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A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the Museum, but it was moved to the Handheld Games Menu when the game menu was remodeled.
Page Title: Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies
List of Fortunes
- Little things add up to a little bit.
- Try a little levitation.
- Start a little fire. A little one!
- Hey, it worked for Taft.
- Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
- You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
- Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
- Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
- Have a good time, all the time.
- Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
- Ask me about super-dooper savings.
- "They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
- Your primary goal will be washing up.
- Lighten your load by doing less work.
- Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
- Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
- Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
- Girls shouldn't casually wear ball caps.
- You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
- Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
- Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
- You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
- You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
- Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
- Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
- An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
- Make it great. Next time don't be late.
- Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
- Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
- Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
- The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
- Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
- A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
- From now on, give only high-fives.
- It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
- Start putting stamps on all your emails.
- Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
- Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
- Buy me a sandwich.
- There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
- Stop listening to country music.
- The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
- You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
- Don't skip school... skip class.
- Yellow text is hard to read.
- Remember that time you lied to your mom?
- Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
- It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
- A pillow fort simply cannot last.
- The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
- Gimme a dollar.
- Stop picking at it.
- It's not mean if it's hilarious.
- Will you go with me? Yes [ ] No [ ]
- Treat others as if they treated you first.
- Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
- Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
- Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
- www.thoraxcorp.com
- Maybe try and be a little funnier.
- A life of luxury will end in buxury.
- You suck so much, you don't suck.
Fun Facts
Trivia
You are not as good as most people.
- Similar fortune cookies are used in an Easter egg for the Strong Bad Email "long pants".
- The slips of paper say "You are very [illegible] indeed" (or, possibly, "You very dead") and "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled.
- When it asks "Will you go out with me?", you can check off either answer, but nothing happens.
Inside References
- The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the Thorax Corporation.
Real-World References
External Links
| Old Flash Stuff
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| Current | First Flash, Second Flash, Old Intro, Old Intro 2, Pom Pom, Too, Original Games Menu, Second Games Menu, She Loves Me!, Old Characters Page
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| Old | Who Said What Now?, Astro-Lite 2600, Fortune Cookies
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