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*TALK GUY/etc or ORDER/ASK FOR/BUY/GET/etc | *TALK GUY/etc or ORDER/ASK FOR/BUY/GET/etc | ||
**Before getting the stein:<blockquote>"All me old customers stole all me steins and since drink cross the street at yon tavern. If ye've got yer own, ye can drink for free!"</blockquote> | **Before getting the stein:<blockquote>"All me old customers stole all me steins and since drink cross the street at yon tavern. If ye've got yer own, ye can drink for free!"</blockquote> | ||
- | **After, first time:<blockquote>"Coming right up." The barkeep draws a disgusting looking liquid from that barrel. Thou art sure it is mongrel pee. As you quaff furtively off-camera, you ask the barkeep if he's seen any good dungeons lately.<br><br>He looks around shiftily even though the pub is empty then says, "Gotta watch what yer say round ere's, love. If I were ye, I'd talk ter Kigalonian in the tavern cross the street. E's got</blockquote>random two of:<blockquote>a handlebar moustache<!-- sic --></blockquote><blockquote>a frenchie-type beard</blockquote><blockquote>a chinstrap beard</blockquote><blockquote>a full beard</blockquote><blockquote>mutton chops</blockquote><blockquote>an | + | **After, first time:<blockquote>"Coming right up." The barkeep draws a disgusting looking liquid from that barrel. Thou art sure it is mongrel pee. As you quaff furtively off-camera, you ask the barkeep if he's seen any good dungeons lately.<br><br>He looks around shiftily even though the pub is empty then says, "Gotta watch what yer say round ere's, love. If I were ye, I'd talk ter Kigalonian in the tavern cross the street. E's got</blockquote>random two of:<blockquote>a handlebar moustache<!-- sic --></blockquote><blockquote>a frenchie-type beard</blockquote><blockquote>a chinstrap beard</blockquote><blockquote>a full beard</blockquote><blockquote>mutton chops</blockquote><blockquote>an eyepatch</blockquote><blockquote>a hunchback</blockquote><blockquote>a scar</blockquote>and finally:<blockquote>He can help ye." Did he just call you "love"?</blockquote>(Score 1 point) |
**Later times:<blockquote>"Like I says," says the barkeep, "I'd talk ter Kigalonian in the tavern cross the street. E's got ''{first attribute}'' and ''{second attribute}''. He can help ye."</blockquote> | **Later times:<blockquote>"Like I says," says the barkeep, "I'd talk ter Kigalonian in the tavern cross the street. E's got ''{first attribute}'' and ''{second attribute}''. He can help ye."</blockquote> | ||
*ATTACK/etc GUY/etc<blockquote>Thy attempts at killing the barkeep are met with his more successful attempts at killing thee with a rusty hook. Thou art dead. If ye wanted to quit playing this game so bad, ye can just QUIT, ye know?</blockquote>(You die) | *ATTACK/etc GUY/etc<blockquote>Thy attempts at killing the barkeep are met with his more successful attempts at killing thee with a rusty hook. Thou art dead. If ye wanted to quit playing this game so bad, ye can just QUIT, ye know?</blockquote>(You die) |