Mr. Pitters
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Mr. Pitters is an old man that hangs around the Teen Girl Squad in Issue 9. Cheerleader is overjoyed to see him go when she finds a replacement, but The Ugly One seems upset by him leaving. He's obsessed with ointment. Later, after Cheerleader dies (in that issue), he attempts to join the new squad dressed as her. However, two vultures eat him up first, and he tastes quite good. OMG HES ROTTING AND BEING EATED LOLOLOLOLO!!!1!!!111!!!
