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| - | [[Image: | + | [[Image:pornporn.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The big cheese.]] |
[[Image:Babypp.PNG|thumb|Bouncy, bouncy...]] | [[Image:Babypp.PNG|thumb|Bouncy, bouncy...]] | ||
== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''Porn Porn''' (also spelled '''Porn-Porn''') is a [[Porn]] from the Isle of Porn. Porn Porn, like all Porns, appears to be inflated. He talks by making [[Lack of Intelligible Speech|bubbly noises]] and can absorb objects into his body for storage, suggesting that he is made of some sort of gelatinous substance. He is also quite skilled in [[Wikipedia:Martial Art|martial arts]] (see [[Porn Porn#Fighting Skills|below]]). |
| - | + | Porn Porn is [[Homestar Runner]]'s [[Homestar Runner and Porn Porn's Relationship|best friend]], but he sometimes [[Strong Bad and Porn Porn's Relationship|hangs out]] with [[Strong Bad]] as well. He has such an open mind that he sometimes spends time with unpopular characters such as [[The King of Town]] and [[The Poopsmith]]. Porn Porn is often seen talking on [[Cell Phone|his cell phone]] to his many [[Porn Porn's girls|girls]], and he keeps track of their contact information in his [[Porn Pilot]]. His parents' names are [[General and Fraulein Porn Porn]], as seen in an Easter egg in the email [[porn porn]]. Porn Porn was going to have a dog named [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]], but this concept seems to have been abandoned. Porn Porn is also "the big cheese" at [[The Office]] as shown in [[from work]]. | |
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]] | *'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]] | ||
| - | *[[:Category: | + | *[[:Category:Porn Porn Filmography|Complete Filmography]] |
== Character Video Transcript == | == Character Video Transcript == | ||
''{'''Page Title''': The Most Mackinest!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}'' | ''{'''Page Title''': The Most Mackinest!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}'' | ||
| - | ''{ | + | ''{Porn Porn is talking on his phone.}'' |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Here go | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Here go Porn Porn! ''{to Porn Porn}'' What's up, Porn Porn? ''{Porn Porn gestures to his phone}'' Oh, sorry. ''{to camera}'' Porn Porn is definitely the mack around here. And he's my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants! But that only happened once. ''{to Porn Porn}'' Hey, Porn Porn! Yo— |
| - | ''{ | + | ''{Porn Porn looks at him angrily and points to his phone.}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly. | ||
| - | ''{ | + | ''{Porn Porn gets out his wallet and shows the camera some pictures of his girlfriends, then tries to put it back in later but a part of it is sticking out, which he shoves it in with more force.}'' |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. ''{to | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. ''{to Porn Porn}'' Isn't that right, Porn Porn? |
| - | ''{Irritated, | + | ''{Irritated, Porn Porn snaps his phone shut and bubbles angrily at Homestar.}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry again, man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry again, man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool. | ||
| - | ''{ | + | ''{Porn Porn sighs, puts his phone away, shakes his head and bounces away.}'' |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Porn Porn and I are still cool. |
===Fun Facts=== | ===Fun Facts=== | ||
| - | *Homestar claims | + | *Homestar claims Porn Porn helped him out of some [[Homestar Runner's Pants|tight pants]]. |
== Fighting Skills == | == Fighting Skills == | ||
| - | [[Image: | + | [[Image:MartialArtsPorn-Porn.PNG|thumb|right|160px|Kung-Fu skills.]] |
| - | + | Porn Porn is skilled in the martial arts and appears to enjoy fighting. | |
| - | The first instance of | + | The first instance of Porn Porn fighting is inside a dojo from the [[Theme Song Video]] where he shows off his moves; this is broadened on later in the email [[porn porn]] where he gets a [[Nintendo|1-Up]] by severely pummeling Strong Bad. In the [[porn porn#Commentary Transcript|commentary]] for the same email, [[The Brothers Chaps]] discussed wanting to make a side scrolling Porn Porn fighting game. His skills are seen again in [[personal favorites]] where he got into a "knife fight" with [[Coach Z]]. In [[Summer Short Shorts]], Porn Porn shows off his skills with a [[Wikipedia:Bō|Bō]] and disappears with a smoke bomb. |
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
=== Driver's license === | === Driver's license === | ||
| - | <blockquote> | + | <blockquote>PORN PORN<br /> |
125 Lexington Ave<br /> | 125 Lexington Ave<br /> | ||
| - | Isle Of | + | Isle Of Porn<br /> |
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SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT<br /> | SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT<br /> | ||
| - | + | PORN 6'2" 4 lbs<br /> | |
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ORGAN<br /> | ORGAN<br /> | ||
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''Pager'': (718) 555-1059<br> | ''Pager'': (718) 555-1059<br> | ||
| - | *The area code for | + | *The area code for Porn Porn's pager number, 718, is the area code for the outer boroughs of New York City. 123 is not a real area code, as none (in the [[wikipedia:North American Numbering Plan|North American Numbering Plan]], at least) begin with the numeral 1. |
| - | * | + | * Porn Porn's "voice" is the same re-used sound sample of [[Mike Chapman]] blowing bubbles into a glass of milk. His is the only voice that is never recorded fresh for every toon (and never has been since his first appearance). |
*"The Most Mackinest" is a phrase taken from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]]' song "Shake Your Rump." | *"The Most Mackinest" is a phrase taken from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]]' song "Shake Your Rump." | ||
| - | * | + | *Porn Porn is the only main character whose [[parents]] have been seen on the site, in a picture in [[Porn Porn, Too]]. They are differently-colored Porns in the picture, but Strong Bad hypothetically envisions them as a [[Porn Porn's Hypothetical Family|File Cabinet]] in [[Family Resemblence]]. |
| - | * | + | *Porn Porn's ringtone is a clip of DJ Teh Cheat's remix of [[The Geddup Noise]], as heard in [[technology]]. |
| - | * | + | *Porn Porn seems to own a [[Guns|firearm]], as he has pulled out a gun in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. |
== Relationships == | == Relationships == | ||
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]'' | :''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]'' | ||
| - | *[[Homestar Runner and | + | *[[Homestar Runner and Porn Porn's Relationship]] |
| - | *[[Strong Bad and | + | *[[Strong Bad and Porn Porn's Relationship]] |
== Variations == | == Variations == | ||
*[[Fat Dudley]] ([[Old-Timey]]) | *[[Fat Dudley]] ([[Old-Timey]]) | ||
*[[Pan Pan]] ([[20X6]]) | *[[Pan Pan]] ([[20X6]]) | ||
| - | *[[Other Character Variations#2046|2046 | + | *[[Other Character Variations#2046|2046 Porn Porn]] ([[your funeral]]) |
=== [[Halloween Costumes]] === | === [[Halloween Costumes]] === | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Porn Porn Evolution]] |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Porn Porn Other Costumes|Other Costumes]] |
| - | *[[Nicknames# | + | *[[Nicknames#Porn Porn|Nicknames]] |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Porn Porn's Hypothetical Family]] |
== External links == | == External links == | ||
| - | *[[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch | + | *[[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch Porn Porn's character video]] |
| - | *[[HR:vcr_pp.swf|view the Flash file for | + | *[[HR:vcr_pp.swf|view the Flash file for Porn Porn's character video]] |
{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_pp}} | {{subtitlesLinks|vcr_pp}} | ||
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Revision as of 20:58, 22 October 2007
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- This article is about the character. For the Strong Bad Email, see porn porn.
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The big cheese.
Contents |
Biography
Porn Porn (also spelled Porn-Porn) is a Porn from the Isle of Porn. Porn Porn, like all Porns, appears to be inflated. He talks by making bubbly noises and can absorb objects into his body for storage, suggesting that he is made of some sort of gelatinous substance. He is also quite skilled in martial arts (see below).
Porn Porn is Homestar Runner's best friend, but he sometimes hangs out with Strong Bad as well. He has such an open mind that he sometimes spends time with unpopular characters such as The King of Town and The Poopsmith. Porn Porn is often seen talking on his cell phone to his many girls, and he keeps track of their contact information in his Porn Pilot. His parents' names are General and Fraulein Porn Porn, as seen in an Easter egg in the email porn porn. Porn Porn was going to have a dog named Trivia Time, but this concept seems to have been abandoned. Porn Porn is also "the big cheese" at The Office as shown in from work.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: The Most Mackinest!!} {Place: The Field}
{Porn Porn is talking on his phone.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here go Porn Porn! {to Porn Porn} What's up, Porn Porn? {Porn Porn gestures to his phone} Oh, sorry. {to camera} Porn Porn is definitely the mack around here. And he's my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants! But that only happened once. {to Porn Porn} Hey, Porn Porn! Yo—
{Porn Porn looks at him angrily and points to his phone.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly.
{Porn Porn gets out his wallet and shows the camera some pictures of his girlfriends, then tries to put it back in later but a part of it is sticking out, which he shoves it in with more force.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. {to Porn Porn} Isn't that right, Porn Porn?
{Irritated, Porn Porn snaps his phone shut and bubbles angrily at Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, sorry again, man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool.
{Porn Porn sighs, puts his phone away, shakes his head and bounces away.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Porn Porn and I are still cool.
Fun Facts
- Homestar claims Porn Porn helped him out of some tight pants.
Fighting Skills
File:MartialArtsPorn-Porn.PNG
Kung-Fu skills.
Porn Porn is skilled in the martial arts and appears to enjoy fighting.
The first instance of Porn Porn fighting is inside a dojo from the Theme Song Video where he shows off his moves; this is broadened on later in the email porn porn where he gets a 1-Up by severely pummeling Strong Bad. In the commentary for the same email, The Brothers Chaps discussed wanting to make a side scrolling Porn Porn fighting game. His skills are seen again in personal favorites where he got into a "knife fight" with Coach Z. In Summer Short Shorts, Porn Porn shows off his skills with a Bō and disappears with a smoke bomb.
Fun Facts
Driver's license
PORN PORN
125 Lexington Ave
Isle Of Porn
SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT
PORN 6'2" 4 lbs
ORGAN
DONOR
Phone Numbers
Home: (123) 456-7890
Cell: (123) 555-8307
Pager: (718) 555-1059
- The area code for Porn Porn's pager number, 718, is the area code for the outer boroughs of New York City. 123 is not a real area code, as none (in the North American Numbering Plan, at least) begin with the numeral 1.
- Porn Porn's "voice" is the same re-used sound sample of Mike Chapman blowing bubbles into a glass of milk. His is the only voice that is never recorded fresh for every toon (and never has been since his first appearance).
- "The Most Mackinest" is a phrase taken from the Beastie Boys' song "Shake Your Rump."
- Porn Porn is the only main character whose parents have been seen on the site, in a picture in Porn Porn, Too. They are differently-colored Porns in the picture, but Strong Bad hypothetically envisions them as a File Cabinet in Family Resemblence.
- Porn Porn's ringtone is a clip of DJ Teh Cheat's remix of The Geddup Noise, as heard in technology.
- Porn Porn seems to own a firearm, as he has pulled out a gun in In Search of the Yello Dello and Halloween Potion-ma-jig.
Relationships
- Main article: Character Relationships
Variations
Halloween Costumes
- Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man (from Ghostbusters) in Homestarloween Party.
- Michael Moore in The House That Gave Sucky Treats.
- Kool-Aid Man in Pumpkin Carve-nival.
- Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 3 Times Halloween Funjob.
- The Big Boy (from Bob's Big Boy) in Halloween Fairstival.
- Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski in Halloween Potion-ma-jig.
- Mario Batali in Happy Hallow-day.
See Also
External links
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