User:Homestarmy Commando1

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Word up!

Hey guys! I'm Homestarmy Commando1, a member of the HRWiki, a long-time HSR fan. My name's Bill. Just letting you guys know so you can refer to me by name if need be.

About Me

Well, here's the lowdown:

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses Windows 7.

TEEN This user is 17 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user lives in Michigan.

WIN This user was Sam the Man's 4th MVU.

SBA This user is a member of the Strong Bad Allegiance.

2004 This user discovered the HSR site in 2004.

This user's favorite email is car.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his PSP.

This user's favorite character is Coach Z.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's favorite toon is Where's The Cheat?.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

LOL This user is funny.

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user owns a Strong Bad T-shirt.

This user wishes he owned a Coach Z T-shirt.

This user owns a White Homestar Classic T-shirt.

This user owns a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

Here's the basic information about me. I'm 17 years old. I live in Livonia, MI. I'm in high school. I like video games, baseball, skateboarding, girls, cars, and most importantly Homestar Runner. My involvement with the HRWiki and other HSR-related info can be found in the userboxes to the right of the screen.

My history with HSR and the HRWiki

I discovered Homestar Runner through a classmate of mine in 4th grade. She told me to check it out, and I was hooked with the first few toons and SBEmails I saw. I eagerly anticipate the new SBEmail every week. The first toon I ever saw was The House That Gave Sucky Treats, and the first SBEmail I ever saw was car. This is probably the site I have visited the most in my 14 years of existence, and will continue to stay that way until I am probably 80 or so. I have sent Strong Bad emails, but have never had any of them answered. I feel that I can do a good job editing the pages here because I have photographic memory (as my parents say). The sad thing is that when I ask people at school about Homestar, they say, "Homestar? Never heard of it." Ouch. I found the HRWiki off of the Wikipedia page for Homestar Runner. I edited a few pages, got hooked, got tired of being called an anonymous IP adress on the history pages, and signed up to be a full-fledged member. Most of my talent on this site is the pictures. I know how to make perfect pix. To request a pic, post it in my User Talk page. My obsession with Homestar Runner has helped me with most of my work on the HRWiki.

Awards

I have won the MVU (Most Valuable User) from Sam The Man for my uploaded images.

Achievement Challenge

Since I've reached 1,000 views, I'm assuming I'm popular enough to start a challenge. Periodically, I'll have the name of an Xbox 360 Acheivement, and the first one to tell me what game it's from and closely (or correctly for bonus points and the Userbox) state its description (how you get the Achivement) in the appropriate section of my Talkpage will win one of the Userboxes below and a space on the "Plaque of Winners". For bonus points (and a special Userbox), also tell me how many GamerPoints it's worth. Thank you to Heimstern Läufer and Trey56, from whom I borrowed (stole, more or less) the format of this challenge.

The Achievement:

Light Machine Gun Lash-Out

If you state the game and the description closely, you get the following Userbox:

This user has completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.

If you state the game and perfectly state the description, along with how many GamerPoints it's worth, you get this Userbox:

This user has perfectly completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.

My Goals

Here are my goals for my HRWiki future:

• Fix vandalism
• Become well-known across the site
• Get over 1,000 views on my Userpage OH YEAH! THANKS, GUYS!
• Keep using my skills to add to the HRWiki

Current Promblems

Here are the problems that complicate my fascination and contribution to HRWiki:

• School, 7 hours a day Summer Break 2011!
• Windows 98, computer is a piece of crap Windows 7, baby!!
• Homework, get it almost every night Summer Break 2011!
• Bad HTML skills

Character Quotes

Here are my favorite quotes from each character:

It goes: Character, Quote, SBEmail/Toon

Homestar Runner: Oh, crap! It's tasteball already? theme park
Coach Z: The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the Chort! Where's the Cheat?
Strong Mad: Did you just say parakeet? caffeine
Strong Sad: No, No! Parakeet. caffeine
Strong Bad: AUGH! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme! Marshmallow's Last Stand
Bubs: ...and that's how I almost died the fifteenth time! pom pom
Marzipan: Put that feakin' sandwich down! Where's The Cheat?
The King of Town: Hecks no! I got stuck in here ten minutes before you! Welcome Back
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa! It's time for tasteball! theme park
Matt Chapman: Mike really just closed the door and is still sitting next to me. comic commentary
Mike Chapman: I'm gone! I'm in the next room! comic commentary
Ryan Steritt: {laughing} Did you spell "Deutsch" right? haircut commentary

Other Cool Stuff

I received a personalized response from Matt about a video with a HSR mention in it. Here's the transcrips of both emails:

To: brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com
Subject: Homestar mentioned in a soldier-made video

Hey Matt, Mike, Ryan, and others:

Have you seen this video made by American soldiers in Iraq? In the beginning, the soldiers sing the Strong Badia national anthem!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708922

Sincerely, Bill C.
Livonia, MI

Reply:

Hey Bill,
We hadn't seen that before. That's awesome! We especially love the two dudes hopping up and down in the background. Very cool. Thanks for sending that.

Rock, rock on,
Matt

Internet Aliases

I belong to many communities and games across the internet. If you see one of these names in the following games, you'll know it's me!

That's all I have for now; I might have more later on.

Well, That's It

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Thank you for your patronage. Y'all come back now, ya hear? Sincerely,
Homestarmy Commando1