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- | [[Image:Sbemail videography.png |thumb|"You name it! I'll videographa... fize it!"]] | + | [[Image:Sbemail videography.png |thumb|"You name it! I'll videographa...fize it!"]] |
- | Robert McSwain needs a "videographer | + | Robert McSwain needs a "videographer." Strong Bad is happy to oblige. |
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Grandmaw Auntpaw]] (Easter egg) |
- | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Living Room of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom | + | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Living Room of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[Basement of The Brothers Strong]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The Garage]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Marzipan's House]] |
{{Comp|Compé}} | {{Comp|Compé}} | ||
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''{Strong Bad is at the Compé. The wallpaper is a picture of marshmallows.}'' | ''{Strong Bad is at the Compé. The wallpaper is a picture of marshmallows.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' e-mails with boxing gloves. The sweet computer science. ''{double-clicks on the sbemail.exe icon}'' |
{{compeemail}} | {{compeemail}} | ||
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{{compeemailend}} | {{compeemailend}} | ||
- | ''{Strong Bad reads "aka" as written | + | ''{Strong Bad reads "aka" as written and "ITS Department" as "It's Da Partment!"}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well McSwobert, that works out perfectly, because "videographer" is just one of my many professions that have quotes around them. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well McSwobert, that works out perfectly, because "videographer" is just one of my many professions that have quotes around them. | ||
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''{clears screen}'' | ''{clears screen}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm also a | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm also a "heart surgeon," a "licensed technician," a "poultry farmer," and a "fireman." And you say you're getting married in August? So like, 2 months ago? Also, not a problem. My videograph will have so many fancy wipes, fades, and transitions, your wife will never even know you guys aren't in it! Take a look at my demo reel. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut through static to a miniature screen of Strong Bad in The Field. It disjointedly gets larger until it fills the entire screen} |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hello there. I'm famed quotation marked videographer Strong Bad. ''{as Strong Bad says the following effects, they are applied}'' Do you like quick zooms and solarizing effects? What about diamondy transitions, pixelated wipes, or slow fade-outs? All these effects and more will make your cherished event that happened last month be cherished forever. |
- | '' | + | ''(diamond cut to Locker Room}'' |
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Jimmy's lacrosse debacle never looked so good. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Jimmy's lacrosse debacle never looked so good. | ||
- | '' | + | ''(Static cut to Strong Bad's shoes at The Field)'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Unintelligent mumbles}'' Little Jimmy is playing lacrosse! ''{More mumbles}'' Oh, he scores the winning lacrosse point! ''{A whistle is heard}'' |
- | ''{ | + | ''{Wipe to three lacrosse sticks being held in the air}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and his dad was totally there and not at Applebee's! ''{The camera lowers to reveal The Cheat holding the sticks | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and his dad was totally there and not at Applebee's! ''{The camera lowers to reveal The Cheat holding the sticks.}'' Good shot, John-Jimmy! |
- | ''{ | + | ''{static cut to The Garage. Strong Bad is holding a CD with "Seedy Rom" written on it.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Add panache, | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Add panache, pizzaz, and pep with a Seedy Rom work of animated clip art and copyright-free classical music. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{Cut to a title screen reading "Video Evidence of Homestar & Marzipan's 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 10th Anniversary Celebration!!!"}'' |
- | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' Are you sure this will work, aka Strong Bad? |
- | ''{ | + | ''{Cut to Homestar in his living room}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispered}'' Definitely! Just act like you're celebrating! |
- | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{dancing}'' Oh, twice! I'm a lavish gift-giver! |
- | ''{Cut | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad in The Garage}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Weddings? Bar-mitzfvfahs? Bar-Fvfights? First steps? Droopy ''{snickers}'' drawers? You name it! I'll videographafize it! |
''{Cut to Strong Bad in a cowboy outfit at a table}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Bad in a cowboy outfit at a table}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a faux-cowboy accent}'' Take family | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a faux-cowboy accent}'' Take family meat loaf night back to the ooold west! ''{normally}'' Did somebody say... ''sepia tones?'' |
- | '' | + | '''VOICES:''' Uh, no. I don't... think so. I definitely didn't. |
- | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad in the kitchen}'' | |
- | '' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' And with our new sweet sweet suite of video toasters, your precious memories will have titles that defy the very laws of reason. |
- | + | ''{Cut to a picture of a decoration. "Your Wedding Video" appears onscreen, followed by "The Union of ROBERT McSWAIN: VIDEO MEDIA TECHNOLOGIST and THE LADY HE MARRIED IN AUGUST".} | |
- | '' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hopefully that will be enough to keep your wife from wondering why her video media technologist husband wasn't smart enough to think about putting a video camera on a tripod across the room and press record. |
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- | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But you could probably also get away with just putting a label that says, 'WEDDIN TAPE' on a VHS cassette since none-out-of-none couples actually ever watch their wedding video. Unless of course a baby drops an f-bomb, somebody pukes in their toupee, or Grandmaw Auntpaw rolls down the stairs in her wheelchair. In which case you simply post it online and turn it into internet gold! And I can ''definitely'' arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you enlist my services as an "event coordinator." ''{stops typing; the words "event coordinator" shift slightly on each syllable}'' A-heh heh heh, heh heh heh-HEM. | |
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But you could probably also get away with just putting | + | |
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''{The [[Compé-per]] comes up}'' | ''{The [[Compé-per]] comes up}'' | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
- | *Clicking on " | + | *Clicking on "internet gold" at the end brings up a scrap of paper showing the [[YouTube]] video ID for [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]]. |
+ | *Clicking on "Grandma Auntpaw" at the end shows a short clip of Strong Bad showing off his video camera. | ||
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' My state-of-the-art camera has a state-of-the-art microphone mounted right next to the giant videotape motor. So you're guaranteed to hear mostly that, and not what Grandmaw Auntpaw just said on her hundred-and-ninth birthday. | *:'''STRONG BAD:''' My state-of-the-art camera has a state-of-the-art microphone mounted right next to the giant videotape motor. So you're guaranteed to hear mostly that, and not what Grandmaw Auntpaw just said on her hundred-and-ninth birthday. | ||
*:''{Title card reading "Grandmaw Auntpaw's 100-Somethingth Birthday Stand-around" appears. Cut to a scene showing a wall and the shadow of an old woman sitting in a wheelchair just out of frame. The recorder's motor plays loudly.}'' | *:''{Title card reading "Grandmaw Auntpaw's 100-Somethingth Birthday Stand-around" appears. Cut to a scene showing a wall and the shadow of an old woman sitting in a wheelchair just out of frame. The recorder's motor plays loudly.}'' | ||
*:'''GRANDMAW AUNTPAW:''' ''{barely audible}'' I never loved any of you. | *:'''GRANDMAW AUNTPAW:''' ''{barely audible}'' I never loved any of you. | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *[[Wikipedia:Lacrosse|Lacrosse]] is a field [[sport]] played with a solid rubber ball and long-handled | + | *[[Wikipedia:Lacrosse|Lacrosse]] is a field [[sport]] played with a solid rubber ball and long-handled racqutes. The object of the game is to score the most goals by shooting the ball into the net, much like hockey. |
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Video Toaster|Video Toaster]] is a hardware and software system for editing and adding effects to videos. A version of the logo appears on Strong Bad's toasters. | ||
*The sport of [[Wikipedia:boxing|boxing]] is sometimes referred to as [http://www.thesweetscience.com/ The Sweet Science]. | *The sport of [[Wikipedia:boxing|boxing]] is sometimes referred to as [http://www.thesweetscience.com/ The Sweet Science]. | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | * | + | *While the e-mail says "Could you use your skills and powers and take on...", Strong Bad actually says "Could you use your skills and powers to take on..." |
- | + | *Clicking on "internet gold" originally linked directly to the YouTube video. | |
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | *Strong Bad | + | *Strong Bad sings about [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing with boxing gloves]]. |
*When Strong Bad describes his other professions that have quotes around them: | *When Strong Bad describes his other professions that have quotes around them: | ||
- | **Strong Bad holds [[Strong Mad's | + | **Strong Bad holds [[Strong Mad's Chainsaw]] in all of the photos. |
**Strong Bad is seen [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]] in all of the photos. | **Strong Bad is seen [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]] in all of the photos. | ||
- | **The chainsaw is on [[fire]] when Strong Bad brings up "fireman", and containers of "[[ | + | **The chainsaw is on [[fire]] when Strong Bad brings up "fireman", and containers of "Lite em up [[Dan]]" lighter fluid from [[pizza joint]] are at his feet. |
- | + | *Strong Bad was last shown with a pan with a [[chicken|chicken leg]] in it in [[slumber party]]. | |
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*The music played at the beginning of Strong Bad's demo reel is the theme song from the [[Sbemailiarized]] toons. | *The music played at the beginning of Strong Bad's demo reel is the theme song from the [[Sbemailiarized]] toons. | ||
*Strong Bad's wallpaper is one of the [[wallpaper]]s from the [[Downloads]] page. | *Strong Bad's wallpaper is one of the [[wallpaper]]s from the [[Downloads]] page. | ||
*The music that plays during the meatloaf night scene is the theme song to "The Strong Bad", which was introduced in [[pizzaz]]. | *The music that plays during the meatloaf night scene is the theme song to "The Strong Bad", which was introduced in [[pizzaz]]. | ||
- | *The last time [[The Brothers Chaps]] created a YouTube exclusive was when they released [[Strong Bad Gameways]], the | + | *The last time [[The Brothers Chaps]] created a YouTube exclusive was when they released [[Strong Bad Gameways]], the URL hash for which appeared in a similar Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]]. |
*Several [[VCR]]s are hooked to [[Laser Lemon|The Cheat's oscilloscope]] from [[coloring]]. | *Several [[VCR]]s are hooked to [[Laser Lemon|The Cheat's oscilloscope]] from [[coloring]]. | ||
*"Seedy Rom" is a [[homophone]] of "CD-ROM". | *"Seedy Rom" is a [[homophone]] of "CD-ROM". | ||
*"Dropping an F-Bomb" is another reference to [[Swears|swearing]]. | *"Dropping an F-Bomb" is another reference to [[Swears|swearing]]. | ||
- | * | + | *"There are several references to [[Blatant Lies|lying]]. |
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===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | *[[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]] is a US chain of family dining restaurants | + | *[[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]] is a US chain of family dining restaurants (that used to be based in [[Georgia|Atlanta]]). |
- | *[[Wikipedia: | + | *[[Wikipedia:Problem_Child_(film)|''Problem Child'']] was a series of early 1990s films and an animated series about a bratty child. However, there were only three films in the series. |
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{sbemailextlinks|205|15820}} | {{sbemailextlinks|205|15820}} | ||
+ | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z-C8NU3SVM Watch the Easter Egg on YouTube] | ||
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{{Strong Bad Email}} | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
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+ | [[Category:YouTube]] |