Kissyboots

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Kissyboots is a band featured in Teen Girl Squad. The band members are:

• Cheerleader (singer and pretend-to-play-guitarist)
• So and So (keyboardist)
• What's Her Face (begrudging bass guitarist)
• The Ugly One (drummer)

The genesis of the band took place in class at school with all four members present, in the week of their school's Battle of the Bands. The name Smartly Pretty was originally suggested by So and So, but was overruled by Cheerleader, who came up with the present name. After practices in Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet they were ready for their debut at the Battle of the Bands, which was less than spectacular due to the swift and brutal deaths of band members meted out by Strong Bad's imagination.

At the end of Kissyboots' brief run, all the original members except for Cheerleader had been replaced by a shark, who broke into the band by inexplicably replacing What's Her Face's bass mid-performance and eating her "most of her". It is assumed that the shark then ate Cheerleader at the end of the song, as chomping noises were heard.

Discography

• Ooncha Ooncha (single, 2005)
• it's over!! (single, 2005)

Appearances

• Debut: Teen Girl Squad Issue 8