User:Stux/Strong Bad Email Emails

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Anthony<br />
Anthony<br />
from South Gate CA</blockquote>
from South Gate CA</blockquote>
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===[[halloweener]]===
===[[halloweener]]===
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With crap,<br />
With crap,<br />
Ben from Ohio University</blockquote>
Ben from Ohio University</blockquote>
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 +
===[[brianrietta]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br />
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I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br />
 +
you are. I love the way you walk around without <br />
 +
your  shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I <br />
 +
was wondering if you would like to go <br />
 +
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-<br />
 +
Pom has my number.<br />
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<br />
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Hopefully yours,<br />
 +
Brian</blockquote>
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 +
===[[i love you]]===
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">i love u<br />
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-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf</blockquote>
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 +
===[[trevor the vampire]]===
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden<br />
 +
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach<br />
 +
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a<br />
 +
vampire and</blockquote>
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 +
===[[i rule]]===
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">If you are so evil, how come you don't rule<br />
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the world or at least some kind of field?<br />
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<br />
 +
Mike, UK</blockquote>
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 +
===[[credit card]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Mr. Bad<br />
 +
<br />
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We regret to inform you that your credit card<br />
 +
has expired. To keep your account, we will need<br />
 +
you to send your old credit card number and<br />
 +
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can<br />
 +
make the change. We promise we are real and<br />
 +
not just trying to steal your money.<br />
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<br />
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John, and some other people<br />
 +
who aren't scam artists</blockquote>
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 +
===[[i she be]]===
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!<br />
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i she be your girlfriend.</blockquote>
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 +
===[[duck pond]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
 +
do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding <br />
 +
the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are <br />
 +
your thoughts on this subject?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
your friend,<br />
 +
ron kiwi</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[the basics]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
With crap,<br />
 +
T.J.</blockquote>
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 +
===[band names]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">hey strong bad,<br />
 +
help us come up with a name for our band. i was <br />
 +
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or <br />
 +
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first <br />
 +
show tomorrow.<br />
 +
you rule<br />
 +
- dan</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[studying]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls <br />
 +
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?<br />
 +
<br />
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Crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Roy</blockquote>
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 +
===[[stand-up]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
 +
ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any <br />
 +
stand up comidic stuff?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
crapfully crappy,<br />
 +
joe p.</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[tape-leg]]===
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
 +
my brothers are always telling me that your <br />
 +
legs are made of tape, is that true?<br />
 +
-Nicolas</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[spring cleaning]]===
 +
<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems <br />
 +
like a nice guy to me.<br />
 +
Caitlyn</blockquote>
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 +
===[[cartoon]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">dear mr bad<br />
 +
make a cartoon with only u in it and then <br />
 +
just u do the commentary<br />
 +
crapful<br />
 +
geroge</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[sb_email 22]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I'm from England. What do you think of <br />
 +
the English?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thank you,<br />
 +
Mark</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[little animal]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came <br />
 +
up to you.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[the bird]]===
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">DEAR STRONG BAD,<br />
 +
IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE <br />
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OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?<br />
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VERY CRAPFULLY:<br />
 +
PHYLO D</blockquote>
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 +
===[[super powers]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your <br />
 +
forehead the source of all your super <br />
 +
powers? Or is it merely decorative?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Aaron C.</blockquote>
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 +
===[[CGNU]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
 +
<br />
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i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts <br />
 +
University, just like you. Please let me know <br />
 +
how i can accomplish this goal.<br />
 +
thank you.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Margo</blockquote>
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 +
===[[3 wishes]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
If you had three wishes, what would the second <br />
 +
one be?<br />
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<br />
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Much Crap,<br />
 +
Brandon Hofer<br />
 +
Judson College<br />
 +
Elgin, IL</blockquote>
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 +
===[[1 step ahead]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">hello strong bad,<br />
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don't you think it would be funny if you glued <br />
 +
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...<br />
 +
<br />
 +
alex<br />
 +
medford, nj</blockquote>
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 +
===[[superhero name]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong bad:<br />
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<br />
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Why is it that your superhero name does not end <br />
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in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...<br />
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<br />
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Your friend<br />
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<br />
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Stiny</blockquote>
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 +
===[[12:00]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you <br />
 +
have any suggestions on how to fix it?<br />
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<br />
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Thankyou,<br />
 +
Cory Dewey-Smith</blockquote>
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===[[sugarbob]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">DEAR STRONGBAD<br />
 +
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE <br />
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BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T <br />
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KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL <br />
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HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.<br />
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SINCERELY<br />
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YOUR JEALOUS FAN,<br />
 +
DANIEL</blockquote>
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 +
===[[flag day]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
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Happy Flag Day! I bet you have  a totally awesome <br />
 +
flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.<br />
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<br />
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Your pal,<br />
 +
Pablo<br />
 +
Phoenix</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[gimmicks]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
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Do you remember when you would answer emails and <br />
 +
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss <br />
 +
those days.<br />
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<br />
 +
With a lot of crap,<br />
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<br />
 +
Mike W<br />
 +
Everett, MA</blockquote>
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 +
===[[weird dream]]===
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">what is the weirdest dream<br />
 +
you've ever had?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
-marie</blockquote>
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 +
===[[sisters]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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My sister and me think you are so cool.<br />
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Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.<br />
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Yours,<br />
 +
Ali</blockquote>
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 +
===[[guitar]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad whats up?<br />
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<br />
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Can you play the Guitar?<br />
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<br />
 +
Derek Highet<br />
 +
Northern California</blockquote>
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 +
===[[dullard]]===
 +
<blockquote class="short tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
 +
How do I deal with the office dullard?<br />
 +
Jason</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[helium]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Shack<br />
 +
Whittier</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[property of ones]]===
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
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How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one <br />
 +
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dan Waters<br />
 +
Dallas, TX</blockquote>
 +
 +
===[[vacation]]===
 +
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
You must be a very busy man. You should think <br />
 +
about a vacation.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Filled with crap,<br />
 +
BrothaCheese</blockquote>

Revision as of 02:07, 28 March 2013

Potential Project Page to list all the emails sent to Strong Bad.

There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes. Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.

some kinda robot

homsar

butt IQ

homestar hair

making out

depressio


halloweener

brianrietta

i love you

trevor the vampire

i rule

credit card

i she be

duck pond

the basics

[band names]]

studying

stand-up

tape-leg

spring cleaning

cartoon

sb_email 22

little animal

the bird

super powers

CGNU

3 wishes

1 step ahead

superhero name

12:00

sugarbob

flag day

gimmicks

weird dream

sisters

guitar

dullard

helium

property of ones

vacation

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