The Ugly One
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| - | '''The Ugly One''' is the ugly-looking girl of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for [[ | + | '''The Ugly One''' is the ugly-looking girl of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for the [[Arrow'd Guy]]. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she is [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Floor Tom|FLOOR TOMMED]], [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson|STEP-MOMMED]], and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED?]] She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "[[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]]" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the [[King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so. |
==Defining Traits== | ==Defining Traits== | ||
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*YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]) | *YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]) | ||
*Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]) | *Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]) | ||
| - | *Falling into the [[The | + | *Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]) |
*floor tommed, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]) | *floor tommed, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]) | ||
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]) | *Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]) | ||
Revision as of 17:39, 24 June 2005
The Ugly One is the ugly-looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for the Arrow'd Guy. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.
Defining Traits
- suspect hygiene
- psoriasis
- prepaid lunch
- wears a three-piece bathing suit
- wants to be Cheerleader
- doesn't "look so good"
- is on the drill team
- listens to pinebark
- boy or girl?
- parking deck?
Hurt And/Or Killed By
- Arrows (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1, 404 error page)
- Being swooped by a vulture (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- Monosodium Glutamate (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- YOU'RE NOT potatoes (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- Sticking her head in sand (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Falling into the The Arrow'd Guy's mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- floor tommed, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
Filmography
- Debut: comic
- Complete Filmography
