Editing Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office Responses
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====Any item → Back Inside==== | ====Any item → Back Inside==== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to drop it down, drop it down. | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to drop it down, drop it down. | ||
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==Shaft (Lobby)== | ==Shaft (Lobby)== | ||
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====Any other item → Keycard==== | ====Any other item → Keycard==== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That's not gonna help me get that thin line of orange and black pixels down there. | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That's not gonna help me get that thin line of orange and black pixels down there. | ||
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==Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)== | ==Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)== | ||
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component! | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component! | ||
:''{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}'' | :''{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}'' | ||
- | :'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my | + | :'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hand just self-fidgeted! |
:'''MAN:''' Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone. | :'''MAN:''' Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone. | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gotta find another way to get it. | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gotta find another way to get it. | ||
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:''{If she's not wearing a hat}'' | :''{If she's not wearing a hat}'' | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want her to notice me! | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want her to notice me! | ||
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==Shaft (Vending)== | ==Shaft (Vending)== | ||
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====Any item → Callbox==== | ====Any item → Callbox==== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to tamper with this call box. I should just use it the way Rob intended. Rob being the inventor of the call box. Lord Robert Callboxon. | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to tamper with this call box. I should just use it the way Rob intended. Rob being the inventor of the call box. Lord Robert Callboxon. | ||
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+ | ==Shaft (Penthouse)== | ||
+ | ===Dagger Skew=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's Dagger Skew! Master cheatburgler and stabby specialist! | ||
+ | :''{A menu appears}'' | ||
+ | ::''{Whatcha doin?}'' | ||
+ | ::''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin danglin around this elevator shaft? | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe! ''{takes out a shiny diamond}'' | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You stole the Bowlegged Diamond from a guest in this hotel?! | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Murmurer murmumble meh! | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Well, at least you're not the one tryin to kill me! Best of luck to ya! | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin again? | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe! | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Wight, wight. Diamonds. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::''{Daggers}'' | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What's up with that dagger headband? Does it give you an advantage on the 70's-ball court? | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Hermerman bermerman. | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh! They're perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs? Whoa-ho-ho-HO. ''{steps back}'' I'll just be over here. | ||
+ | ::''{This menu item disappears.}'' | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::''{After asking what he's doing}'' | ||
+ | ::''{Diamond?}'' | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Say, can I have that Bowlegged Diamond? | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' harshymarsh shimsham! | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You'll only swap it for something of equal or morer value? | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gimme that diamond! | ||
+ | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Grumbletown! | ||
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+ | ====Cuppa Ice → Dagger Skew==== | ||
+ | :''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't got no reason to give him my hard-fought cup of ice. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After talking to Dagger Skew}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey Dagger Skew, I'll trade ya that diamond for this cup o' stolen ice! Facets, cuts, clarity! These babies got all the jewel words I know. | ||
+ | :'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmmrrh MEH! | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too gives Dagger Skew the shiny cup of ice. Dagger Skew gives him the shiny diamond.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Pleasure doin bidness witcha! | ||
+ | :''{Dagger Skew rappells out of sight. An orange card falls down past the elevator.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What was that orange thing? | ||
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+ | ====Any other item → Dagger Skew==== | ||
+ | :''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Do you want this item for reasons unknown? | ||
+ | :'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After talking to Dagger Skew}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Will you trade me that Bowlegged Diamond for this? | ||
+ | :'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah! | ||
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+ | ==Lobby== | ||
+ | :''{First time only, after stopping the elevator}'' | ||
+ | :''{The elevator door opens to the lobby. Two silhouettes stand in front of the door.}'' | ||
+ | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him? | ||
+ | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt. | ||
+ | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him? | ||
+ | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so? | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh! | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}'' | ||
+ | :''{Title card appears.}'' | ||
+ | :'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office! | ||
+ | :''{Cut back to gameplay.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not gettin out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise! | ||
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+ | ===Elevator Doors=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I can't go out there yet! Those guards will shoot me on sight! I still match their description too much! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I really shouldn't go out there yet. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Yeah, maybe the guards have left by now. | ||
+ | :''{He opens the door. They have not.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh, hi guys. | ||
+ | :''{The screen is covered in shooting effects, and Dangeresque Too's cool shades and cap tumble to the floor. Game over.}'' | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After Kid Meal and Hat have been used on Dangeresque Too}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I still match the guards' description too much! I've got my cool shades and my propeller cap covered up but I still gotta do something about my star shirt! | ||
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+ | ====Any item → Elevator Doors==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' T'willn't help me, that. | ||
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+ | ==Floor 7 1/2?== | ||
+ | :''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again. | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work? | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here! | ||
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+ | ===Certain Death=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{crouches down for a moment}'' I don't think I wanna climb in there. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' On second thought, it's always wise to keep clickin on somethin labeled Certain Death! Here I go! ''{crouches down}'' | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too falls down the elevator shaft and explodes. Game over.}'' | ||
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+ | ====Any item → Certain Death==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' When I was a kid I lost a rubber walrus eraser down an elevator shaft. I can't risk losin' nothin else! | ||
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+ | ===Loafers=== | ||
+ | :''{If the quarter has not been taken}'' | ||
+ | :''{Close up on the woman's shoes. There is a quarter in one of them.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich! | ||
+ | :''{Cut to elevator.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters! | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh! Something touched my foot! | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters! | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Something keeps brushing against my foot! | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{If the quarter has been taken}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boop! ''{wiggles the shoe}'' | ||
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+ | ====Washer → Loafers==== | ||
+ | :''{Before taking the quarter}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing. | ||
+ | :''{Close-up. The swap is made. Cut to elevator.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I did it! | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Did you just touch my feet? | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Um. Gross, no. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After taking the quarter}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Naw, I don't need another quarter. | ||
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+ | ====Quarter → Loafers==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want to put it back. I might could get me a gumball later! | ||
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+ | ====Flower → Loafers==== | ||
+ | :''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Maybe I can aroma up these stinky feets. | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO! | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' What was that?! I almost shot you! | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Something activated my allergies. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO! | ||
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+ | ====Any other item → Loafers==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for. | ||
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+ | ===Sneakers=== | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}'' | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes have come untied. | ||
+ | :''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}'' | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Huh. That weird. | ||
+ | :''{If coffee is dripping on his head}'' | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Prolly didn't notice because of this coffee drippin on my head. | ||
+ | :''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}'' | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes are untied again. | ||
+ | :''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}'' | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Huh. That's still weird. | ||
+ | :''{If coffee is dripping on his head}'' | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Gimme a break! I got a bad case of coffee drippins! | ||
+ | :''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}'' | ||
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+ | ====Any item → Sneakers==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for. | ||
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+ | ===Hat=== | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too takes the hat.}'' | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Hey! Where'd my hat go? | ||
+ | :'''WOMAN:''' You already lost the hat I just gave you?! How gratingly ungrateful! | ||
+ | :'''MAN:''' Shut up lady! | ||
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+ | ==Vending== | ||
+ | ===Coffee Machine=== | ||
+ | :''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones? | ||
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+ | ====Washer → Coffee Machine==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Aw man. It doesn't work. Guess I need an actual quarter. | ||
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+ | ====Quarter → Coffee Machine==== | ||
+ | :''{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}'' | ||
+ | :''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That scalding coffee straight up vaporized that styrofoam cup! At least it gave me my quarter back. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back. | ||
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+ | ====Any other item → Coffee Machine==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Um, I think it only takes quarters. | ||
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+ | ===Cup=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I got the styro before that coffee went pyro. | ||
+ | :''{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee. | ||
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+ | ===Puddle=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles. | ||
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+ | ====Cup → Puddle==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't wanna risk melting my great new cup! What a cup that is! | ||
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+ | ====Any other item → Puddle==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' A bad idea all around! | ||
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+ | ====Bib → Puddle==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Soppins! | ||
+ | :''{He wipes the coffee with the bib}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The bib is covered in coffee BBQ grodiness now. And the puddle kinda looks n' smells like barf. Hooray! | ||
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+ | ===Ice Machine=== | ||
+ | :''{Ice comes out of the machine.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It made the ice go down through the little grate. It was a little great. | ||
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+ | ====Cup → Ice Machine==== | ||
+ | :''{The cup is filled with ice.}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I filled my cup up with ice! | ||
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+ | ====Any other item → Ice Machine==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That doesn't need any ice. | ||
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+ | ===Romance Debris=== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Whoa! There's no food left. Maybe the Coffee and Ice Machines had a romantic dinner together. A ro-ro din-din! Anyways, I'm takin this flower. Might come in handy. ''{picks up rose}'' Happy anniversary you two. May you one day make beautiful cold brews together. | ||
==Penthouse== | ==Penthouse== | ||
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:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I should just get what I can from what's left. | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I should just get what I can from what's left. | ||
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==Using Two Inventory Items Together== | ==Using Two Inventory Items Together== |