in [[the desert]] by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a {{wp|Cap'n Crunch}}-type cereal, which is remarked by [[Fightgar]] on the box. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. The commercial shows it being eaten alongside a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, a slice of chocolate fudge cake on a plate, and a gallon of [[ice cream]] (not pictured). The spokesperson suggests taking vitamins too. The box features several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, a maze and a word search.
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[specially marked]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]

|-id="Cheat-Toes"
| [[Image:CheatToes.png|150px|Always check your Cheaters' Almanac.]]
| '''Cheat-Toes''' is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to {{wp|Cheetos}}. The bag uses the same graphic as [[#Andy Capp's Hot Fries|Andy Capp's Hot Fries]] from [[your friends]].
| [[Kick-A-Ball]]

|-id="CHEETS"
|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of {{wp|Peeps}}. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email [[licensed]].
| Email [[licensed]]

|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose.
| Email [[licensed]]

|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum"
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to {{wp|Doublemint}} gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." 
| Email [[2 emails]]

|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's [[EGGS]]''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an [[Easter egg]] at the end of the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
| Email [[morning routine]]

|-id="The Cheatcakes"
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for Strong Bad as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
| Email [[stupid stuff]], Email [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]

|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
| [[File:Last3itemsinpantry.PNG|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
| '''The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!''' is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood.
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|-id="Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders"
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders".  This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''".  It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in {{wp|St. Louis}}, {{wp|Missouri}}. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it. 
| Email [[2 emails]]
|}
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==Unseen Foods==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="1600"|Description !! width="150"|Mentions

|-id="Breakfast Burrito"
| Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten '''breakfast burrito''' on an [[Some Type of Online Auction|online auction]]. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet.
| Email [[english paper]]

|-id="Bubs' fundraiser candy bars"
| '''Bubs' fundraiser candy bars''' are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that Marzipan helped to sell these with Bubs at one point.
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Cod Plank Platter"
| Coach Z orders a "'''cod plank platter'''" from Bubs. He becomes very impatient when neither Strong Bad or Bubs gets it for him.
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="Corn Dog"
| Strong Bad goes to Bubs' Consession Stand for a '''corn dog''' along with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs.
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Danish"
| [[Strong Badman]] asks for a '''danish''' from [[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Li'l Stiny]]. The word was used as part of Strong Bad's rock opera.
| Email [[superhero name]], Email [[rock opera]], Email [[Comic Book Movie]], [[Fan Costumes 2016]]

|-id="The Dijon Chicken"
| '''The Dijon Chicken''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to [[Strong Badia]], in its [[History According to Strong Bad|claimed]] origins.
| Email [[colonization]]

|-id="Dinner Mints"
| '''Dinner mints''' were mentioned in an ad in [[Under Construction]]. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in [[do over]], Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr.
| [[Under Construction]], Email [[do over]]

|-id="Double Hot Wings"
| Coach Z also orders a basket of "'''double hot wings''', pants down" from Bubs.
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="Duck A L'Orange"
| The Cheat writes "'''Duck A L'Orange'''" on a sign, in the hope of being able to get some. Strong Bad refuses.
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="Egg Rolls"
| '''Egg rolls''' are another food that Coach Z orders from Bubs.
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="Fritos"
| While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single '''{{wp|Frito}}'''.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
 
|-id="Gumbo"
| Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for '''gumbo''', which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's [[The Couch|couch]].
| Email [[couch patch]]

|-id="The Ham n' Swiss"
| '''The Ham n' Swiss''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| Email [[colonization]]

|-id="Hotcakes"
| Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like '''[[hotcakes]]''', and especially if it smelled like them.
| Email [[action figure]]

|-id="Lunchables"
| '''{{wp|Lunchables}}''' were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Mustard-crackers"
| Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some '''[[mustard]]-crackers''' after he slapped the Cheatcakes out of his hand. Strong Bad suggests Homestar eats these.
| Email [[stupid stuff]]

|-id="Oreo Cheesecake"
| '''Oreo Cheesecake''' is a food that [[Gunhaver]] said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain.
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|-id="Poached eggs"
| In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the '''poached eggs''' were tremendous.
| Email [[dreamail]]

|-id="Pork bellies"
| In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that '''pork bellies''' would be served around 8-ish.
| Email [[portrait]]

|-id="Rib-A-Q"
| So and So asks for a '''Rib-A-Q''' while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Steak-umms"
| '''Steak-umms''' are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort.
| [[New Boots]]

|-id="Sun Chips"
| '''{{wp|Sun Chips}}''' are a food that Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat, as Strong Sad and [[the Deleteheads]] packed them special.
| [[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]]

|-id="Sugar Daddys"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddys]]''' are a candy that [[Open Source Greg]], brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe".
| [[4 Gregs]]

|-id="Veggie Delux"
| '''Veggie Delux''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| Email [[colonization]]
|}
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==See Also==
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Minor Drinks]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]]
[[Category:Lists]]