Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips

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"True. But we're not out of the boat yet!"

Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips was the fifth gameplay video released by Telltale games in advance of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Cast (in order of appearance):

DVD: SBCG4AP Collector's DVD


[edit] Transcript

{The following title screen appears}

Scenes from Strong Bad Episode 4

"Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective"

November, 2008

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at the Lappy 486}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Reply to...all.

{Cut to a view of the Lappy's screen}

STRONG BAD: Dear, {quickly} all the annoying morons who have been bugging me about it for four and a half years... {normally} Yes. I've finally finished Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, so you can all eat it!

{Cut to the Smoky Office. Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) picks up his nunchuck gun from a table.}

STRONG BAD: Ah, my trusty nunchuck gun. The only gun that's never out of ammo.

{Poorly-edited cut to a shot of Strong Bad's hand holding a yellow object.}

STRONG BAD: What do you make of this broken half a piece of junk?

{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z (as Renaldo) looking down at the camera}

COACH Z: Why, it looks real familiar, like something your dad had before he--

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Kinda looks like a toe. You think it's a toe?

COACH Z: ...Sure.

{Cuts to a establishing shot through the jungles of Strong Badia, and zooms in to Strong Bad and Coach Z sitting in the Riverquest Safariventure box.}

STRONG BAD: So here we are, braving the rapids of this turbulent river deep in the heart of the jungle. Gangs of angry street piranhas circle beneath us! Cannibals and volcanoes close in from all sides! And behind us, just out of view, is the three-hundred-foot jaggedy waterfall from which we just safely dropped.

COACH Z: Boy, am I glad you beat up that weightlifter ex-Navy-SEAL we had for a guide and decided to captain this boat yourself!

STRONG BAD: {Poorly edited jump cut to Strong Bad} True, but we aren't out of the boat yet. {Jumps out of the boat} Now we are out of the boat.

{Poorly edited cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z and Marzipan (as Cutesy Buttons) standing on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand.}

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh, looks like we're gonna have to jump!

{Long shot as Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Sad (with a Strong Bad paper-bag-mask and pink oven mitts on) and a potted plant with Coach Z's Z "jump" off the roof and land on the ground. Shot of Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Homestar Runner (as Dangeresque Too) silhouetted against a wall of flame. On-screen text appears, reading "Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Play it on WiiWare or PC. www.dangeresque3.com"}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Remarks

  • As the characters jump off the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Coach Z is on the left, and Marzipan is on the right. When they change into their stunt doubles, Coach Z and Marzipan switch sides.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • The Strong Badia sign reads "Strong Borneo".
  • Strong Bad wondering if the object is a toe is a riff on The Big Lebowski.

[edit] External Links

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