Whitey

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Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey.

Because of Homestar Runner's skin color, it is no surprise that he is often called "Whitey".

[edit] Appearances

• The Interview — At the beginning of the toon, Strong Bad calls Homestar a "no-armed whitey".
• Email lackey — In the Easter egg, Doreauxgard calls Puppet Homestar "Whitey".
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People — If Strong Bad puts on the Homestar float's head in the Snap Shak, he imitates Homestar, saying, "I'm a no-armed whitey!"
• Homestar Ruiner — When Strong Bad visits The King of Town's castle for the first time, he says, "Somewhere deep inside [the castle's] stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!"
• Main Page 25 — Doreauxgard says to Homestar, "You ain't got no character, Whitey!"
• Flash is Dead! — On his dating profile, Homestar describes himself as a "single-ish no-armed whitey".