User:Jeppo

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I am 18 years old.

I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 1

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I can't beat Level 5 so don't ask me how to beat it.

I got all types of crazy crap.

I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Interests

• Astronomy
• Cricket
  • The game, not the insect! tsk!
• Formula One
• Homestar Runner
• The internet
• Better video games
• Homestar Runner
• Physics
• Snooker
• Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
2. The Interview
3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
4. Bug in Mouth Disease
5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

1. sibbie
2. radio
3. virus
4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
5. invisibility

Best quote from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

COACH Z: Thanks for the smell-cakes, Pom Pom! But next time could you dispense with all the flyin' whozits?!

Random Word Of The Week (or thereabouts)

Here I choose a toon or email completely from random and then I choose a word uttered from that toon or email at random.

Random word for: 31/07/2006

Email for kids - 393 words uttered.

MAN: Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three. {336th word uttered}

• The word 'you' is uttered eleven times in this email. Therefore the chances of this word being chosen in this email are 2.80%
• The man singing has uttered 39 words in this email. That's 9.92% of the total words uttered in this email
• There is an article on the word 'you' on Wiktionary - click here to view
• There is an article on 'you' on Wikipedia - click here to view
• There is, in fact an article on 'you' on the HRWiki - click here to view. Well that's the first time that's happened!

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Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.