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===[[Compy 386]]===
===[[Compy 386]]===
*Email [[couch patch]]: Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
*Email [[couch patch]]: Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
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*Email [[virus]]: Dies
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
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*In [[retirement]]:
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*Email [[retirement]]:
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies. (also in [[virus]])
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**Dies.
===[[Tandy 400]]===
===[[Tandy 400]]===
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*Email [[ghosts]]: Seemingly haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
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*Email [[invisibility]]: Dies.
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*Email [[ghosts]]: Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
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*In [[retirement]]:
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*Email [[retirement]]:
**Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
**Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies. (also in [[invisibility]])
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**Dies.
===[[The Paper]]===
===[[The Paper]]===
*Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
*Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
*[[Sick Day]]: Is able to get sick.
*[[Sick Day]]: Is able to get sick.
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*In [[retirement]]:
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*Email [[retirement]]:
**Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
**Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
**Tells Strong Bad he likes hush puppies.
**Tells Strong Bad he likes hush puppies.
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*In [[the paper]]:
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*Email [[the paper]]:
**Can play sports.
**Can play sports.
**Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
**Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
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===[[Frank Bennedetto]]===
===[[Frank Bennedetto]]===
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*In [[army]]:
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*Email [[army]]:
**The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
**The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
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**Is a casualty of [[the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although he later appears in other emails).
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**Is a casualty of [[the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries)
**Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
**Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
*Email [[more armies]]: Is honored with a "memorial statue".
*Email [[more armies]]: Is honored with a "memorial statue".
===[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]===
===[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]===
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*In [[montage]]:
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*Email [[montage]]:
**Falls in love with Strong Bad.
**Falls in love with Strong Bad.
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**Is The Cheat's co-worker.
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**Is [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] co-worker.
**Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
**Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
**Has a "spouse" and 2 children.
**Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

Revision as of 14:32, 11 June 2008

I hate hushpuppies.

Pseudocharacters are items in the Homestar Runner universe that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real characters. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except for a handful of appearances.

Contents

Characters and their abilities

Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see Category:Pseudocharacters.

Lappy 486

Compy 386

  • Email couch patch: Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
  • Email virus: Dies
  • Email cliffhangers: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement:
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies.

Tandy 400

  • Email invisibility: Dies.
  • Email ghosts: Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
  • Email cliffhangers: Kidnaps the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement:
    • Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies.

The Paper

  • Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
  • Sick Day: Is able to get sick.
  • Email retirement:
    • Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
    • Tells Strong Bad he likes hush puppies.
  • Email the paper:
    • Can play sports.
    • Ties up Homestar Runner.
    • Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
    • Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
    • Dies.

Frank Bennedetto

  • Email army:
    • The members of the Homestarmy consider him to be a real member.
    • Is a casualty of the Battle of Strong Badia (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries)
    • Has a "mother" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
  • Email more armies: Is honored with a "memorial statue".

Wagon Fulla Pancakes

  • Email montage:
    • Falls in love with Strong Bad.
    • Is The Cheat's co-worker.
    • Trains for and defeats Homestar in the Champeenship.
    • Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

New Paper

See Also

Retrieved from "http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Pseudocharacters"
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