Old-Timey Strong Bad

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'''Old-Timey Strong Bad''' (aka "'''Sir Strong Bad'''", "'''Uncle Strong Bad'''", or "'''The Strong Bad'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of the present-day [[Strong Bad]]. He has a dastardly [[Wikipedia:handlebar moustache|handlebar mustache]], and an [[Wikipedia:Mid-Atlantic English|upper-class early-1900s American accent]] instead of modern Strong Bad's accent of unknown origin. His goal in life seems to be to thwart [[The Homestar Runner]]'s plans with the help of his lackeys, the [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]], and he spends his spare time answering telegrams (as opposed to [[Strong Bad Email|email]]). He has bones in his mustache and a severe crack in his skull which exposes his [[brain]], as seen in [[That A Ghost]]. He does not appear to have a mouth.
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'''Old-Timey Strong Bad''' (aka "'''Sir Strong Bad'''", "'''Uncle Strong Bad'''", or "'''The Strong Bad'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of the present-day [[Strong Bad]]. His body is the same overall shape as his modern counterpart, but his "mask" does not have the same design, only blank eyes in a permanent sinister expression. He has a dastardly [[Wikipedia:handlebar moustache|handlebar mustache]], slick black hair, and an [[Wikipedia:Mid-Atlantic English|upper-class early-1900s American accent]] instead of modern Strong Bad's accent of unknown origin. He also does not share modern Strong Bad's habit of going shirtless, usually seen in a white shirt with a single button. His goal in life seems to be to thwart [[The Homestar Runner]]'s plans with the help of his lackeys, the [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]], and he spends his spare time answering telegrams (as opposed to [[Strong Bad Email|email]]). He has bones in his mustache and a severe crack in his skull which exposes his [[brain]], as seen in [[That A Ghost]]. He does not appear to have a mouth.
He is frequently asked the question "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?]]", which infuriates him. He also sent half of his mustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], despite existing in a different era, he managed to call modern-day [[Marzipan]] using his [[telegramophone]]. He occasionally tends towards a propensity for an excessive verbosity that uses many more words than the amount necessary, which is usually very repetitive and redundant.
He is frequently asked the question "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?]]", which infuriates him. He also sent half of his mustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], despite existing in a different era, he managed to call modern-day [[Marzipan]] using his [[telegramophone]]. He occasionally tends towards a propensity for an excessive verbosity that uses many more words than the amount necessary, which is usually very repetitive and redundant.

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"The Strong Bad" redirects here. For the made-up TV show, see pizzaz.
"It's curtains for you!"
Skeleton'd Strong Bad

Old-Timey Strong Bad (aka "Sir Strong Bad", "Uncle Strong Bad", or "The Strong Bad") is the Old-Timey version of the present-day Strong Bad. His body is the same overall shape as his modern counterpart, but his "mask" does not have the same design, only blank eyes in a permanent sinister expression. He has a dastardly handlebar mustache, slick black hair, and an upper-class early-1900s American accent instead of modern Strong Bad's accent of unknown origin. He also does not share modern Strong Bad's habit of going shirtless, usually seen in a white shirt with a single button. His goal in life seems to be to thwart The Homestar Runner's plans with the help of his lackeys, the Strong Man and The Sneak, and he spends his spare time answering telegrams (as opposed to email). He has bones in his mustache and a severe crack in his skull which exposes his brain, as seen in That A Ghost. He does not appear to have a mouth.

He is frequently asked the question "How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?", which infuriates him. He also sent half of his mustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, despite existing in a different era, he managed to call modern-day Marzipan using his telegramophone. He occasionally tends towards a propensity for an excessive verbosity that uses many more words than the amount necessary, which is usually very repetitive and redundant.

He is also more of an actively villainous character than his modern day doppelganger.

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Filmography

Trivia

  • In Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, when putting on the thin moustache in the Snap Shak, Strong Bad speaks in a voice that sounds almost exactly like his Old-Timey counterpart, saying, "Yes, I'll tie you down to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!"

See Also

Quotes of the Week

Old-Timey Strong Bad's Quotes of the Week
  • "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" (Sickly Sam's Big Outing, download)
  • "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" (Quote of the Week exclusive, download)
  • "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" (That A Ghost, download)
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