Editing Innuendoes

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In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], there are rare instances of '''innuendoes'''.

== Appearances ==
*[[Homestar Runner]] occasionally appears [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked]].
*[[Thorax Corporation]] {{--}} In the Program Congratulation, one of the excluded delabors is "Illegal naked representation of other parties on Internet".
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] [[Coach Z]] suggests to Homestar that to impress a woman "you've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so you can score!" While they were using sports metaphors, "score" is also slang for having sex for the first time.
*Email [[studying]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] suggests that the sender of the email has the potential to get to {{inlinecontentwarning|mature content|The Wikipedia page contains frank descriptions of sexual encounters.}} [[Wikipedia:Baseball metaphors for sex|first, second, and quite possibly even third base]], and unless he's reading a book literally titled ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base'', he should quit studying and hang out with his girlfriend.
*Email [[weird dream]] {{--}} Strong Bad asks “how’s it hanging, Texas?”, referencing the suggestive image of Texas forming a bulge in the United States’ underwear.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom]]'s pumpkin is the famous [[Wikipedia:Mudflap girl|silhouette of a woman]] stereotypically found on mudflaps.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} When the lights go out, Homestar casually notes that "somebody's a-grabbin' a-my butt".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] {{--}} One of the characters is known as "[[Naked Ned]]".
*Email [[bottom 10]] {{--}} Number 10 on Strong Bad's bottom 10 list is {{inlinecontentwarning|explicit content|The Wikipedia page contains explicit imagery.}} [[Wikipedia:Wet T-shirt contest|dry T-shirt contests]].
*[[Cool Things]] {{--}} [[Strong Sad]] sings, "Oh, getting lucky tonight" as he takes Homestar's yellow paint for a "date with a wall".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} In the French Homestar ending, Homestar sings that he's "gettin' lucky tonight".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] {{--}} Coach Z apologizes to [[Marzipan]], his co-host at [[the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade]], for "any inapprapriate comments [he] may have made" during the commercials.
*Email [[senior prom]] {{--}} When the lights go out at the prom, Marzipan says, "Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel!"
*Email [[trading cards]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that Coach Z is "[[Wikipedia:sex offender registry|known in seven states]]" for his [[Butt-Patting|self-butt pats]].
*Email [[what i want]] {{--}} Strong Bad presumably puts wildebeest [[Wikipedia:Sex pheromone|mating pheromones]] in Strong Sad’s laundry.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} In an Easter egg, Marzipan requests of Strong Bad, "Now lemme see your cans," to his confusion. While they were talking about recyclables, "cans" is also slang for a woman's breasts.
*Email [[your funeral]] {{--}} Strong Bad tells Strong Sad to keep his [[Wikipedia:chaps|chappy]] {{wp|thong}} to himself.
*[[An Important Rap Song]] {{--}} The song contains the lyrics "It's spring break, Girlies running wild" and "Find a fly girlie for some beach romance", and also describes a woman as "a fresh honey".
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} In Strong Sad's fanfic, Strong Bad is said to "[put] on a bonnet and [give] Homestar a {{wp|deep tissue massage}}". In the DVD commentary, Strong Bad also mentions romantic fanfics.
*Email [[licensed]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks [[Bubs]] what's under his trenchcoat, Bubs responds, "I'm a public {{inlinecontentwarning|explicit content|The Wikipedia page contains explicit imagery.}} [[Wikipedia:exhibitionism|flasher]]."
*[[Women and Men]] {{--}} In this [[Limozeen]] song, [[Larry Palaroncini]] sings that "it's time for makin' love".
*Email [[love poems]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests to get with the ladies by buying "a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long{{--}}" before being cut off by Homestar.
*[[Play Date]] {{--}} [[Strong Mad]] asks Homestar if he can "come out and play". He suggests other terms like "hanging out, messing around, kicking back", to which Strong Mad replies "LET'S FOOL AROUND!" Homestar asks him not to call it that, either.
*Email [[your edge]] {{--}} From the dark room he and The Cheat are in, Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he and The Cheat are "shenanigan-ing" each other by themselves. Strong Sad asks if he wants that explanation "on record", and Strong Bad says that it couldn't possibly be taken out of context.
*Email [[being mean]] {{--}} For his role in [[drama club]] as head male cheerleader, Coach Z hits on Marzipan with a mangled pick up line, "My parents' room is out of town in my car. Wanna go park out?"
*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} Marzipan-themed string bikinis with devil's tails and cat ears are advertised, briefly offending her.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} Regarding [[Decemberween]] and [[Halloween]], Strong Bad says, "I think we may have gotten our... 'weens' crossed," to which Strong Sad in clear distress replies, "Can you please never say that again??"
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Homestar calls Pom Pom his {{wp|concubine}} (without knowing what it means).
*[[Flash is Dead!]] {{--}} In an Easter egg, [[Bubs]] implies he will use Coach Z to repopulate the human race, much to Strong Bad's dismay.
*[[Fan Costumes 2016]] {{--}} Coach Z claims to wear a green long-sleeve shirt as pants and, when asked by Strong Bad, says the neck hole is "not [for] what you'd think."
*In [[Teen Girl Squad 12]], the [[Wireless Wizard]] asks [[What's Her Face]] if she wants to find a remote access point with him.
*In [[Baddest of the Bands]], when Strong Bad tries to open Coach Z's office door while he's still present, Coach Z will yell "Quit messin with my office!" with office pronounced "orifice." Strong Bad implores him to never say this to him again.

==See Also==
*[[Making Out]]
*[[Pregnancy]]
*[[Swears]]
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