Strong Badia the Free Responses

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Strong Badia the Free.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


[edit] Locations

[edit] Error Messages

[edit] Fake Sword

STRONG BAD: This sword is as dull and weak as Strong Sad himself. It can't cut through anything!

STRONG BAD: No fake swordplay for me. I don't smell bad enough.

[edit] Lighter

STRONG BAD: Won't burn.

STRONG BAD: That's not flammable!

STRONG BAD: I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now.

(Only if "used" on Strong Bad himself)
STRONG BAD: Man, I'm ALREADY on fire!

[edit] Katana

STRONG BAD: I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade.

STRONG BAD: Nah, I'll let him live... for now.

[edit] Glow Stick

STRONG BAD: That looks better NOT glowing.

STRONG BAD: This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise.

[edit] Tony Stony

STRONG BAD: Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere.

[edit] Power Strip

STRONG BAD: That doesn't need power, I need power!

[edit] 100% Completion

STRONG BAD: All right! An extra super special bonus costume! Looks like... {Max Skull-and-Crossbones Shirt appears on screen} ...some kind of cheesy cross-promotional marketing tie-in? Ah, well. Free shirt!

[edit] Hints

{While under house arrest}

STRONG BAD: Eww... The Poopsmith really stunk up the place! I should open up a window.

{After talking with protestors}

STRONG BAD: My genius ideas of escape aren't working. Maybe if I talk to the throngs of zealots outside I can get some idiotic ones.

{After hearing about the effigy}

STRONG BAD: They call that an 'effigy' of The King of Town?!? I could make a better one with one hand tied behind my ear!

{After breaking out}

STRONG BAD: Despite the fact that I am a card carrying litterbug, I should probably pick up some of the crap laying around here. It's looking like styhole city!

{After talking with The Cheat}

STRONG BAD: Stupid The Cheat, thinks he needs more recognition! I recognize that he's being a SEVERE butt-pain! What does he want? A medal?

{After getting the lighter and talking with Strong Sad}

STRONG BAD: What's taking me so long to beat Strong Sad? He'll fold like a big gray paper as soon as I put the heat to him.

{After conquering Bleak House}

STRONG BAD: I bet Club Technochocolate is JUMPIN' right about now!

{After conquering Pompomerania}

STRONG BAD: I gotta get back to treasure huntin'! There's untold riches everywhere! Er... At least sorta told riches.

{During the Taranchula battle}

STRONG BAD: The only way to kill the Taranchula is to cut both its heads off. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.

{After becoming the new King of Town}

STRONG BAD: One of these doors has GOT to be the way outta here!

{After talking with Strong Sad/Homestar}

STRONG BAD: Stupid The Of Town, thinks he can read all my email! Two can play at that game!

{After finding out about The Of Town's plot}

STRONG BAD: Can The King of Town just make any dumb law he wants?

{After send the email}

[edit] Main Menu

[edit] New Game

STRONG BAD: Under my new game, everyone gets ice cream!


[edit] Save/Load

STRONG BAD: {rubbing hands together} Saveload!

STRONG BAD: Savélowad.

STRONG BAD: They ask, "Can this game be saved?" I ask, can this game be loaded?

[edit] Settings

STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Settings?


STRONG BAD: Volume! Widescreen! Your vote counts!

[edit] Quit it

THE KING OF TOWN: {comes in from the left} Death to tyrants!!
STRONG BAD: {shoves him offscreen} Quit it!

STRONG BAD: {pointing at camera} Quit it!

[edit] Preview

STRONG BAD: {suggestively} Scenes from the next episode!

STRONG BAD: Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P.

STRONG BAD: I have a dream... of the next episode!
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