Editing Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash, and in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|issue 15]], several made appearances at the "Priggidy Prizom".
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|A party of minor characters]]

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with a [[Guns|machine gun]]. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to be seen harming living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||

=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]]. 
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|[[Image:paul no I in team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "I" in Team Boy=====
This boy goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a delivery truck (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''".  He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]]<br clear="left">
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] || 
=====Buzzsaw Sun===== 
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift Store Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked [[What's Her Face]] as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt.<!--DO NOT SAY THEY LOOK LIKE THE SNEAK!!-->
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Brett[[erson]]=====
Brett is an imaginary person whom So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly when So and So fell in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||

=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant [[brain]] with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when [[Quarterman]] suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] || 
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They combine their sayings in a way that synchronizes with the background music in an Easter egg. The spiky-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week#QW-2004-03-08|Quote of the Week]].
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines on the grounds that she is vegan. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||

=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone.
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|[[Image:gazelle carcass half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Half-Digested Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]], to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]] and performs the [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy#Finishing and signature moves|Bundy Splash]], one of his signature moves.
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||

=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]]. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it appeared on its stand nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s step-mom. She resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. When she talks, her speech balloon has three tails, with only one coming from her mouth. Supposedly, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine.
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|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Goblins=====
The goblins enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DIED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. One of the goblins appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||

=====A [[Shark]]=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers.  Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably.  Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9.  She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader.  On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||

=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face.

''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|"Huzzah! OTAKU!"]] ||

=====Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg=====  
Though unnamed until [[4 Gregs|later]], these are two more geeky Gregs.

''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D n' D Greg=====   
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert.

''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good."  They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a [[Wikipedia:portable toilet|portable outhouse]] that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a mustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads "Johnny Rite There". It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9.  It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is injured--perhaps killed--by [[Arrow'd Guy]] when a spear enters his frontside after penetrating So and So.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A mighty warrior.png|center|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him!]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A tiny [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:TGS Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||

=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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|[[Image:Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.PNG|center|110px|"Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight."]] ||

=====Sir Hotbod Handsomeface=====
One of [[Strong Bad]]'s many [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|exaggerated alter egos]]. He looks like an extremely chiseled construction worker. He makes an appearance when [[The Ugly One]] becomes hot, and Strong Bad imagines meeting her. After Sir Hotbod begins [[Making Out|making out]] with The Ugly One, Strong Bad himself begins to do the same to the piece of loose-leaf they were drawn on, much to the bewilderment of onlookers [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[The Cheat]]. A sketch of him was in the [[Sketchbook 2008|Sketchbook]] once.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Grim Reaper=====
The [[Grim Reaper]] appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|"GET BACK TO WORK!"]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude and aggressive to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not drawn in black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. Her right arm is also drawn much longer than her left and her hands are drawn crudely. She is injured and/or killed by an Astronaut.
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|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|"Ckhk. Da da da DA!"]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches out the manager, his justification being that she [[Killing Dogs|killed his dog]]. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk" as he turns it on. He has a cape and can fly.
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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Do YOU love her?]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and emaciated, feels unloved, and needs heavy medication, lest she "go into a coma".
The overall concept of a "raccoon girl" may be derived from the fact that girls wearing heavy black eyeliner may be seen as "raccoon-like".
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Coughing Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary, and is so fat that multiple rolls of fat hang over each other. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a baseball stadium complete with spectators and announcer just as a double play occurs. He feels it is necessary to point out that this is not his wife.
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|[[Image:Leprechaun SB.PNG|150px|Shoplifting?]] ||

=====Leprechaun Strong Bad=====
A [[Wikipedia:Leprechaun|leprechaun]] version of [[Strong Bad]] appears over [[So and So]]'s shoulder when she thinks about stealing the "trés cutée" shirt. Leprechaun Strong Bad is apparently So and So's bad conscience.
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|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|Big Brother is watching you...]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Store. It supposedly catches So and So shoplifting.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard not to be thought of as a square by What's Her Face and The Ugly One by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeeds in winning over the girls by singing a song with them. He then meets his end at the hands of a Maniac in a Speedo. He appears to be based loosely off of [[Wikipedia: Richard Simmons|Richard Simmons]].
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear is the subject of the song that the girls sing with the counselor. According to the song, he "came a tumblin' down", but sold neither [[beans]] nor [[eggs]] - he couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't. Instead, he "stapled it down". He also wears a necktie like Yogi Bear.

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|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac in a Speedo=====
Maniac in a Speedo comes in at the end of the "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song. As seen, he wears a paper bag to hide his face and uses a chainsaw to do his bidding. He cut The Ugly One and What's Her Face in half and did a number on Camp Counselor Shortshorts as well.

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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a prison cell with So and So. It's not clear which inmate is which. Rubble D is apparently also in that cell or in a nearby one, but he isn't seen or heard.
One of them is in a straitjacket, and has chicken feet. The other is a bulky, roundish man.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]==

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|[[Image:patchbeard.png|150px|Beard'd!]] ||

=====Patchbeard=====
Patchbeard is Cheerleader's first romantic interest on Valentimes Day and is the first one to give Cheerleader a card. Cheerleader also refers to him as Peter Puberty. After receiving the card, Cheerleader knocks him out with a [[Wikipedia:Blackjack (weapon)|blackjack]].
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|[[Image:Band name boys.PNG|150px|"Band name. Band name."]] ||

=====Band Name Boys=====
These are the two boys from whom [[What's Her Face]] attempts to acquire a Valentine's Day card. They enjoy talking about band names; What's Her Face observes this and tells them she likes music, as well as cloth. One of the boys is surprised that she likes cloth, but the other thinks "[[she likes cloth]]" is a good band name. In an [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], a CD cover with the name "she likes cloth" is shown, along with the top of the Band Name Boys' heads.
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|[[Image:MrsEmbalmo.png|150px|Dea'd!]] ||

=====Mrs. Embalmo=====
Mrs. Embalmo is the one lunchlady who did not give The Ugly One a card for Valentine's Day. She sports a hairnet and may have spiders living in her head, as evidenced by the spiderweb between her skull and the lunch-display glass.
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| [[Image:Tines.PNG|150px|TINES!]] ||

=====Tines Racer=====
The Tines Racer is a fork-shaped character who drives a "Tines Racing" car, named after the [[Wikipedia:Tine (structural)|points on his head]]. He has a handlebar [[mustache]] and wears a scarf. He drives over So and So when she gets angry at the other girls' mispronunciation of "Valentine's".
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| [[Image:Mindy TGS12 Egg.png|150px|"Let's get ready to gag me with a spoon!"]]||

=====Mindy=====
Mindy was the "chief cheerleader" from [[1984]] to [[1987]]. Many current cheerleaders, including Cheerleader, appear to look up to her to the point of worship, and  they worship her at her own [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Mindy's Shrine|shrine]].

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| [[Image:Robot.PNG|150px|"TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE"]]||

=====Strong Bad Robot=====
This is a robot with Strong Bad's face on it who talks in Strong Bad's voice (with vocoder effects). He approves of "TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE" and sings a song about it twice.
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| [[Image:Prez.png|150px|"Whattaya mean I'm less than B?"]]||

=====Class Prez=====
Class Prez has a "technological romance" with Cheerleader by text messaging her from a few feet away, but is dismayed when she tells him he is "less than B". His phone model, "CRKR" (short for "Cracker"), is a play on the Motorola cellular phone KRZR. The name itself is also a play on the recent naming of cell phones after foods like the LG Chocolate and the BlackBerry. This could also explain why the phone has a bite taken out of it. He is skewered by the USB Dongle Goblin. There are unknown reasons why one of his eyes is closed.
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| [[Image:Full Bars.png|150px|"Texting from a few feet away? FOR SHAME!"]] ||

=====Wireless Wizard=====
The Wireless Wizard dislikes people misusing wireless technology, such as sending text messages from a few feet away or making unidentifiable [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticons]]. He appears to be attracted to What's Her Face. As he is a wizard who specializes in technology, both [[The Gregs|Science Fiction Greg and D n' D Greg]] respect him, even as an adversary.
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| | [[Image:usbdgob.png|150px|Here he comes!]] ||

=====The USB Dongle Goblin=====
The USB Dongle Goblin is a creature with a pointed nose and USB plug shaped body that arrives to skewer Cheerleader and Class Prez after Wireless Wizard mentions him. His shape is based on the emoticon Cheerleader used in her text message to Class Prez: >KO)->
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| | [[Image:Mindy's Friends.PNG|150px|"Gag me with a spoon!"]] ||
=====Mindy's Friends===== 
It appears that Mindy held a similar friend circle to Teen Girl Squad. Their catchphrase was "Gag me with a spoon" instead of "SO GOOD!".
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]==

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|[[Image:Momkins.png|150px|"Awww, shush!"]] ||

=====Momkins=====
Momkins, also called Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmom[[erson]] by So and So, is [[Tompkins]]'s mother. She is a [[robot]] dressed like a prospector with a deep masculine southern accent and stubble on her face.  She apparently goes out prospecting to find a future ex-husband.  Her character is likely a play on the term "Gold Digger", which refers to a woman who would marry for money, then divorce.
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|[[Image:Timkins.png|150px|"Are all goo goos wah wahs?"]] ||

=====Timkins=====
Timkins is apparently Tompkins's baby brother. So and So has to babysit him along with Tompkins. As seen he has one hair on top of his head and a heavily pronounced unibrow.

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|[[Image:Tompkins Virtual Pet.PNG|150px|"Please stop feeding me!"]] ||

=====Tompkins's Virtual Pet=====
Tompkins has a virtual pet which he overfeeds. Sketches of it appeared in the [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-06-21|Sketchbook]].

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|[[Image:Buttcrkplum.png|150px|"And this is for a how many gallon toilet, ma'am?"]] ||

=====Buttcrack Plumber=====
The Buttcrack Plumber works for a company called Buttcrack Plumbing. Cheerleader calls him Randy, but it's questionable that the two were having the same conversation. However, in the DVD commentary for Issue 13, [[The Brothers Chaps]] call him "Randy Buttcrack", meaning this could indeed be his name.  Assuming that Cheerleader meant to call him, he's on Cheerleader's "B-list" of boys. He has a plunger-shaped phone (or uses a plunger ''as'' a phone).

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|[[Image:Peaceyp.png|150px|"Ya'll biscuitheads!"]] ||

=====Peacey P=====
''Main article: [[Peacey P]]''

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|[[Image:Police Officers.png|150px|Neither are Timkins' real father!]] ||

=====The Policemen=====
The police officers arrive at Tompkins's house to watch the Pay-per-view show ("[[Wikipedia:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.|Camptown, Jr.]] [vs.] [[Wikipedia:Oscar de la Hoya|Ola Toya]] at [[Wikipedia:Caesars Palace|Caesars]]...") that The Ugly One ordered. So and So overreacts to their presence, and throws herself down the garbage disposal, but What's Her Face invites them in. They resemble police officers [[Wikipedia:List of recurring characters from The Simpsons#Eddie and Lou|Eddie and Lou]] from [[The Simpsons]]. One of them seems to be attracted to Momkins.

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]==

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| [[Image:Cheerladder.PNG|Cheerladder]]||

=====Cheerladder=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a ladder. It carries a megaphone reading "G'backs", which refers to the school team, the Growlbacks.

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| [[Image:Cheerlubber.PNG|Cheerlubber]]||

=====Cheerlubber=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a [[whale]]. It wears a pirate's hat, an [[eyepatch]] and pom-poms.

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| [[Image:Scantron.png|150px|DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER BLADE ATTACK!]]||

=====Scantron=====

Actually [[So and So]] in a [[Wikipedia:mech|mech]] suit she wears to complete tests. Its components include a number 2 pencil, scratch paper, a healthy breakfast and comfortable clothes. Its special power is "Dixon Ticonderoga Lazer Blade Attack". So and So wore this costume in preparation for her final exam, which she believes to be a standardized test.  However, it turns out to be a "ditto", which exploits her weakness of the "Hyper Turbo <u>Fill</u> <u>in</u> <u>the</u> <u>Blank</u> Barrage". The [[Strong Badman]] cover's declaration that this is "The [[Wikipedia:Fictional crossover|CROSSOVER]] no one was asking for!" indicates that Scantron comes from a different comic book, most likely Teen Girl Squad itself.

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| [[Image:Frillsneck.PNG|150px|Frillsneck by name...]]||

=====Mrs. Frillsneck=====

One of [[So and So]]'s teachers. She administers the final exam.

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| [[Image:MimeogWrath.PNG|150px|HYPER TURBO FILL IN THE BLANK BARRAGE!!]]||

=====MimeogWrath=====

The "ditto" test come to life, which battles (and wins against) [[So and So]] as Scantron. Its special power is "Hyper Turbo <u>Fill</u> <u>in</u> <u>the</u> <u>Blank</u> Barrage".

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| [[Image:Towel boy.PNG|150px|TOWEL BOY'D!!/TEAM MANAGER'D!!]]||

=====Towel Boy/Team Manager=====

The towel boy for the gym, though he hates being called one. He dumps dirty laundry all over [[Cheerleader]]. He also proves he is a "team manager" by producing a stat book.

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| [[Image:Badcake.PNG|150px|REVENGE OF THE CROSS COUNTRY BOOSTER CLUB BAKESALE!!]]||

=====Evil Cake=====

The "Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale" lives in [[What's Her Face]]'s locker and eats her when she attempts to clean said locker out. It claims that What's Her Face "tastes like 9 minute miles".

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| [[Image:Seniors.PNG|150px|"Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank."]]||

=====The Seniors=====

Three senior boys who like pulling "senior pranks", which seem to consist entirely of mistreating [[The Ugly One]]. They vote her the most prettiest, ask if she wants to be the girlfriend of one of them, and pretend to offer her a ring. [[#Quarterman|Quarterman]] dumps trash cans all over them.

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== [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] ==

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| [[Image:Chizuko.png|150px|"Welcome American investor to the 2005 Consumer Robotics Show."]]||
=====Chizuko=====

Chizuko is a robotic woman whom [[Japanese Culture Greg]] attempts to date. Her previous job was to introduce American investors to the 2005 [[Wikipedia:Consumer Electronics Show|Consumer Electronics Show]]. [[The Gregs#Sci-Fi Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] notes that, though he might be expected to find robotic women interesting, Chizuko is far enough into the [[Wikipedia:Uncanny Valley|uncanny valley]] to make him want to [[vomit]]. She ends up frying Japanese Culture Greg with laser beams from her eyes.
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| [[Image:Cheerleader Brian.PNG|150px|"This prom has got spirit?"]]||

=====Cheerleader Brian=====

Cheerleader Brian is [[Cheerleader]]'s date to the prom. The other girls do not approve with her choice. Even when at the prom, he still tries to act like a cheerleader and annoys Cheerleader by waving his arms about and repeatedly referring to "prom spirit". He throws her up near a disco ball, which reflects a beam of light powerful enough to disintegrate her upper body.
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| [[Image:Gutted sheep.png|150px|"It's not so bad!"]]||
=====Gutted Sheep=====

The gutted sheep appears when [[Manolios Ugly One]] threatens to gut [[The Gregs#D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg]] "like sheep". He assures D N'D Greg that being gutted isn't so bad, but when Manolios makes good on his threat, D n' D Greg accuses him of lying.
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== [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] ==

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|  [[Image:TGS Whale.PNG|150px|"I guess I, like, represent symbolism and stuff?"]] ||
=====Moby Dick=====

As [[So and So]] reads a novel instead of watching the basketball game, the whale in her thought balloon eats her up.  Moby Dick previously appeared in [[Main Page 3]].
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| [[Image:TGS Gangsters.PNG|150px|"Nuts."]] || 
=====Gangsters=====

At Mr. Pagliogaglioleri's request, two Italian mobsters [[A Splode]] [[What's Her Face]]'s car as she tries to drive, one of them bears a striking resemblance to Harvax from level 9 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
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|<center>[[Image:Basketballa.PNG|"I gotta look good despite my hairless legs."]]</center> ||

=====Basketballa=====

A young basketball player that the Squad tries to attract.  He needs to spend more time in the showers.
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| [[Image:Medusa.PNG|"I just need to get a picture for yearbook."]]||
=====[[Wikipedia:Medusa|Medusa]]=====

A monster from Greek mythology who takes a yearbook picture of [[Cheerleader]] to turn her into stone. Medusa's plan succeeds due to Cheerleader's "lack of familiarity with Greek mythology".
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| [[Image:Robot Penguin.PNG|150px|"Not on my watch, The Ugly One!"]]||

=====Robotic Penguin=====

An animatronic [[bird]] that shoots [[The Ugly One]], as punishment for sneaking [[chocolate]] into the stadium. Then he takes the chocolate bar for himself, but chokes on it.
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| [[Image:TGSMayor.PNG|150px|"What will our fair city do without this brave, robotic duck?"]] ||

=====Mayor=====

The mayor grieves the robotic penguin after its death, but initially mistakes it for a [[duck]].
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== [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]]==

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Ogg_Oggerson.PNG|150px|"Check out dope ride."]] ||

=====Ogg Oggerson=====

The captain of the mammoth hunting team. The Squad appears to have a crush on him.
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Missus_Jumblepuddins.PNG|142px|"Aw, hi, prit kit!"]] ||
=====Miss Jumblepuddins=====

A saber-toothed tiger cub who is mistaken for a kitten by one of the girls, who finds it cute and wants to adopt it and name it.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Sabertooth_Tiger.PNG|150px|"SABER TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't totally obvious..."]] ||

=====Sabertooth Tiger=====

The cub's mother, who does not like the idea of her baby being given a lame name and eats the girl who names the cub.
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Wolf.PNG|150px|"Who's a recently domesticated boy? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"]] ||

=====Domesticated Wolf=====

A wolf the girls fawn over during caveman periods.
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Slave_Drivers.PNG|150px|"Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!!"]] ||
=====Slave Drivers=====

Modeled after the people depicted in Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, the slave drivers force the girls to build pyramids.

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|  [[Image:SBtfCGS-Anubis.PNG|150px|"I AM THE DOG-HEADED GOD OF DEATH!!!"]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Anubis|Anubis]]=====
The "dog-headed Egyptian lord of the dead", who kills one of the girls as punishment for taking him basket shopping.

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|  [[Image:SBtfCGS-Dinosaur.PNG|118px|"We're gonna be best BFFs forever!"]] ||

=====Dinosaur=====
A dinosaur hatches out of the egg given to one of the girls at the beginning of the issue. After its birth, the girl gets hit by a meteor, allowing the dinosaur to outlive mammals.

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|  [[Image:SBtfCGS-Lizard_TGS.PNG|150px|"SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!!!"]] ||
=====Lizard Teen Girl Squad=====
When the last mammalian Teen Girl is killed by a meteor, the dinosaurs once more rule the Earth.

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|  [[Image:SBtfCGS-Charles Darwin.PNG|150px|"Check out my new 12-inch woofers, y'all!!!"]] ||
=====Charles Darwin=====
With his boom box, he challenges the Lizard Teen Girl Squad to a "survival of the phattest".


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== [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]] ==

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| [[Image:BotBTGSRoadie.PNG|150px|"Backup?...OK!"]] ||
=====Roadie=====
This roadie, who apparently drives [[Limozeen|Limozeen's]] tour bus, accidentally ran over [[So and So]].
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| [[Image:BotBTGSPilot.PNG|150px|ARENA ROCKED!]] ||

=====Helicopter Pilot===== 
This character pilots the helicopter that kills What's Her Face.
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==[[4 Gregs]]==
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|[[Image:ShortGirl.PNG|140px|"You have been chosen."]]||

=====Short Girl=====
A Short Girl with a hunched back, wearing glasses, braces and her hair in a ponytail, whom Cheerleader treats harshly in [[4 Gregs]].
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|[[Image:RegGreg.png|150px|From AP Calculus!]]||

=====Regular Greg=====
Regular Greg has no special traits, but acts as the Growlbacks mascot at football games. He also attends AP Calculus class with D N'D Greg. He is dirty in appearance, much like the costume he wears. This may be because when D N'D Greg mistook Regular Greg for a "level 4 shambling Krenshar" attacking a "slightly attractive, slightly overweight, color guard maiden", he tackled him and began to stomp on his chest.
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|[[Image:Color Guard Maiden.png|150px|Slightly attractive. And slightly overweight.]]||

=====Color Guard Maiden=====
The Color Guard Maiden, who is described as being slightly attractive and slightly overweight, stood next to the Growlbacks Mascot at the football game.  Dn'D Greg believed she was in danger, which led to him beating up Regular Greg while she looked on in satisfaction. She can be seen dancing at the Priggidy Prizom with Tompkins.
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|[[Image:Football!.png|150px|"Eheheheheheheheheheheheh"]]||

=====Football Players=====
The Football players seem to enjoy beating up nerds like the Gregs. During half time, they appeared behind the Gregs and gave them explicit wedgies.
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== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
First seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song (deli-style, dentist).

''See main article: [[Brainkrieg]]''
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].

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|[[Image:Daphne.PNG|Too many long sentences!]] ||
=====Daphne=====
Daphne is named after the "typical college girl" who wrote the email featured in [[pizza joint]].  She tries to invite the Squad to [[The Pizz|Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza Place]], but they lose interest since the name is so long.

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|[[Image:Meredith.PNG|129px|I'th hath a cruth on ethry boy'th!]]||

=====Meredith=====
Meredith appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Meredithian" poetic style, where every word she spoke ended in "th." Cheerleader cannot stand the way she talks. She was killed by a spear thrown by [[Arrow'd Guy]].

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|[[Image:Kimberly.PNG|141px|I herly berly on gerly werly!]]||

=====Kimberly=====
Kimberly appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Kimberlian" poetic style. She talks by saying -erly on the end of nearly every word. She has [[fangs]]. She was killed, along with Meredith, by a spear thrown by Arrow'd Guy.
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==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|'''Olda Boy''': "I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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