The Ugly One

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*Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Falling into the [[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Falling into the [[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
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*Being bitten by Floor Tom, being drenched with ranch dressing by the fake Mrs. So and So-erson, and distracted by Pom Pom ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
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*floor tommed, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])

Revision as of 20:25, 22 June 2005

Bad glasses, nice dress
Big Pre-K hair

The Ugly One is the ugly-looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for The Man With The Huge Mouth. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.

Defining Traits

  • suspect hygiene
  • psoriasis
  • prepaid lunch
  • wears a three-piece bathing suit
  • wants to be Cheerleader
  • doesn't "look so good"
  • is on the drill team
  • listens to pinebark
  • boy or girl?
  • parking deck?

Hurt By

Filmography

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