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'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys for thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]], she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole surviving member in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]]. She was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  She seems to like shirts with text on them.
'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys for thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]], she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole surviving member in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]]. She was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  She seems to like shirts with text on them.

Revision as of 04:56, 5 September 2005

Cheer on Cheerleader
Teeny Tiny Cheerleader (not really)
File:cheerleader.PNG
With a mustache!

Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys for thinking she was the same age as So and So, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole surviving member in the first issue. She was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She seems to like shirts with text on them.

She is apparently very oppressive to the other members of the Teen Girl Squad. After her demise shortly into Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, the rest of the squad was incredibly happy and shouted, "We're free!" and, "The tyranny is over!"

It would appear that Cheerleader only has one parent, as indicated by the young So and So in Teen Girl Squad Issue 7 when she says, "You mean your parent's house?"

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).

She apparently has a crush on Eh! Steve, as referenced in HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.

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Text on Shirts

Defining Traits

  • Is a cheerleader (obviously), and has the spirit of one
  • Has had a growth spurt
  • Is boy-crazy
  • Has cool, rich parents
  • Wears a two-piece
  • Wants a pony
  • Listens to the top 40 hits
  • Was fat as a toddler
  • Has a backyard pool

Hurt and/or Killed by

Filmography

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