Mustaches

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The characters of Free Country, USA are occasionally seen sporting mustaches of varying styles and shapes, usually as part of a costume or disguise. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The King of Town always have them.

Appearances

• Homsar Main Page — Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache.
• The King of Town's Character Video — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The King of Town and Homsar's Halloween costumes, Hagar the Horrible and Wimpy, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Email stand-up — Coach Z has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — The King of Town and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Mario and Captain Lou Albano, respectively, have mustaches.
• Ballad of The Sneak — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on The Sneak and grows larger in size.
• 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Halloween costumes, Ozone and Magnum P.I., respectively, both have mustaches.
• Email flashback — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
• Email theme park — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
• Peasant's Quest Preview — The two Videlectrix programmers both have mustaches.
• That A Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, Cesar Romero as the Joker and Willie Nelson, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — Cheerleader momentarily sports a mustache, tie, bowler hat, sunglasses, and a cigar, making her look (somewhat) like a male.
• Senorial Day — In a scene with two Homestar Runners, one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
• Email record book — Coach Z's afro and mustache from stand-up are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
• Email lady...ing — Strong Bad says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, Homestar wears a mustache.
• Commandos in the Classroom — After being told by Gunhaver to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, Reynold is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Pom Pom and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Walter Sobchak and Apollo Creed, respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a French version of himself.
• Exaggerations — In the exaggerated scene from A Jumping Jack Contest, the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
• Happy Hallow-day — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Pom Pom and Marzipan's costumes, Father Guido Sarducci, Tony Clifton, Mario Batali and Frida Kahlo, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Email retirement — Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
• Date Nite — The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
• Email more armies — When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the On Point Kings, he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
• Quality Time — Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
• Jibblies 2 — Strong Mad, Bubs and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, Nikolai Volkoff, Ross from YCDTOTV and Rev. Al Sharpton, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Email yes, wrestling — The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
• Trogday 08 — After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a beret.
• Homestar Ruiner — One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an Old-Timey mustache.
• Most in the Graveyard — Bubs' Halloween costume, The Junkyard Dog, has a mustache as part of his costume.
• Dangeresque: Puppet Squad — Baron Darin Diamonocle is played by Shark Tooth Bubs, wearing a cowboy hat and Mustache.
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as The Informant.
• Coach Z's 110% — Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.

Screenshots of mustaches

"Kelsey Grammer!"	"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"	"I'm the original ladies' man!"	Prime of his dating year
"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."	"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"	"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"	"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'."
"HIGGINS!"	"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"	"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."	"GOOD GRAPHICS!"
OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!	"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"	"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."	"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"
MUSTACHIOED!	"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"	Every guy at a truck stop	"I'm the master of disaster!"
FRENCH'D!	"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."	"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."	Him at his 20-year high school reunion
Another food guy	"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."	The perfect suitor for a broom	"Oh-a, it's-a me! The chef-a!"
Strong Bad is on point	The On Point Kings, with mustaches	Fancy 'stache and violin	"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"
"Marzipan, do you know who I am?"	"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."	The Cheat has turned insidious	"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."
"Grab them cakes!"	"Or did you?"	"Looking for information?"	"Hustle for sports!"