Allegedly Real Things

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==Examples==
==Examples==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — [[Strong Bad]] insists that [[Strong Bad's Ladies|his girlfriend]] is real, over and over again.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — [[Strong Bad]] insists that [[Strong Bad's Ladies|his girlfriend]] is real, over and over again.
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*Email [[credit card]] — The writers of the email "promise that [they] are real and not just trying to steal [Strong Bad's] money."
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*Email [[credit card]] — The writers of the email "promise that [they] are real and not just trying to steal [Strong Bad's] money".
*Email [[50 emails]] — [[Homestar Runner]] posts a fake error message after crashing the [[Compy 386]]. The error message's title bar reads "This is real."
*Email [[50 emails]] — [[Homestar Runner]] posts a fake error message after crashing the [[Compy 386]]. The error message's title bar reads "This is real."
**[[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], and [[Main Page 22]] — Similar fake error messages to the above appear with "This is real" in the title bar.
**[[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], and [[Main Page 22]] — Similar fake error messages to the above appear with "This is real" in the title bar.
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*Email [[technology]] (Easter egg) — Bubs advertises wireless extensions cords as being "lightweight, existent, and shockproof!"
*Email [[technology]] (Easter egg) — Bubs advertises wireless extensions cords as being "lightweight, existent, and shockproof!"
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad's fake answering machine (an alarm clock with a cassette on top of it) has a sign reading, "an answering machine (trust me)".
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad's fake answering machine (an alarm clock with a cassette on top of it) has a sign reading, "an answering machine (trust me)".
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — [[Coach Z]] tells Homestar Runner that he's having "all kinds of real people over to [his] house for a coupla real people parties."
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — [[Coach Z]] tells Homestar Runner that he's having "all kinds of real people over to [his] house for a coupla real people parties".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad's book, a "real book that exists", is allegedly written by "Ronmartin Realdude" (who insists that he is "a living, breathing person, not a cat") and printed by the "Actual Publishing Company". Coach Z talks to "Ronmartin Realdude" via a notepad with a cell phone drawn on it.
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad's book, a "real book that exists", is allegedly written by "Ronmartin Realdude" (who insists that he is "a living, breathing person, not a cat") and printed by the "Actual Publishing Company". Coach Z talks to "Ronmartin Realdude" via a notepad with a cell phone drawn on it.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] receives an "honest telegram" from [[The Sneak]].
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] receives an "honest telegram" from [[The Sneak]].

Revision as of 05:39, 4 February 2015

Of course he's real! It says so right there in his name!

Many times, objects or people are specifically (and often awkwardly) described as real or actual when it's plainly obvious that they are not.

Examples

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