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'''serial killer''' is a secret [[Strong Bad Email]].
 
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[[Pom Pom]], angry because he hasn't gotten, as he says, "any Pom pussy" lately. He grabs a TEC-9 automatic rifle and puts it in the backseat of his car. He drives around [[Strong Badia]] and picks up [[Marzipan]], working part-time as a hooker. She gets into the car. He holds up a rag and asks Marzipan, "Hey, Marzipan, does this rag smell like chloroform?" Then she passed out.
 
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Marzipan awoke in Pom Pom's house, where [[Eh! Steve]] is chained to [[Strong Sad]]'s bed. Pom Pom holds the rifle to her head and forces her, for the next three hours, to perform grisly sex acts on Eh! Steve while Pom Pom masturbated to the point of BURNINATION. He then pulled out his rifle, and told Marzipan to remain naked and lay down on the floor.
 
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She reluctantly, and sobbingly, complied. She was shot in the head with the rifle and killed. Then Pom Pom bound Eh! Steve to Marzipan's corpse and made him copulate with it.
 
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After killing Eh! Steve and having sex with both corpses, he deboned both bodies and threw the pile of skin and organs into a nearby creek.
 
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He pinned a piece of paper to each of the corpses: Marzipan's had a "1" written on it. Eh! Steve had a "2" written on it.
 
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Eventually, Pom Pom went through his cell phone book and killed all his girlfriends and even saved up enough skin to construct a chair out of skin, held together with string and nails, which he then sold to [[Strong Bad]]. "Chairscoot" is not the Geddup Noise's cousin. He's actually the wailing of Pom Pom's victims.
 
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Pom Pom was caught in 2006 and was sentenced to life in jail without parole for his killings which left 24 people dead. He was killed and raped by a pin-wielding Strong Bad during the time Strong Bad was in jail, in the [[Strong Bad Is In Jail]] cartoon.
 

Revision as of 03:19, 15 June 2006

Character: Pom Pom
watch Pom Pom's character video ← Strong Sad Marzipan →
This article is about the character. For the Strong Bad Email, see pom pom.
Mack on, brother Pom Pom, mack on.

Contents

Biography

Bouncy, bouncy...

Pom Pom (also spelled Pom-Pom) is a Pom from the Isle of Pom. Pom Pom, like all Poms, appears to be inflated. He talks by making bubbly noises and can store stuff by absorbing objects into his body, suggesting that he's made of some sort of carbonated/gelatinous substance. Pom Pom is Homestar Runner's best friend, but Pom Pom sometimes also hangs out with Strong Bad. He takes karate and is often on his cell phone talking to his many girlfriends. He was going to have a dog named Trivia Time, but this concept seems to have been abandoned. He also has a "wicked Pom Pilot". Pom Pom's parents' names are General and Fraulein Pom Pom, as seen in an Easter egg in the Strong Bad E-mail pom pom. Pom Pom has such an open mind that he has even made friends with such characters as the King of Town and The Poopsmith (due to him being left out).

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: The Most Mackinest!!} {Place: The Field}

{Pom Pom is talking on his phone.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here go Pom Pom. {to Pom Pom} What's up, Pom Pom? {Pom Pom gestures to his phone} Oh, sorry. {to camera} Pom Pom is definitely the mack around here. And he's my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants! But that only happened once. {to Pom Pom} Hey Pom Pom—{Pom Pom looks at him angrily and points to his phone} Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly. {Pom Pom gets out his wallet and shows the camera some pictures of his girlfriends} About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. {to Pom Pom} Isn't that right, Pom Pom? {irritated, Pom Pom snaps his phone shut and bubbles angrily at Homestar} Oh, sorry again man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool. {Pom Pom sighs, puts his phone away, shakes his head and bounces away} Pom Pom and I are still cool.

Fun Facts

Driver's license

POM POM
125 Lexington Ave
Isle Of Pom

SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT
POM 6'2" 4 lbs

ORGAN
DONOR

Phone Numbers

Home: (123) 456-7890
Cell: (123) 555-8307
Pager: (718) 555-1059

  • Based on the area code for his pager number, Pom Pom has either lived or does business in the outer boroughs of New York City. 123 is not a real area code, as none (in the North American Numbering Plan, at least) begin with the numeral 1.
  • Pom Pom's "voice" is the same re-used sound sample of Mike Chapman blowing bubbles into a glass of milk. His is the only voice that is never recorded fresh for every toon (and never has since his first appearance).
  • "The Most Mackinest" is a phrase taken from the Beastie Boys' song "Shake Your Rump."
  • Pom Pom is the only main character whose parents have been seen on the site, in a picture in Isle of Pom. They are differently-colored Poms there, but Strong Bad hypothetically envisions them as a File Cabinet in Family Resemblence.
  • Pom Pom's ringtone is a clip of DJ Teh Cheat's remix of The Geddup Noise, as heard in technology.

Also known as...

Halloween Costumes

See Also

External links

Main Characters

Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Mad | Strong Sad | Pom Pom | Marzipan | Coach Z | Bubs | The King of Town | The Poopsmith | Homsar

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