Editing Strong Badia the Free Responses

[[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|thumb|"Strong Bad, your star is on the rise!"]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Locations==
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)]]


==Error Messages==
:''{Note: Some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}''
===General Messages===
===Strong Bad interrupting===
===Fake Sword===
====Fake Sword &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This sword is as dull and weak as Strong Sad himself. It can't cut through anything!
====Fake Sword &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No fake swordplay for me. I don't smell bad enough.
===Glow Stick===
====Glow Stick &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks better NOT glowing.
====Glow Stick &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise.
===Katana===
====Katana &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade.
====Katana &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'll let him live... for now.
====Katana &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know things look bad, but ritual suicide is hardly ever the answer.
===Lighter===
====Lighter &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Won't burn.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not flammable!
====Lighter &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now.
====Lighter &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'm ALREADY on fire!
===Pilot Wings===
====Pilot Wings &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's done nothing to deserve these.
====Pilot Wings &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I already know I'm cool. I need to give these to somebody who's not so sure of himself.
===Pottery Shard===
====Pottery Shard &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's an ancient artifact! I gotta be careful with it.
====Pottery Shard &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the crap I went through to get this, I'm not giving it to just anybody.
===Power Strip===
====Power Strip &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need power, I need power!
====Power Strip &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't decipher this ancient Homsartifact on my own. Maybe if I used it somewhere else...
===Pretendix===
====Pretendix &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, it takes a special kind of person to be impressed by a shriveled-up organ in a jar.
====Pretendix &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah. I've still got my original factory-installed pretendix.
===Strong Bad Doll===
====Strong Bad Doll &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm keepin' this little guy with me. Junior appreciates me for who I am.
====Strong Bad Doll &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even a tiny, unlicensed version of me is still too awesome for him to handle.

===Three-Ring Binder===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a priceless artifact, apparently! I gotta be careful with it.

===Tony Stony===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere.

==100% Completion==
:'''STRONG BAD:'''  All right! An extra super special bonus costume! Looks like... ''{Max Skull-and-Crossbones Shirt appears on screen}'' ...some kind of cheesy cross-promotional marketing tie-in? Ah, well. Free shirt!

==Hints==
''{While under house arrest}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, The Poopsmith left a serious stink shadow in here. I gotta open a window.
''{After talking with protestors}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My genius ideas of escape aren't working. Maybe if I talk to the throngs of zealots outside I can get some idiotic ones.
''{After hearing about the effigy}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They call that an 'effigy' of The King of Town?!? I could make a better one with one eye tied behind my ear!
''{Before picking up the towel}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They say in prison you gotta avoid the showers, but I think I can make an exception.
''{Before picking up the pillow}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I can sneak out of here when they do the next laundry delivery. That's a cliche I haven't tried yet.
''{Before picking up the couch fluff}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All this nothing-doing is wearing me out. Maybe I should go downstairs and take a nap.
''{Before picking up the crown}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sorrowfully}'' I wanna go to my room and look at my souvenirs. Remember when I was a free man!
''{Before adding any acquired objects to the effigy}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what to do with all this crap I have. I bet the NOtesters outside could use it.
''{Before picking up the Maps & Minions board or attempting to leave The Field without it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Despite the fact that I am a card carrying litterbug, I should probably pick up some of the crap laying around here. It's looking like styhole city!
''{Before acquiring the quesos}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This map is working pretty good! I wonder if there's anything else in that board game I can use and abuse.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna need to establish a trade route between Strong Badia and the local merchants. After that, a light snack maybe.
''{Before talking to The Cheat}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe everybody ditched Strong Badia like that. At least The Cheat will never let me down.
''{After talking with The Cheat}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I almost kinda don't really but sort of a little bit feel maybe somewhat bad for being so hard on The Cheat. I should get him something to make him feel special.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid The Cheat, thinks he needs more recognition! I recognize that he's being a SEVERE butt-pain! What does he want? A medal?
''{Before visiting the black market}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How come ya never see Bubs going in and out of the concession stand? Does he have a back entrance or something? OR ARE THERE TWO OF HIM? Nah, prolly the back entrance thing.
''{After getting the lighter and talking with Strong Sad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's taking me so long to beat Strong Sad? He'll fold like a big gray paper as soon as I put the heat to him.
''{After burning one of Strong Sad's things}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's will is breaking. I just need to turn up the heat to push him over the edge.
''{Before annexing Pompomerania}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet Club Technochocolate is JUMPIN' right about now!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to use all my diplomacy skills on Pom Pom to get him to join up.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you believe Pom Pom said I don't have style? I'll show him style! My style. I'll show him my style.
''{Before picking up a glowstick}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If Pom Pom won't join me, I can at least steal everything not nailed down in his cloughb. I'll start around the DJ booth.
''{Before picking up the metal detector}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm. Did I remember to not make my bed this morning? Maybe I should go check.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There it is again. The feeling that I forgot to forget to make my bed.
''{Before speaking with Homsar}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As much as I hate what can only be loosely described as "talking" to that guy, I've got to get Homsar to join Strong Badia if I want to reach the castle.
''{After speaking with Homsar, but before speaking with Strong Sad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Given that he never shuts up, Strong Sad must be good at language. Maybe he can understand Homsar.
''{Before locating all the Homsartifacts}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I should start building up my empire's economy, and there's only one practical way to do that: start digging for buried treasure.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta get back to treasure huntin'! There's untold riches everywhere! Er... At least sorta told riches.
''{In Homsar Reservation, before picking up the Strong Bad doll}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I'm gonna be traveling through all these newly-formed countries, I should pick up some souvenirs before I crush and assimilate them.
''{After Strong Sad is sick, but before he complains of fever}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I forgot how totally unadaptable Strong Sad is to foreign climates... or the Czar of the Thermostat as we call him at home.
''{After Strong Sad is sick, but before Strong Sad complains of shivers}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I should get Strong Sad a "get well soon" gift.
''{Before placing all of the Homsartifacts in the pylon}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a freaky-looking stalact- stalagmi- stalac- rock jutty-outer over there.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sick of carrying all this Homsar crap around. It's got to be useful somewhere.
''{While carrying the Pretendix}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder how much a fat, whiny pretendix is worth, anyway?
''{During the Taranchula battle}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The only way to kill the Taranchula is to cut both its heads off. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.
''{In Country, before picking up the Fake Sword}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A two-headed giant taranchula? Looks like Strong Mad's been peeking at the role-playing Munster Manual back in Strong Sad's room.
''{In Country, before picking up the Katana}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Pom Pom's got anything that'd help me beat the Taranchula.
''{After failing to destroy the Ice Head}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Killing that Taranchula is taking forever! I'd better start a fire and camp here for the night.
''{Before the Homestarmy draft}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You better not be starting that "Homestarmy" nonsense again.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestarmy? Never, lieutenant! I mean, corporal! I mean, Marzipan.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've told you a million times I don't like your friends hanging out at my house. I swear, sometimes I think we should just break up... again.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's Marzipan been doing all this time? She's usually got all kinds of arts and craftsy doo-doo projects she's trying to show off.
''{Before drafting Coach Z}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If Homestar's going to be any use to my empire at all, he's going to have to build up the Homestarmy with more than small kitchen appliances. 
''{After receiving Tony Stony}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why did I let Strong Mad give me Tony Stony? I gotta get rid of this thing.
''{Before annexing Homsar Reservation}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Things are making too much sense. I want to talk to Homsar.
''{Before annexing Country}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I probably shouldn't leave Strong Mad alone for too long.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This empire is going to need a strong military. Who better than my tank of an older brother, Strong Mad? Or Fleshwall Jackson, as I've just started calling him.
''{After becoming the new King of Town}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One of these doors has GOT to be the way outta here!
''{After talking with Strong Sad/Homestar}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid The Of Town, thinks he can read all my email! Two can play at that game!
''{After finding out about The Of Town's plot}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can The King of Town just make any dumb law he wants?
''{After sending a non-effective tax e-mail}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still can't believe The Of Town put a tax on the one thing I use the most. I was RIGHT to start a revolution!
''{After the Of Town declares war}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh, this place is like my grandma's! Drafty, too quiet, and nothing to play but board games!

==Main Menu==

===New Game===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Under my new game, everyone gets ice cream!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' New Game!

===Save/Load===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubbing hands together}'' Saveload!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Savélowad. 
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They ask, "Can this game be saved?" I ask, can this game be loaded?

===Settings===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Settings? 
{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' SETTINGS!
{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Volume! Widescreen! Your vote counts!

===Quit it===
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{comes in from the left}'' Death to tyrants!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shoves him offscreen}'' Quit it!
{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pointing at camera}'' Quit it! 

===Preview===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{suggestively}'' Scenes from the next episode! 
{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P.
{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I have a dream... of the next episode!

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