Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 1

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"Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway?"

Flashfight appears at last, jails Blue Laser, and tears up the Cheat Commandos.
Cast (in order of appearance):
Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip, Ripberger, Firebert, Fightgar, Flashfight, Green Helmets, Blue Laser Commander, Reynold, Reynold's Brother, Blue Laser Minions (Easter Egg) Locations (in order of apperance)
Date: Monday, June 1, 2009
Running time: 4:10

Transcript

{Opens to a view of the Cheat Commandos base. Firearms are heard going off and the Commandos are laughing offcreen. The screen opens to " "Two Part Episode: Part One!!" amd the words "Wrtitten with a veangence by A. Chimendez".
{Cuts to the Commandos. Fightgar is holding a gun and Gunhaver is wearing a vest with bulletholes in it.
GUNHAVER: Ha ha ha! That was awesome! {Takes off vest} Here, now someone else put on the bulletproof vest!
{Doorbell rings, and the Cheat Commandos begin to scramble}
GUNHAVER: Doorbell stations! Prepare to pretend we're not here, sign for a package, or receive pizza! {Moves closer to the camera} Let's move, C. C.dos!
{Cut to Silent Rip, who looks confused.}
SILENT RIP: "C. C.dos"? Wouldn't just "C.C.s" be shorter, and make more sense?
{Gunhaver grabs Silent Rip by the vest.} GUNHAVER: Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier. I'm sticking with the "do". {Cut to the front door. It opens, revealing Flashfight.}
ALL: {gasping}
Crackotage: I can't beleive I'm seeing this sight.{cut to a shot of Crackotage} Why if it isn't Admiral Flashfight. Gunhaver: To what do we owe the pleasure, admiral?
Flashfihgt: I'm here to clean up your act, Cheat Commandos. The Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces, or "BEEF", is not imprssed with your-
Silent Rip: {interrupting}: Uh, that's "BEFF".
Flashfight": Alright, the Bureau of EVERY Elite Fighting Force, is not-
Silent Rip: {intrerupting again} That's "BEEFF" {exagerates the last F}
Flashfight: Yes, and what is your name, soldier?
Silent Rip: {Saluting} Silent Rip, sir!
Flashfight: Thank you, Smarty Drip. You're fired.
All: {offscreen} {gasping}
Gunhaver: Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always way too concerned with acronyms. Who else can we fire?
Flashfight: Well, you, of course.
Gunhaver: Me? But then {pulls out his gun} who will have gun?
Flashfight": {taking the gun} I will!
Gunahver: {shaking} Buh-buh-buh.... Wuh-wuh-wuh? Zuh-zuh-zuh...
Flashfight: You're allowed to stand there stammering for fifteen more minutes {two Green Helmets walk up} and then you will be escorted out by Green Helmets.
Gunhaver: Have you no dignity? At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer like me by escorted out by someone who isn't availble in a discount three pack.
{Cut to a discount three pack of Green Helmet toys. Music plays and the Cheat Commandos theme plays in the background.}

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The video game music comes from StrongBadZone.
• The tagline of "Jaded Teen Pizza" is similar to the lyrics of a song Reynold's Brother listens to in Let us give TANKS!
• This is the first time Flashfight has ever talked.
• This is the second time Gunhaver has been "kicked out" by another member.