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- | [[Image:tistrue.PNG|thumb|Homestar acting all | + | [[Image:tistrue.PNG|thumb|Homestar acting all prancey]] |
- | '''Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True: An | + | '''Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True: An Unfinished Cartoon''' |
- | Strong Bad wins a race and Homestar Runner is knocked for a loop! | + | Strong Bad wins a race and Homestar Runner is knocked for a loop! Done using TBC's old drawing style (circa [[The Luau]]). |
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[The King of Town]], [[Mike Chapman]] |
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'''Date:''' 2001 | '''Date:''' 2001 | ||
- | ''' | + | == Transcript == |
+ | ''{A piece of paper, bearing the title of the toon in an Olde English-style font displays the title of the toon. Cut to a forest. Homestar Runner runs by on a path through the middle of it quickly with Strong Bad not far behind. The camera cuts first to a closeup of Strong Bad, then Homestar. Cutting to a first-person view of Homestar, we can see him cresting a hill with The King of Town's castle below. Cut to the castle itself, where a banner reading "the king of town's 100 MILE SUPERTHON FiNiSH" is displayed, and a crowd featuring Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, The Knight, Marzipan, The Hornblower, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad awaits eagerly. Cut back to Homestar}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shouting behind him}'' Hey Strong Bad! I'm about to win this race and you haven't cheated even once! Way to go! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shouting behind him}'' Hey Strong Bad! I'm about to win this race and you haven't cheated even once! Way to go! | ||
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''{cut to The Cheat standing behind a tree with a baseball bat, laughing to himself}'' | ''{cut to The Cheat standing behind a tree with a baseball bat, laughing to himself}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Oh I'm about to win | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Oh I'm about to win th— |
- | ''{As Homestar runs by, The Cheat nails him with the bat, sending Homestar flying over Strong Bad's head}'' | + | ''{As Homestar runs by, The Cheat nails him with the baseball bat, sending Homestar flying over Strong Bad's head}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' RAAAAACCCEEEE! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' RAAAAACCCEEEE! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! | ||
- | ''{Homestar hits the ground and tumbles for a while, finally sliding headfirst into a tree. Cut back to the castle. The King of Town is now among the crowd eating a | + | ''{Homestar hits the ground and tumbles for a while, finally sliding headfirst into a tree. Cut back to the castle. The King of Town is now among the crowd eating a ham. Strong Bad runs through the yellow tape of the finish line. The Hornblower blows a tune, and everyone walks away.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, come back you guys! It's kind of a big deal here, the first time I've ever beat Homestar Runner! Maybe someone should make a big deal out of it! AWWW, SOMEBODY MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, come back you guys! It's kind of a big deal here, the first time I've ever beat Homestar Runner! Maybe someone should make a big deal out of it! AWWW, SOMEBODY MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh? | ||
- | ''{Cut back, where we can see Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The | + | ''{Cut back, where we can see Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The KOT, and The Poopsmith surrounding Homestar}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''ALL:''' Oh! |
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- | ''{Cut to a POV shot of Homestar looking at The | + | ''{Cut to a POV shot of Homestar looking at The KOT. His vision is out of focus.}'' |
- | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{distant, with reverb}'' Are you | + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{distant, with reverb}'' Are you OK there Homestar? |
''{Cut to Homestar. Homestar shakes his head, then looks at Marzipan, who appears to be now wearing a Princess's tiara and blue dress, though still unfocused}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar. Homestar shakes his head, then looks at Marzipan, who appears to be now wearing a Princess's tiara and blue dress, though still unfocused}'' | ||
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''{Cut to POV shot of Homestar looking at Strong Sad and the Poopsmith. Strong Sad appears to be dressed up as a nun.}'' | ''{Cut to POV shot of Homestar looking at Strong Sad and the Poopsmith. Strong Sad appears to be dressed up as a nun.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Are you | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Are you OK, my child? |
''{Cut back to Homestar, who suddenly stands up}'' | ''{Cut back to Homestar, who suddenly stands up}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hold! Whilst thy banter is the freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hold! Whilst thy banter is the freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I'm off to find me lute! Forsooth! |
- | ''{Homestar suddenly runs off toward the | + | ''{Homestar suddenly runs off toward the KOT's castle, with Pom Pom and Marzipan looking on}'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' What the crap was that? | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' What the crap was that? | ||
- | ''{Pom Pom shrugs. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad | + | ''{Pom Pom shrugs. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walking through the forest. Strong Bad still looks dejected}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't supposed to ''be'' like this, man. I don't understand. I mean, they were supposed to get all disappointed and Homestar would cry and you guys would put me on your shoulders and throw the melonade on me and everything. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't supposed to ''be'' like this, man. I don't understand. I mean, they were supposed to get all disappointed and Homestar would cry and you guys would put me on your shoulders and throw the melonade on me and everything. | ||
- | ''{Strong Mad brightens up | + | ''{Strong Mad brightens up, and runs off}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I mean this is like the | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I mean this is like the defnining moment of my life. But if it doesn't matter to THEM— |
- | ''{Strong Mad returns with a keg of melonade and | + | ''{Strong Mad returns with a keg of melonade and throws it on Strong Bad, pinning him beneath it}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' AUUUUGGGHHH! You moron! That's not what I meant! Owwww, I think you broke my clavicus... majorus. | '''STRONG BAD:''' AUUUUGGGHHH! You moron! That's not what I meant! Owwww, I think you broke my clavicus... majorus. | ||
- | ''{Homestar Runner suddenly runs by in the background, wearing a bard costume and | + | ''{Homestar Runner suddenly runs by in the background, wearing a bard costume and lute}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La dee la dee la dadeedadee la da la da la da... | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La dee la dee la dadeedadee la da la da la da... | ||
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''{Cut to frontal shot of Marzipan (who appears to have no mouth) and Pom Pom walking through the forest. Cut to a clearing where Homestar is prancing about and still singing the same song he was before. Cut to a piece of paper, that text starts appearing on as Mike says it.}'' | ''{Cut to frontal shot of Marzipan (who appears to have no mouth) and Pom Pom walking through the forest. Cut to a clearing where Homestar is prancing about and still singing the same song he was before. Cut to a piece of paper, that text starts appearing on as Mike says it.}'' | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' So then Marzipan likes Homestar 'cause he's all | + | '''MIKE:''' So then Marzipan likes Homestar 'cause he's all prancey now and everybody else hates him and they keep hitting him on the head really hard trying to get him to change back to normal and finally Marzipan says they're going to get married and that snaps him out of it and... uh... Homestar says she has a big butt. THE END. |
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
- | + | *This toon features a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching the toon. | |
=== Commentary Transcript === | === Commentary Transcript === | ||
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'''MATT:''' Hi, welcome to, uh, a secret. | '''MATT:''' Hi, welcome to, uh, a secret. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' I like this part. | '''MIKE:''' I like this part. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Ohhh, that looked rough. Look at that terrible grass on that tree, though—I kinda like those trees. I think you did those trees good | + | '''MATT:''' Ohhh, that looked rough. Look at that terrible grass on that tree, though—I kinda like those trees. I think you did those trees good |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, the trees were good. I remember that. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, the trees were good. I remember that. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' A minstrel, a roving minstrel. | '''MIKE:''' A minstrel, a roving minstrel. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' A roving—we sent out our roving camera. ''{pause}'' Um, | + | '''MATT:''' A roving—we sent out our roving camera. ''{pause}'' Um, THIS, you'll see, the end of this, there's a joke we later harvested for an email. Um, Strong Mad looks naked without the M on his chest. |
'''MIKE:''' True. | '''MIKE:''' True. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Oh! You got him, Mike. Crushed him. Listen, listen! ''{pause}'' That's from a later style. | '''MATT:''' Oh! You got him, Mike. Crushed him. Listen, listen! ''{pause}'' That's from a later style. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, when he drops the big elbow, deleted an email, an—and it was unused emails | + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, when he drops the big elbow, deleted an email, an—and it was unused emails |
- | '''MATT:''' Unused emails. Look, Marzipan doesn't even have a | + | '''MATT:''' Unused emails. Look, Marzipan doesn't even have a MOUTH in that scene. And look, there's minstrel Homestar! There's the explanation for the rest of the cartoon. |
- | '''MIKE:''' I just recorded this, like, | + | '''MIKE:''' I just recorded this, like, 5 minutes ago. |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, you will never know, though, unless you listen to this! | '''MATT:''' Yeah, you will never know, though, unless you listen to this! | ||
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=== Trivia === | === Trivia === | ||
- | *This is the | + | *This is the ONLY toon where the voice of Marzipan isn't supplied by Missy in a non-Powered by the Cheat cartoon (it's supplied by Matt) |
- | *This is | + | *This is the one of the very few, non-Halloween-related times we see Homestar wear something other than his usual attire. |
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- | * | + | === Goofs === |
+ | *Strong Mad doesn't have his "M" logo on his unitard. | ||
=== Inside References === | === Inside References === | ||
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*The keg of [[Melonade]] is the same as the one from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. | *The keg of [[Melonade]] is the same as the one from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. | ||
- | *In the commentary, Matt says | + | *In the commentary, Matt says "Helscome my cartoon," a reference to [[Homestar's Website]], which appeared as an Easter egg [[2 years]]. |
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=== Fast Forward === | === Fast Forward === | ||
- | *Strong Bad's quote about breaking his " | + | *Strong Bad's quote about breaking his "clavicus majorus" would eventually find its home in [[unused emails]] |
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== Related Links == | == Related Links == | ||
- | + | [[strongbad_email.exe]] | |
- | [[Category:DVD | + | [[Category:Strong Bad DVD]] |
+ | [[Category:Toons]] |