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JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}
Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}
JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}
Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]
JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}
Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.
JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.
{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}
JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}
Interests
- Astronomy
- Cricket
- The game, not the insect! tsk!
- Formula One
- Homestar Runner
- The internet
- Better video games
- Homestar Runner
- Physics
- Snooker
- Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?
Top 5 favourite...
Toons/Shorts
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
- The Interview
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob
- Bug in Mouth Disease
- Fluffy Puff Commercial
Emails
- sibbie
- radio
- virus
- alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
- invisibility
Best quote from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)
COACH Z: Thanks for the smell-cakes, Pom Pom! But next time could you dispense with all the flyin' whozits?!
Random Word Of The Week (or thereabouts)
Here I choose a toon or email completely from random and then I choose a word uttered from that toon or email at random.
Random word for: 31/07/2006
Email for kids - 393 words uttered.
MAN: Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three. {336th word uttered}
- The word 'you' is uttered eleven times in this email. Therefore the chances of this word being chosen in this email are 2.80%
- The man singing has uttered 39 words in this email. That's 9.92% of the total words uttered in this email
- There is an article on the word 'you' on Wiktionary - click here to view
- There is an article on 'you' on Wikipedia - click here to view
- There is, in fact an article on 'you' on the HRWiki - click here to view. Well that's the first time that's happened!
Archive
Stats
Who Said it?
| Character | Qty | Percentage
|
| Strong Bad | 7 | 46.7%
|
| Homestar Runner | 4 | 26.7%
|
| Minor Characters | 3 | 20.0%
|
| Marzipan | 1 | 6.66%
|
How long is it?
| No. Letters | Qty | Percentage
|
| 2 | 2 | 13.3%
|
| 3 | 4 | 26.7%
|
| 4 | 3 | 20.0%
|
| 5 | 3 | 20.0%
|
| 7 | 1 | 6.66%
|
| 11 | 1 | 6.66%
|
| 12 | 1 | 6.66%
|
Where is it said?
| Toon Type | Qty | Percentage
|
| Tandy 400 email | 6 | 40.0%
|
| Compy 386 email | 4 | 26.7%
|
| Puppet Stuff | 2 | 13.3%
|
| Big Toon | 1 | 6.66%
|
| Short | 1 | 6.66%
|
| Answering Machine | 1 | 6.66%
|
The final word (or sentance (or a few))
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.
Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.
