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- | [[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|thumb|"Strong Bad, your star is on the rise!"]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Strong Badia the Free]].
| + | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Strong Badia the Free]]. |
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| {{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} | | {{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} |
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| *[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)]] | | *[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)]] |
| *[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)]] | | *[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)]] |
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| ==Error Messages== | | ==Error Messages== |
- | :''{Note: Some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}''
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- | ===General Messages===
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- | ===Strong Bad interrupting===
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- | ===Fake Sword===
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- | ====Fake Sword → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This sword is as dull and weak as Strong Sad himself. It can't cut through anything!
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- | ====Fake Sword → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' No fake swordplay for me. I don't smell bad enough.
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- | ===Glow Stick===
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- | ====Glow Stick → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks better NOT glowing.
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- | ====Glow Stick → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise.
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- | ===Katana===
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- | ====Katana → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade.
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- | ====Katana → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'll let him live... for now.
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- | ====Katana → Strong Bad====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I know things look bad, but ritual suicide is hardly ever the answer.
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| ===Lighter=== | | ===Lighter=== |
- | ====Lighter → Object====
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| :'''STRONG BAD:''' Won't burn. | | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Won't burn. |
| :{{short hr}} | | :{{short hr}} |
| :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not flammable! | | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not flammable! |
- | ====Lighter → Person====
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| :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now. | | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now. |
- | ====Lighter → Strong Bad====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'm ALREADY on fire!
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- | ===Pilot Wings===
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- | ====Pilot Wings → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He's done nothing to deserve these.
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- | ====Pilot Wings → Strong Bad====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I already know I'm cool. I need to give these to somebody who's not so sure of himself.
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- | ===Pottery Shard===
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- | ====Pottery Shard → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's an ancient artifact! I gotta be careful with it.
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- | ====Pottery Shard → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the crap I went through to get this, I'm not giving it to just anybody.
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- | ===Power Strip===
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- | ====Power Strip → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need power, I need power!
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- | ====Power Strip → Strong Bad====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't decipher this ancient Homsartifact on my own. Maybe if I used it somewhere else...
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- | ===Pretendix===
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- | ====Pretendix → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, it takes a special kind of person to be impressed by a shriveled-up organ in a jar.
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- | ====Pretendix → Strong Bad====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah. I've still got my original factory-installed pretendix.
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- | ===Strong Bad Doll===
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- | ====Strong Bad Doll → Object====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm keepin' this little guy with me. Junior appreciates me for who I am.
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- | ====Strong Bad Doll → Person====
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Even a tiny, unlicensed version of me is still too awesome for him to handle.
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- | ===Three-Ring Binder=== | + | ===Katana=== |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a priceless artifact, apparently! I gotta be careful with it. | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade. |
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| + | ===Glow Stick=== |
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks better NOT glowing. |
| + | :{{short hr}} |
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise. |
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| ===Tony Stony=== | | ===Tony Stony=== |
| :'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere. | | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere. |
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- | ==100% Completion==
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! An extra super special bonus costume! Looks like... ''{Max Skull-and-Crossbones Shirt appears on screen}'' ...some kind of cheesy cross-promotional marketing tie-in? Ah, well. Free shirt!
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- | ==Hints==
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- | ''{While under house arrest}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, The Poopsmith left a serious stink shadow in here. I gotta open a window.
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- | ''{After talking with protestors}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' My genius ideas of escape aren't working. Maybe if I talk to the throngs of zealots outside I can get some idiotic ones.
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- | ''{After hearing about the effigy}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' They call that an 'effigy' of The King of Town?!? I could make a better one with one eye tied behind my ear!
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- | ''{Before picking up the towel}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' They say in prison you gotta avoid the showers, but I think I can make an exception.
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- | ''{Before picking up the pillow}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I can sneak out of here when they do the next laundry delivery. That's a cliche I haven't tried yet.
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- | ''{Before picking up the couch fluff}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' All this nothing-doing is wearing me out. Maybe I should go downstairs and take a nap.
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- | ''{Before picking up the crown}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sorrowfully}'' I wanna go to my room and look at my souvenirs. Remember when I was a free man!
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- | ''{Before adding any acquired objects to the effigy}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what to do with all this crap I have. I bet the NOtesters outside could use it.
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- | ''{Before picking up the Maps & Minions board or attempting to leave The Field without it}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Despite the fact that I am a card carrying litterbug, I should probably pick up some of the crap laying around here. It's looking like styhole city!
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- | ''{Before acquiring the quesos}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This map is working pretty good! I wonder if there's anything else in that board game I can use and abuse.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna need to establish a trade route between Strong Badia and the local merchants. After that, a light snack maybe.
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- | ''{Before talking to The Cheat}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe everybody ditched Strong Badia like that. At least The Cheat will never let me down.
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- | ''{After talking with The Cheat}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I almost kinda don't really but sort of a little bit feel maybe somewhat bad for being so hard on The Cheat. I should get him something to make him feel special.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid The Cheat, thinks he needs more recognition! I recognize that he's being a SEVERE butt-pain! What does he want? A medal?
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- | ''{Before visiting the black market}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' How come ya never see Bubs going in and out of the concession stand? Does he have a back entrance or something? OR ARE THERE TWO OF HIM? Nah, prolly the back entrance thing.
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- | ''{After getting the lighter and talking with Strong Sad}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What's taking me so long to beat Strong Sad? He'll fold like a big gray paper as soon as I put the heat to him.
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- | ''{After burning one of Strong Sad's things}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's will is breaking. I just need to turn up the heat to push him over the edge.
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- | ''{Before annexing Pompomerania}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet Club Technochocolate is JUMPIN' right about now!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to use all my diplomacy skills on Pom Pom to get him to join up.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you believe Pom Pom said I don't have style? I'll show him style! My style. I'll show him my style.
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- | ''{Before picking up a glowstick}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' If Pom Pom won't join me, I can at least steal everything not nailed down in his cloughb. I'll start around the DJ booth.
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- | ''{Before picking up the metal detector}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm. Did I remember to not make my bed this morning? Maybe I should go check.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' There it is again. The feeling that I forgot to forget to make my bed.
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- | ''{Before speaking with Homsar}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' As much as I hate what can only be loosely described as "talking" to that guy, I've got to get Homsar to join Strong Badia if I want to reach the castle.
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- | ''{After speaking with Homsar, but before speaking with Strong Sad}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Given that he never shuts up, Strong Sad must be good at language. Maybe he can understand Homsar.
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- | ''{Before locating all the Homsartifacts}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I should start building up my empire's economy, and there's only one practical way to do that: start digging for buried treasure.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta get back to treasure huntin'! There's untold riches everywhere! Er... At least sorta told riches.
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- | ''{In Homsar Reservation, before picking up the Strong Bad doll}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' If I'm gonna be traveling through all these newly-formed countries, I should pick up some souvenirs before I crush and assimilate them.
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- | ''{After Strong Sad is sick, but before he complains of fever}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I forgot how totally unadaptable Strong Sad is to foreign climates... or the Czar of the Thermostat as we call him at home.
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- | ''{After Strong Sad is sick, but before Strong Sad complains of shivers}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I should get Strong Sad a "get well soon" gift.
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- | ''{Before placing all of the Homsartifacts in the pylon}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a freaky-looking stalact- stalagmi- stalac- rock jutty-outer over there.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sick of carrying all this Homsar crap around. It's got to be useful somewhere.
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- | ''{While carrying the Pretendix}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder how much a fat, whiny pretendix is worth, anyway?
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- | ''{During the Taranchula battle}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' The only way to kill the Taranchula is to cut both its heads off. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.
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- | ''{In Country, before picking up the Fake Sword}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' A two-headed giant taranchula? Looks like Strong Mad's been peeking at the role-playing Munster Manual back in Strong Sad's room.
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- | ''{In Country, before picking up the Katana}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Pom Pom's got anything that'd help me beat the Taranchula.
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- | ''{After failing to destroy the Ice Head}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Killing that Taranchula is taking forever! I'd better start a fire and camp here for the night.
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- | ''{Before the Homestarmy draft}''
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- | :'''MARZIPAN:''' You better not be starting that "Homestarmy" nonsense again.
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- | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestarmy? Never, lieutenant! I mean, corporal! I mean, Marzipan.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''MARZIPAN:''' I've told you a million times I don't like your friends hanging out at my house. I swear, sometimes I think we should just break up... again.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What's Marzipan been doing all this time? She's usually got all kinds of arts and craftsy doo-doo projects she's trying to show off.
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- | ''{Before drafting Coach Z}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' If Homestar's going to be any use to my empire at all, he's going to have to build up the Homestarmy with more than small kitchen appliances.
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- | ''{After receiving Tony Stony}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Why did I let Strong Mad give me Tony Stony? I gotta get rid of this thing.
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- | ''{Before annexing Homsar Reservation}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Things are making too much sense. I want to talk to Homsar.
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- | ''{Before annexing Country}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I probably shouldn't leave Strong Mad alone for too long.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This empire is going to need a strong military. Who better than my tank of an older brother, Strong Mad? Or Fleshwall Jackson, as I've just started calling him.
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- | ''{After becoming the new King of Town}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' One of these doors has GOT to be the way outta here!
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- | ''{After talking with Strong Sad/Homestar}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid The Of Town, thinks he can read all my email! Two can play at that game!
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- | ''{After finding out about The Of Town's plot}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Can The King of Town just make any dumb law he wants?
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- | ''{After sending a non-effective tax e-mail}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I still can't believe The Of Town put a tax on the one thing I use the most. I was RIGHT to start a revolution!
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- | ''{After the Of Town declares war}''
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh, this place is like my grandma's! Drafty, too quiet, and nothing to play but board games!
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- | ==Main Menu==
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- | ===New Game===
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Under my new game, everyone gets ice cream!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' New Game!
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- | ===Save/Load===
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubbing hands together}'' Saveload!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Savélowad.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' They ask, "Can this game be saved?" I ask, can this game be loaded?
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- | ===Settings===
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Settings?
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' SETTINGS!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Volume! Widescreen! Your vote counts!
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- | ===Quit it===
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- | :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{comes in from the left}'' Death to tyrants!!
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shoves him offscreen}'' Quit it!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pointing at camera}'' Quit it!
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- | ===Preview===
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{suggestively}'' Scenes from the next episode!
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P.
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- | :{{short hr}}
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I have a dream... of the next episode!
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- | {{SBCG4AP|responses}}
| + | [[Category:Video Game Responses]] |