Rhymed Phrases

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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
 
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*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "Focus is all... crocused."
 
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[The King of Town]] ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
 
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering."
 
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*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
 
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*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
 
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — After [[The Ugly One]] is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "[[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]]?"
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — After [[The Ugly One]] is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "[[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]]?"
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Gunhaver]] follows "Littering! Loitering!" with "Latering!" and "Lootering!" in his list of things the evil half of the brain likes.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Gunhaver]] follows "Littering! Loitering!" with "Latering!" and "Lootering!" in his list of things the evil half of the brain likes.
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*Email [[senior prom]] — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
 
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*Email [[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries".
 
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**Later in the same email, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
 
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*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad follows "sweet-smelling flowers" with "sweat-smelling followers".
 
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*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says, "I'm on board, I'm not bored."
 
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*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
 
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad exclaims, "Oh nophers.  We've got gophers." while examining the hole outside his house.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad exclaims, "Oh nophers.  We've got gophers." while examining the hole outside his house.
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===Strong Bad Email===
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*[[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
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*[[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "Focus is all... crocused."
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*[[time capsule]] — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
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*[[radio]] — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
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*[[senior prom]] — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
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*[[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries".
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**Later in the same email, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
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*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad follows "sweet-smelling flowers" with "sweat-smelling followers".
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*[[looking old]] — Strong Bad says, "I'm on board, I'm not bored."
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*[[concert]] — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
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*Email [[keep cool]] — [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, hose time".
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*[[keep cool]] — [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, hose time".
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===Marzipan's Answering Machine===
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]] — [[The King of Town]] ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering."
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

Revision as of 22:36, 15 August 2008

Nose time, Hose time

In the Homestar Runner universe, characters sometimes follow one common or relevant phrase with a less-common phrase that rhymes with or sounds like the first, but makes less sense.

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Appearances

Strong Bad Email

  • crazy cartoonStrong Bad says of The Cheat: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
  • sibbie — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "Focus is all... crocused."
  • time capsule — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
  • radio — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
  • senior prom — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
  • retirement — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, Marshie follows "First prize" with "second tries".
    • Later in the same email, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
  • your funeral — Strong Bad follows "sweet-smelling flowers" with "sweat-smelling followers".
  • looking old — Strong Bad says, "I'm on board, I'm not bored."
  • concert — Strong Bad says, "They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."

Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.

  • keep coolMonkey D's "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, hose time".

Marzipan's Answering Machine

See also