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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en" width="1100" height="400"> <line start="19" end="78" speaker="strongbad">I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.</line> <line start="82" end="135" speaker="strongbad">Ert plus, why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—</line> <line start="136" end="184" speaker="strongbad">What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode?</line> <line start="185" end="270" speaker="strongbad">I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something.</line> <line start="271" end="313" speaker="strongbad">Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?!</line> <line start="314" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!</line> <line start="355" end="374" speaker="strongbad">I'll take care of this!</line> <line start="384" end="394" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line> <line start="396" end="420" speaker="strongbad">What?! I said deleted!!</line> <line start="423" end="433" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line> <line start="434" end="494" speaker="strongbad">Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!</line> <line start="502" end="514" speaker="sfx">beeps</line> <line start="528" end="459" speaker="strongbad">All right, Edgar, now drop a train on 'em...</line> <line start="566" end="605" speaker="strongbad">Waaugh! That is not a small number!!</line> <line start="606" end="644" speaker="strongbad">That is a big number!!! What'm I gonna do?!</line> <line start="646" end="655" speaker="sfx">beeps</line> <line start="659" end="725" speaker="strongbad">Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!</line> <line start="736" end="742" speaker="strongbad">Ooh!</line> <line start="743" end="780" speaker="strongbad">And the Compy... just peed my carpet.</line> <line start="781" end="808" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, what is going on?</line> <line start="809" end="850" speaker="strongbad">Wah! I dunno! You forgot to wear your neck?</line> <line start="851" end="888" speaker="strongsad">Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?</line> <line start="889" end="920" speaker="strongbad">No more irresponsibly than usual.</line> <line start="921" end="939" speaker="strongsad">Did you get a virus?</line> <line start="940" end="965" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh, noo...</line> <line start="966" end="1000" speaker="strongsad">Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?</line> <line start="1001" end="1032" speaker="strongbad">Yes... very yes!</line> <line start="1033" end="1075" speaker="strongbad">Well, hurry up and do something about it before it gets worse!</line> <line start="1100" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">The Cheeeaaat!</line> <line start="1125" end="1158" speaker="strongbad">What the...? Whoa! It's cold out here.</line> <line start="1176" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Hey!</line> <line start="1190" end="1244" speaker="homestar">Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box.</line> <line start="1245" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">No, no, don't touch that!</line> <line start="1262" end="1286" speaker="homestar">Your super box needs words.</line> <line start="1290" end="1306" speaker="homestar">Like these right here!</line> <line start="1307" end="1351"><homestar>Gotta have this one, and this one, and this-a-this-a-this one.</homestar> <strongbad>No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!</strongbad></line> <line start="1352" end="1400" speaker="homestar"><em>(each pop-up)</em> Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!</line> <line start="1401" end="1451"><homestar><em>(each pop-up)</em> Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!</homestar> <strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh—</strongbad></line> </transcript>
