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'''Date:''' Monday, December 1, 2003 | '''Date:''' Monday, December 1, 2003 | ||
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'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine | '''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine | ||
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=== Message 6 === | === Message 6 === | ||
- | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{panicked}'' Hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town. Look, I ''need'' to know if it's still Thanksgiving. Um, I really, ''really'' need it to still be Thanksgiving. Like, I fear for my personal safety... if it's not Thanksgiving still. And if not... then, is it next Thanksgiving yet? Okay, if you could get back to me as soon as possible that'd be great. | + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{panicked}'' Hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town. Look, I ''need'' to know if it's still Thanksgiving. Um, I really, ''really'' need it to still be Thanksgiving. Like, I fear for my personal safety...if it's not Thanksgiving still. And if not... then, is it next Thanksgiving yet? Okay, if you could get back to me as soon as possible that'd be great. |
=== Message 5 === | === Message 5 === | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Good mornin', Marzipan. This is your cable man... uh, Cableman Jorge. ''{pronounces "Cableman" as "Cablem'n" and "Jorge" as "hhh-Horhay"}'' Just calling you regarding your service. We need you to do a little routine maintenance on it, so go ahead and buy, like, a hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable and, run it off your cable box and out the window and... give it a toss in the general direction of Strong Bad's house. And while you're at it, you may want to go ahead and upgrade to the premium package which includes all the pay channels... and the Olympic triplecast. So... get that done for us, we'll be | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Good mornin', Marzipan. This is your cable man... uh, Cableman Jorge. ''{pronounces "Cableman" as "Cablem'n" and "Jorge" as "hhh-Horhay"}'' Just calling you regarding your service. We need you to do a little routine maintenance on it, so go ahead and buy, like, a hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable and, run it off your cable box and out the window and... give it a toss in the general direction of Strong Bad's house. And while you're at it, you may want to go ahead and upgrade to the premium package which includes all the pay channels... and the Olympic triplecast. So... get that done for us, we'll be- we'll be much obliged. Tenderly, I remain... Cableman Jorge. |
=== Message 4 === | === Message 4 === | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over dere. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do | + | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over dere. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do - I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ''{slight pause}'' Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!! |
=== Message 3 === | === Message 3 === | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{eating | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{eating something}'' Oh... hey Marzipan. This is that guy Strong Bad. Um... so I was just reading on my Internet... about how tofu is made from little baby seals. Yeah. So like, all this time, you've been eatin', um, little baby seals. ''{crunching noises}'' So what? I guess you're gonna keel over, at like, any second now at the thought of all these little baby seals running around in your stomach. I mean, that's just gross. ''{crunching noises}'' Just plain old gross. ''{crunching noises}'' So in conclusion... you should listen to your cable man. ''{crunching noises}'' |
=== Message 2 === | === Message 2 === | ||
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=== Fake Greeting === | === Fake Greeting === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{doing a poor imitation of Marzipan}'' Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uhm... leave a message after my beeps. Beep. |
=== Fake Message 4 === | === Fake Message 4 === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{doing a poor imitation of Strong Bad}'' Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is the Strong Baad. Uh... go around... go around with doo doo on your head... 'cause it could be funny. Okay, bye. Beep! |
=== Fake Message 3 === | === Fake Message 3 === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{doing a poor imitation of Coach Z with no accent}'' Hey there, Marzipan. This is Coach Z. I was just wonderin' why you weren't at field hockey practice today. Oh... great job. Oh, I mean... great ''job''. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop! |
=== Fake Message 2 === | === Fake Message 2 === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{doing a poor imitation of himself}'' Hey there, Marzipan, this is your boyfriend, Homestar Runner. You're the best girlfriend I ever had. Let's have a marriage. Let's have a marriage license. Okay, bye. Boop! |
=== Fake Message 1 === | === Fake Message 1 === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{doing a poor imitation of Strong Sad}'' Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Um... some animal died. Boop! |
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | *Homestar's " | + | *Homestar's "backwards talking" is gibberish even when reversed. |
===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | + | *Homestar also used the phrase "some animal died" for his [[Strong Sad]] impression in the [[impression]] email. | |
- | *Homestar | + | **In a [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Sad himself says this line. |
*Homestar's fake Coach Z is a reference to the toon "[[A Jorb Well Done]]". Of course, Homestar's speech impediment and incompetence mean he still says "job" as opposed to "jarb". | *Homestar's fake Coach Z is a reference to the toon "[[A Jorb Well Done]]". Of course, Homestar's speech impediment and incompetence mean he still says "job" as opposed to "jarb". | ||
- | *" | + | *"Cableman Jorge" is another case of [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]]. |
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | * | + | *Richway was a discount store in the Atlanta area, where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live. It went out of business in 1988. |
*[[Wikipedia:Hefty|Hefty]] is a brand name of trash bags and other food packaging products. | *[[Wikipedia:Hefty|Hefty]] is a brand name of trash bags and other food packaging products. | ||
- | *The " | + | *The "Olympic Triplecast" was a failed pay-per-view experiment by [[Wikipedia:National Broadcasting Company|NBC]] in 1992 that had three channels carrying [[Olympic]] Events from Barcelona during the [[Wikipedia:Games of the XXV Olympiad|Summer Olympics]] that year. |
===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
*Coach Z mentions disca-tapes again in the FBI Warning screen for [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]. | *Coach Z mentions disca-tapes again in the FBI Warning screen for [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]. | ||
- | *Cableman Jorge would later be referenced in [[strong badathlon | + | *Cableman Jorge would later be referenced in [[strong badathlon]]. |
== DVD Version == | == DVD Version == | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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