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Several characters have made '''predictions''' about what is to happen in the future. The majority of these predictions are highly unlikely to actually occur, but some have come true.  
Several characters have made '''predictions''' about what is to happen in the future. The majority of these predictions are highly unlikely to actually occur, but some have come true.  
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==Appearances==
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===[[2 years]]===
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In September 2003, [[Strong Bad]] was asked what the greatest advancement in [[Strong Badia]] will be in the next two years.  Strong Bad proclaims that:
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*by 2005, the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population: [[Tire]]" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and [[Coach Z]]"
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*the [[Stop Sign]] and the [[Cinder Block]] will break up
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*Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole
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*[[The Cheat]] will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
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*the Tire will have beat [[Strong Mad]] to "the title"
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*[[Strong Sad]] will become more whiny
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As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, none of these predictions have come true.
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*Email [[2 years]] - [[Strong Bad]] predicts what [[Strong Badia]] would be like in the next two years. The email was made in 2003, so his predictions should have come to pass by 2005. They didn't.
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===[[montage]]===
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*Email [[montage]] - It was predicted that [[The Paper]] would be replaced with an inkjet printer in email 173. This did come true, in [[the paper]].  
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At the end of the email, it is claimed that [[The Paper]] would be replaced with an inkjet printer in email #173. This did, in fact, come true in [[the paper]].  
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*Email [[your funeral]] - Strong Bad predicts that in the year 2046, on March 31st, 2:03 P.M., the zombie uprising will come.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]]- Strong Bad predicts that in the year 2086, dollars would be called "Globnars".
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===[[your funeral]]===
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*[[Hremail 62]] - [[Homestar Runner]] predicts that in July 2012, a theme park called Homestar Dinoland would be opening.
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On March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m., Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising. By about that time, [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] will have become tough, end-of-the-world-style heroes: Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt; and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in [[replacement]], has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.
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*Email [[Accent]] - [[Strong Sad]] predicts that in five years, [[Strong Bad]] will have lost his accent, and have a new computer, the [[Zappy XT6]].
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===[[Baddest of the Bands]]===
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Strong Bad predicts that in the year 2086, dollars would be called "Globnars".
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===[[Hremail 62]]===
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[[Homestar Runner]] predicts that a theme park called "Homestar Dinoland" would open in July 2012. It is also suggested that the actual attraction may turn out to be just a drawer.
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===[[Accent]]===
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[[Strong Sad]] predicts that in five years, Strong Bad will have completely lost his accent, and have a new computer, the [[Zappy XT6]].
==See Also==
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Revision as of 21:13, 4 September 2009

Several characters have made predictions about what is to happen in the future. The majority of these predictions are highly unlikely to actually occur, but some have come true.

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2 years

In September 2003, Strong Bad was asked what the greatest advancement in Strong Badia will be in the next two years. Strong Bad proclaims that:

  • by 2005, the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population: Tire" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z"
  • the Stop Sign and the Cinder Block will break up
  • Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole
  • The Cheat will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
  • the Tire will have beat Strong Mad to "the title"
  • Strong Sad will become more whiny

As of 2025, none of these predictions have come true.

montage

At the end of the email, it is claimed that The Paper would be replaced with an inkjet printer in email #173. This did, in fact, come true in the paper.

your funeral

On March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m., Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising. By about that time, Pom Pom and Strong Sad will have become tough, end-of-the-world-style heroes: Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt; and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in replacement, has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.

Baddest of the Bands

Strong Bad predicts that in the year 2086, dollars would be called "Globnars".

Hremail 62

Homestar Runner predicts that a theme park called "Homestar Dinoland" would open in July 2012. It is also suggested that the actual attraction may turn out to be just a drawer.

Accent

Strong Sad predicts that in five years, Strong Bad will have completely lost his accent, and have a new computer, the Zappy XT6.

See Also

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