User:Darth Katana X

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Hello, this is obviously Darth Katana X speaking, and before I say anything I would like you to know that the only reason I have this account is because of the excellent sysop and my first friend from Homestar Runner Wiki, It's dot com. Give it up for him!

I am, much like Strong Bad and The Brothers Chaps, a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game affectionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.

In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for Amazon.com, which I have recently deleted. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as TV.com and Wikipedia.

Contents 1 But Why Darth Katana X? 2 My Trivial Goals 3 Cool Sites 3.1 John Reuben - 01/02/06 4 The Guestbook

But Why Darth Katana X?

Darth Katana X is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the Star Wars movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via TV.com, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the Strong Bad Email series.

My Trivial Goals

Today (the day that I wrote this) is the first day of 2006. I have been anticipating the new year for quite some time, and it's finally here. As everyone knows, this is the perfect time for resolutions. My important goals for this year are to be a nicer person (which is easier said than done), to spend less time with Homestar and Strong Bad and more time with my family, and to take more time to pray. Those are my important goals for 20X6 - I mean 2006 - and here I've lined out my trivial goals, which most will probably be more interested in.

• Write at least one article.
• Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - Fat Pie, Insult Master and Weebl & Bob don't fit the bill.
• Check out Red vs. Blue.

And more to come.

If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, send me your e-mail and I'll more than likely flip you off.

Cool Sites

Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I. And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.

John Reuben - 01/02/06

Dear Darth Katana X,

How you doin'? I have three quick questions...

1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?

2. What's the best thing you've ever done?

3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?

Later,

Albin J. (from Maryland)

I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - this! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, here's where to get it.

The Guestbook

It's like, what part of "meet me at the guestbook" didn't you understand? At least my girlfriends are here to sign it - uh, they're climbing all over me. Say hello, ladies.

1. Hi! g2g!! ;)
2. What's up?? Darth Katana X roxors!! lmao! _^.^_
3. I'm way prettier than you. :P
4. ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. DKX is the shizzle. p's
5. — It's dot com 05:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC) I'll start the line for high fives over here.
6. Heimstern Läufer 05:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC) He da!
7. DorianGray 05:59, 30 December 2005 (UTC) You're not getting any fish cookies (or witty signing remarks) out of me.
8. Salty^Talk! 06:07, 30 December 2005 (UTC) A guestbook, perhaps...
9. Super Sam 07:23, 30 December 2005 (UTC) - Eat me, Bubsty!
10. — Lapper (talk) 07:34, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
11. ΨHomsarΨroksΨ Haldo'd!!!
12. --The 386 ^{My talk} 17:58, 30 December 2005 (UTC) "I BAKED YOU A CAKE!!!"
13. – The Chort 18:00, 30 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
14. ♥ _tee^eff_oh! 22:39, 30 December 2005 (UTC) CHEESYCHEESETHATISCHEESY
15. — DBK! 10:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC) I signed before Bubsty!
16. LePorello / T / C 13:28, 1 January 2006 (UTC) Yeah! So did I!
17. TheThingé 13:13, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Me too!
18. — _talk Bubsty _edits 23:51, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Thats because I was gone for a week and one day...
19. — Has Matt? (talk) 02:44, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Whoa. This user's really taking it to the house. (Set it and forget it!)
20. SparkPlug 05:25, 4 January 2006 (UTC) Meh.
21. Tampo (^T/C) 14:11,4 January (UTC)