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[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL8]]]]
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'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]], likely because it has little or no animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting prank calls, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s constant misunderstandings, and [[Coach Z]]'s and [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
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== Marzipan's Answering Machines ==
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{|
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<autocolumn width="150">
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
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</autocolumn>
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|}
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== Other Answering Machine Segments ==
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The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.
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* [[The King of Town DVD]] (The King of Town's answering machine)
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* [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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* Email [[personal favorites]]
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* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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* Email [[garage sale]]
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* [[Missing Lappy]] (Strong Bad's answering machine)
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== People Who've Called Marzipan ==
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'''[[Strong Bad]]''' (24 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|6}} (as Detective Everybody)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|6}} (as Marzipan)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|6}} (as the King of Town)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|1}} (yelling at Strong Mad)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|4}} (as Constable Anybody)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|5}} (as Dr. Professional)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|1}} (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|4}} (as Sweepstakes Ron)
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|5}} (as Cableman Jorge)
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* {{mamlink|9.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|1}} (yelling at Strong Sad)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as [[Obviously Phony Aliases#Goatface|Goatface]])
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* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
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* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' (20 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|7}} (addressing Pom Pom)
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* {{mamlink|4.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|6.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}} (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
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* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is cancelled)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|4}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|1}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|6}}
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'''[[The King of Town]]''' (9 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
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* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} (in The Cheat's remix)
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'''Strong Sad''' (7 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|6}}
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* {{mamlink|10.2|1}}
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'''Coach Z''' (6 times)
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* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}
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'''[[Bubs]]''' (5 times)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
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* {{mamlink|7.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|5}} (as [[The Thnikkaman]])
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'''Marzipan''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
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* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}
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'''[[Pom Pom]]''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
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* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}
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'''[[Strong Mad]]''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
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* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}
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'''[[Homsar]]''' (2 times)
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* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
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* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}
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'''Miscellaneous''' (one time each)
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* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
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* {{mamlink|8.0|2}} ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
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* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With An Accent)
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* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
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* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} ([[The Cheat]])
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* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])
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== Fun Facts ==
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*The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:answer13.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
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{{Recenttoon}}
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[[Category: Marzipan's Answering Machine|*]]

Revision as of 20:30, 25 October 2006

The PhoneTime XL8

Marzipan's Answering Machine is probably one of the most overlooked sections on the Homestar Runner website, likely because it has little or no animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar's constant misunderstandings, and Coach Z's and Strong Sad's depressing ramblings. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

Contents

Marzipan's Answering Machines

Other Answering Machine Segments

The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

People Who've Called Marzipan

Strong Bad (24 times)

Homestar Runner (20 times)

The King of Town (9 times)

Strong Sad (7 times)

Coach Z (6 times)

Bubs (5 times)

Marzipan (2 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

Strong Mad (2 times)

Homsar (2 times)

Miscellaneous (one time each)

Fun Facts

  • The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.

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