SBCG4AP Intros

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When a purchased WiiWare episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is selected from the Wii menu, Strong Bad will say one of the following statements before the player selects "Start".

[edit] Intros

Episode	Intro
1 — Homestar Ruiner	No time for the emails right now, I've got other plans for the Lappy today.
2 — Strong Badia the Free	Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, the free!
3 — Baddest of the Bands	Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!
4 — Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	A dastardly, masterly master-work of cinemagic wonder!
5 — 8-Bit is Enough	I think you should be in your own video game; Couch Quest: The Search For My Butt.

[edit] Fun Facts

• All intro messages excepting "Homestar Ruiner" are quotes by Strong Bad from their respective episodes:
  • Episode 2 — Part of Strong Bad's speech after escaping house arrest
  • Episode 3 — Part of a headline suggested to "snooty rock journalist" Strong Sad
  • Episode 4 — A hypothetical movie critic's review of Dangeresque 3
  • Episode 5 — Addressing the couch

[edit] See Also

• Strong Bad Email Introductions for SBCG4AP

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media	Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews
All Episodes	Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw