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A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the Museum, but it was moved to the Handheld Games Menu when the game menu was remodeled.
Page Title: Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies
List of Fortunes
- Little things add up to a little bit.
- Try a little levitation.
- Start a little fire. A little one!
- Hey, it worked for Taft.
- Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
- You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
- Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
- Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
- Have a good time, all the time.
- Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
- Ask me about super-dooper savings.
- "They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
- Your primary goal will be washing up.
- Lighten your load by doing less work.
- Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
- Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
- Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
- Girls shouldn't casually wear ball caps.
- You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
- Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
- Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
- You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
- You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
- Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
- Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
- An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
- Make it great. Next time don't be late.
- Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
- Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
- Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
- The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
- Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
- A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
- From now on, give only high-fives.
- It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
- Start putting stamps on all your emails.
- Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
- Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
- Buy me a sandwich.
- There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
- Stop listening to country music.
- The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
- You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
- Don't skip school... skip class.
- Yellow text is hard to read.
- Remember that time you lied to your mom?
- Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
- It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
- A pillow fort simply cannot last.
- The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
- Gimme a dollar.
- Stop picking at it.
- It's not mean if it's hilarious.
- Will you go with me? Yes [ ] No [ ]
- Treat others as if they treated you first.
- Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
- Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
- Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
- www.thoraxcorp.com
- Maybe try and be a little funnier.
- A life of luxury will end in buxury.
- You suck so much, you don't suck.
Fun Facts
Trivia
You are not as good as most people.
- All of the slips of paper read "You are very ugly indeed" (or, possibly, "You very dead") and "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled.
- Due to this, when "yellow text is hard to read" comes up, it's black until it's completely unfolded.
- When it asks "Will you go with me?", you can check off either answer, but nothing happens.
Inside References
- The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the Thorax Corporation.
Real-World References
Fast Forward
External Links
| Old Flash Stuff
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| Current | First Flash, Second Flash, Old Intro, Old Intro 2, Pom Pom, Too, Original Games Menu, Second Games Menu, She Loves Me!, Old Characters Page
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| Old | Who Said What Now?, Astro-Lite 2600, Fortune Cookies
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